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I seem to remember the Warnation of Krugmar winning 4 of the 5 battles against the superior numbers of Oren. In fact, the one "Battle" Oren won, no Orcs were around to fight so they really just harrassed some travelers and claimed Kramoroe. Their victory almost lasted a whole day too before Craotor and I led an attack force and actually fought against some Oren guard to retake Kramoroe. Turns out Oren doesnt win so many battles when Orcs are actually around to fight them.

But yea, im sure all your numbers are really worth something bud, your 80% fail rate is probably just a coincidence right? :cool:

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Wha?! Dese oomies still pullin' dat kinda skah? Dey ASKIN' fer all out war. I say we give it t' 'em!

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For those who are not accustomed to the orcish way of speach:

"Me keep dat in mind nexd tik lat gu wandurun fru me toll. Nub kum intu Krugmar wif dat attitude eedur, me wyl put lat en reena befur latz hart kan beet agh me nub kayr whu lat am, me wuld flat lat."

"I'll keep that in mind next time you are wondering through my toll. You will not come into Krugmar with that attitude either. I will put you in the arena before you heart can beat (once?) I don't care who you are, I would kill you." ~Blawharag

And "Nub blah'n wut latz shud gruk. Skah'n pushdug albai wif burund hed. Kan peep fur latz self in Krugmar. "

"No Talking what you should know. F#$king stinky elf with (burund?) head. Can see for your self in Krugmar."~Noahjam325

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For those who are not accustomed to the orcish way of speach:

"Me keep dat in mind nexd tik lat gu wandurun fru me toll. Nub kum intu Krugmar wif dat attitude eedur, me wyl put lat en reena befur latz hart kan beet agh me nub kayr whu lat am, me wuld flat lat."

"I'll keep that in mind next time you are wondering through my toll. You will not come into Krugmar with that attitude either. I will put you in the arena before you heart can beat (once?) I don't care who you are, I would kill you." ~Blawharag

And "Nub blah'n wut latz shud gruk. Skah'n pushdug albai wif burund hed. Kan peep fur latz self in Krugmar. "

"No Talking what you should know. F#$king stinky elf with (burund?) head. Can see for your self in Krugmar."~Noahjam325

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Got shattered piece of aumen king's throne sitting on display in Krugmar dat me ripped from da Keep wit me own hands. Da uruk and der allies marched right in der and had dem a seat on da veranda. Me and Bog even had a nice long piss in da bathhouse.

Last king eat him own wife, so me not have very high expectation of dis uder talking head of ders. Dey say dat heavy is da head dat wear da crown. Me will find out if dis be for true when it dangling from me belt. Aumens have seen what happen when dey cross da uruk.

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I have heard rumors a of mighty city in the wilds that houses great warriors who fight side by side with the orcs. They are rumored to also have a piece of that throne on display.

The Monk in Black

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Haha! Oren would easily kill the Orcs. the War Nation of Krugmar isnt big enough to take out Oren!

We am called War Nashun fera resun.

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Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

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