ABDICATION OF THE REX

[Javert 9615]

 

 

 

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ABDICATION OF

THE REX

 

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TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE HORDE,

 

It has been 30 long years since I inherited the title of Rex from my predecessor Thrall. Since then, the Horde has seen many ups and downs, both from the Salvian-Horde War and the ongoing War of the Badlands. I will not claim I was the best of Rexes, but my efforts were the best I could muster from myself.

 

This abdication is not due to the ongoing war itself, but due instead to various other culminating issues which have stacked together over my time as Rex. I seek now to spend time closer to my clan and kin, fostering the culture which I set out to revive in the Frost Urukhim.

 

I call now for a Rexklamor to decide upon my successor. Once one is decided, I shall gladly hand the reigns of power in the Horde over to them. Let it be said now that my efforts for this war shall continue. I shall not give up my fight against the Empire until my dying breath.

 

 

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Torosh’Mak, 

High Chieftain of the Frost Urukhim, Chieftain of Clan Mak, Warlord of Lurakhan, Thralgar, Makh-Morok and Ghorazad, the Demonslayer, the Fire-walker

 

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[Panashea 3323]

The hands of the Akaal trembled, for the spokes of fate had turned once more, and he had been called toward greater purpose. 

[pkdon 1977]

Marcus Tiberias returned home from a field trip of killing cavemen, reclining in his armchair for his nightly reading. "Jumping ship, eh? I don't blame him."

[Cheese 8878]

“Does this mean we’re allowed back in the Horde?” A winged woman laughed from a perch high above the capital of the Uruk’s lands. She laughed, and handed it off to the man beside her.“******* took him long enough, no? He’s doomed everyone and is now trying to escape the consequences of his actions.” Another laugh. “I can’t wait to see who gets his head first.” @Travisty

[Borin 7645]

"An embarrassment to Orc-kind, an unworthy leader... an unworthy being, even. Should not have left his position alive, perhaps, and spared his people the shame of his continued existence." Abbot Anton observes

[Random 1690]

"There is only one future Rex." mused a Prince of Idunia, reading the missive as he sat around a table with his fellow Arthalionath. "Harren killed Krug. Sooner or later that title will be but a footnote under the High King's signature, the title rightfully ours."

[Pieman 1134]

"Mi former Rex Gurak'Yar teh "ZTORM UB KRUGMAR" anzwer the Rex Klamor! Teh Horde needz ab aktion, nub blah! Mi zhall reztore teh iron, rebuild our klanz agh lead wib ztrenght agh dizipline! Let teh klanz judge Mi by mi'z deedz! TEH IRON UZG ZHALL RETURN!"

[Hush 112]

Celia'dant would read the words of the paper with a frown, sad to see such a grand and impressive Rex stepping down. This would not stop her though, she planned to help her city even without Torosh’Mak's presence. "Live long and joyous, old chief. You've done well."

[tcs_tonsils_ 3666]

"Congratulations, you have led your people to ruin and war. Your best... Horde populations continue to plummet, and your allies abandon you. Even you abandon your own people... what a pity." An aged Iohannis said as he read through the announcement. "Promoting infighting and drawing upon feigned patronage, a true rex indeed."

[LobsterLarry 1514]

"AGH NOW HE ABDIKATEZ?!? DIZ AHM DAH ZTRANGEZT GUY MI EVER GRUKKED! BLOO ZKAHER!!!! He did have a hozh haircut doe...." Klog said to himself as he smoked a blunt on the doorsteps to the goi upon reading this missive. "Might even mizz dat bloo bazterd."

[Ardory 2978]

Shadows stir across the continent in the far north. A ghostly being simply shakes their head. Not in disappointment, but pity.

 

“The cycle begins anew, a fate unjust. Our plan will have to wait, my dear kin.”

@Perkins

[flashberry 34]

*Looks to the letter with a look of sadness, she mutters to herself in Auvergnian* 

"Thank you for holding to good morals, and fighting for what is right. You will be missed."

[TaraJess 2848]

A letter is penned to Torosh’Mak. 

 

"Ave Rex, it is I, Aurelian Greye. I was born in the south, and unfortunately had to spend the most frigid winter one can imagine in the north because of this war. It has caused me great distress, and because of this, I think you should give me all of the southern lands as an apology. The Imperials need good land for vacation homes. After I restore the south to its natural beauty, the south shall flourish with tourism, and the Emperor and the many to come shall gladly enjoy what you have kept hostage from the world. Please do let me know when you have handed off these lands to His Imperial Majesty so I may begin the construction of my own vacation home, and prep the deconstruction of some of the ugliest keeps my eyes have ever had the displeasure of looking at."

 

-Aurelian Greye

 

[Digit___ 1224]

Gunthram was given a missive by a passing courier, storm-hued eyes scanned the page. Thus, he would return to his home to prepare himself for what is to come next.

 

"Rest well, Lord Rex, may thine life no longer be gnawed on by the stress of leadership." The young man hummed as he walked.

[Bethinwonderland 2213]

"And there goes one of the best Rexs I've ever seen lead the Uruks.." Lenora sighed as she put the missive to the side