garentoft 9265 Share Posted March 2 "Are you ******* serious?" asked Tomasz, the Petran Chancellor, to his secretary who delivered him the news. 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arianthe22 242 Share Posted March 2 "When did he even have the time to do this? What the heck??" A certain blue haired elfess mumbled as she read the news. "What about your crush Daemon??" Daemon's best wingwoman cried out dramatically. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMeMorgan 2067 Share Posted March 2 "Once again Mages have rattled the Empire to its very core." spoke the elf Saneral, turning to his local atronach forgers "You must output more atronach: for every human of weakness shall have a fire atronach; forget the mori we have clearly a better anathema for man." 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Horror 496 Share Posted March 2 Gloria Taqui Pachakutiq, widow, mother of four, and secret connoisseur of Romance novels, stared at the missive with bafflement. She had read many Romance novels over her long life, with many interesting pairings, but one atronach, let alone two, was new. Many questions ran through her mind, chief among them: Why and How? The woman pulled out a journal and proceeded to scribble down equations frantically. Math and Science could answer one of her questions. The other one involved Criminal Psychology, and as that hadn't been invented yet, she would never know. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueValkonen 65 Share Posted March 2 Edmund was more confused than anything, having witnessed the resignation, and him run off with Atronachs "This.. this a joke, right, Daemon?" he asked him, with a book in his hand "What about.. that Norlander? I don't think she's going to want you now." he'd say without remorse, as he's hit over the head with a scabbard 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbennar 2352 Share Posted March 2 "Hanged, drawn, and quartered; like a wild animal." Taelarios Sunwatcher demanded to nobody in particular. This grave act against both the ethics of descendantdom, and against the void; must be dealt with harshly. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keening 1264 Share Posted March 2 Spoiler 4 hours ago, HeroOfDuLoc said: "A man is not truly a man without ambition, and the ambition to master arcana is one of the most treacherous pursuits. To truly master all branches, you must become one with the arcane, giving yourself to the void. As man and woman become one in marriage, so does man and the void. To penetrate the veil you must take the risk that you will not be the same man you once were, and once you have penetrated and lifted the veil, you are now man and wife, as above so below. Do not think this man insane, for many weaker men do much worse things in the pursuit of power, forcing their will upon the innocent, causing war, famine, death. If you cannot love what you are in pursuit of, what is the point of pursuing it in the first place?" @HeroOfDuLoc 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChainedDragons 1374 Share Posted March 2 Bron read the missive once. Then twice. Then three times. "Eh?" He was certain his brain was misreading the page. Did this man help two atronarchs marry or did he marry two atronachs???? The cursed child sat there puzzled for so long he nearly forgot to make his kids breakfast. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyAzalea 405 Share Posted March 2 Irena Amaya Glennmaer, once Valkonen, had been dead for quite some time. This news would have her rolling in her grave in shame... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navigator 4260 Share Posted March 2 7 hours ago, JudgeTrudy said: "Isn't zhis zhe same man who claimed to adopt ein Mori child?" A Mori'quessir Tribune scrunched his face in disgust. "We don't associate with this loser, disgusting weirdo, nor his behavior. We will rescue that child." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mothsthetic 2250 Share Posted March 2 The Petran Dame-Inquisitor closed her eyes in utter shock, disgust, and disappointment. There were no words to be said, no quip to be had. Just complete shock and bewilderment. Once again, a new low had been found. Spoiler 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimnyaQuorum 4008 Share Posted March 2 The long-absent progenitor of the Valkonens, himself a mage, had been planning a long over due return, when word reached him of his descendants crimes. The other way he went, where no atronachs could be found and would never be. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craneia 232 Share Posted March 2 8 hours ago, Phersades said: The Archduchess of Petra read the missive penned by her husband... She'd grimace, thinking that her siblings would have NEVER in all her years as a Valkonen. A comment from that Kortrevich girl as she peeked over the Archduchess’ shoulder at the missive; “That was never the plot of any romance novel I have ever read.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mescaffier 6197 Share Posted March 2 Johanna Barclay looked to the imperial heir in dismay. She had no words. One, actually – "Petrans . . ." @cadazio 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardory 2978 Share Posted March 2 Soxton Boomstitch reads the daily empire newspaper, sipping a can of LEY soda as he sits on the front in his war against the dastardly OCEAN. He scans this story in particular and sighs disappointingly. He lifts the hat off his head and reaches deep within, far deeper than it appears, and retrieves a large tome, almost as big as he is. He opens it and flips for minutes until he reaches one page and strikes out something. ”I guess I have to cancel THAT experiment.” he muses as he realized the consequences of doing such and getting caught. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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