Foight Mer Ya Wuss Dorves

[Skippy 2466]

Skippy stands at the Dwarven Keep, shouting at the top of his lungs to the other common clan dwarves who refer to the Ironguts as weak.

"AH CHALLENGE ANYUN WHO T'INK IRONGUTS ARE WEAK AND WUSSEHS TUH A ARENA FOIGHT! YER ALL RUN YER MOUTHS, BUT CAN YA BACK UP DE WORDS WIT' ACTION?"

He awaits challenges.

[Kilgrim 361]

(('MERICUH!))

[Hiebe 2493]

Chuckles thinking Skippy had too much ale but knows he has some loyal members.

[Ulysses \A/ Irongut 2]

"Aye, Ironguts! Ah'll...uh...gladly bet on Skippeh. From ah distance."

[º Gamer9726 º 6]

*Dain raises his fist in the air, after hearing Skippy's challenge*

"AYE! IRONGUTS!"

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

Ah'll maye ye eat dose words skippeh! By using' me own bare 'ands ta shove em back in da f'ilfy lard ale 'ole dey came frum, suh c'mon ya fat arse w'en an' w'ere!? Da Paragon be ready.

[Skippy 2466]

Ah'll maye ye eat dose words skippeh! By using' me own bare 'ands ta shove em back in da f'ilfy lard ale 'ole dey came frum, suh c'mon ya fat arse w'en an' w'ere!? Da Paragon be ready.

"IN DE NEXT ELVEN DAY MER BOOT WILL BE UP YER ARSE!"

[ Saturday, 8 PM EST Bro!?1/1/1?1/1?!!??!?! ]

[Thrym 188]

((My prediction of the battle. Skippy will fall on Kjell, the dragon-slayer shall then be crushed under the weight. Skippy wins and the Irongut tradition is established of eating to excess to crush enemies.))

[Hiebe 2493]

((My prediction of the battle. Skippy will fall on Kjell, the dragon-slayer shall then be crushed under the weight. Skippy wins and the Irongut tradition is established of eating to excess to crush enemies.))

(seems legit.)

[Kardel 1054]

Hears Skippy and chuckles a bit, and returns to drinking his ale "Dat lad be 'aving a bit tuu moch ale". After some moments hears Kjell challenge the Dwarf, and spits out his ale in surprise, gasping for air, not expecting the Paragon to challenge the foolish lad. "S'ow 'im wat we Ironguts be made uv Skippeh! Put 'im in 'is place!". After saying his, Kardel turns around and mutters to himself "Dat lad bit uff mure den 'e cuud chew. . . "

[Serf 647]

Shakes his head in disappointment at the scene Skippy is creating.

[Kardel 1054]

((I know what this was, just a way for skippy to kill off skippy so he could start another char. Clever indeed skippy, clever indeed.

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

((Coward never showed up >.>))

[Kardel 1054]

((remove his beard then!))

[Thrym 188]

((remove his beard then!))

((To remove your beard or the beard of another dwarf is a heresy. While it'd be hilarious I don't think our Paragon getting burned at the stake is a good thing :P))