Happy Hour Competition! Name Your Poison.

[Lyuin 65]

"The Aegis Watchman" 

 

A brewing company from Aegis, using various herbs and spices to enhance the flavor from the finest grown wheat. This ale is fairly cheap and is usually drunk by watchmen with low wages (hence the name.) The logo for the brew is a  human armed with a frying pan and a toothless grin. This ale is usually shipped from the capital of Oren. The drink used to be a rarity in Aegis due to the rare herbs and spices but recently the brewers have found these herbs and spices are an abundance in Anthos and the drink's reputation has soared since. Recently, the popularity of the drink has dropped due to Pirating off the kegs, therefore causing the prices to be raised by shopkeepers due to low stock. 

[Wavejammers 328]

How to Produce:

Ingrediens:

To make a Aengul's Kiss for a small bottle serving, you need four ingrediens:

One elven handfull of grain.

Two fully grown sugar reeds.

A fingertip Firedemon dust. (Be carefull, it CAN burn your fingers)

Elven cherrybloom flower juice.

Making:

First, turn the grains into pure Alcohol, when you're done with that, mix the Alcohol, and the processed sugar into the same little potion bottle, the go out and pick an Elven Cherrybloom flower, Remove the stem, and chrush it under a rock, let ONLY the juice flow into the bottle. Then take the Firedemon dust and gently let it fall into the bottle, if pour it too quickly, it will explode, and you will most likely get skin damage. Let it ferment for two weeks in very cold temperatures. If you do not keep it cool enough, it will explode due to extreme heating, the fermenting and cooling will slow down the effect of the Firedemon dust heating. As long as you follow the recepie, you will be fine.

Effects:

Taste:

The special thing about Aenguls Kiss, is it's aftertaste, Just as you take a little zip of it, the bitter drink will make your tounge will feel like it have been cut open, and your stomach is burning. But only a second later your tounge will burst into harmony, and it will feel like your entire skin has been turned into silk, and a waterfall of sugarwater is flowing into your mouth.

Effects:

Dude to the tempoary pain that gives you an adrenalin boost, it makes it usefull battle potion.

It also serves as a perfect shot drik, since you have to chose to take the pain, and enjoy the aftertaste.

 

Coding description:

Effect:

Damage 10 hearts, then putting a regen buff II on for 10 seconds and speed one and strength one buff for two minutes.

Crafting: 

[CloakandDagger 134]

Frost Ale

 

Brewed in the coldest environment known to man so as to slow down the actual brewing process and increase the potency of the flavor. 
It has a noticeably thicker consistency than regular ale and is also slightly sweet.

Iblees screamer

An extremely high alcohol content drink fashioned from an actual lich's bones.

[Goldd 126]

Swain Swig

 

From the Eastern lands created by the Swain family. Not that strong, but the taste satisfying 

[hammer01 29]

The Frothing Goat

 

Made with: Wheat, Barley, Potatoes and Goat milk.

 

Location: The Dwarves Area (I dont remember what exactly its called...)

 

This Beer is 50% liquid and 50% froth.

 

To make this, first turn the wheat, barley and potatoes into alcohol. Once done, mix together and let ferment for 6 months. Once the 6 months are up, pore into a  mug. Add 1 cup of goats milk for every pint of beer and stir well. As you stir you will notice that it will start frothing up. Serve cold for best froth.

 

This drink is only mildly alcoholic.

 

 

 

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[Kanrath 190]

Booty Bay Rum Bomb

Instructions: (needed ingredients, bucket of water, 3 sugar, 1 snowball, 2 wheat, 1 gunpowder, 1 redstone, 1 block of sand, 1 vial)

Add three parts grounded sugar cane to bucket of water.  (Bucket of water with sugar top left and right)
Chill Water/sugar mix (add snowball)
And yeast (Bucket in middle with wheat on left and right)
Ferment and distill as needed. Recommend fermentation in barrel for better flavor. (this is just an rp step, no actual crafting needed)
Take finished rum, add to bottle (vial), add one part gunpowder, one part redstone, a pinch of sand and enjoy

Location: Booty Bay

Description: This drink burns as it goes down, with a slight gritty feeling. The mixture of rum and gunpowder has also led to pirates with this drink often using it to ignite their catapult and balista rounds with it, dousing the ammo with the drink before firing. It has also found a use as a last minute desperate attack by adding a rag to the bottle and using it as a Molotov cocktail, with a tendency to explode on impact from the gunpowder and rum.

 

Effect: Blurred vision, chance to be poisoned for a few seconds as even strong drinkers find this hard to stomach sometimes.

[Lord_Sauron_ 43]

ael'ciw acal

otherwise known as...

Sleep Gold

 

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A very strong drink that originates from the Witch Forest near Malinor.  It uses mushrooms taken from that area, sugar, yellow dye, and water.  The mushrooms are put into vat of lukewarm water where they sit until they dissolve.  As much sugar is put in as wanted (for sweetness.  At the brewer's discretion, though too much will dilute the mushrooms) once all the mushrooms are gone.  Yellow dye is then added and stirred in, to give it its signature golden hue.  Thus prepared, it can sit for an indefinite amount of time and still be good.  However, after a period of years, it will get incredibly strong and double the effects.

 

Effects of this include immediate inebriation and sudden sleepiness.  After one drink, those effects set in very rapidly.  After two drinks, the urge to sleep becomes unbearable.  If you are still awake after the second and for some reason drink a third, you would be put in a coma that would last a day or two.  If you drink four, you are lying and it is really just yellow water or you are dead.

Of course, dwarves have a stronger stomach for the stuff as well as personal tolerance.

[Ned Lud 1260]

"Throbbing Gristle"

 

A strong mixture of spiced rum and pig fat, favored by seamen of ill-repute. Origin unknown. The rum is processed from fermented sugarcane in an oak barrel and then mixed with the cooked fats and renderings of a butchered pig. (Sugarcane and Cooked Porkchops)

 

"Ahoy thar, ye' scurvy dawg! A round o' th' ole throbbing gristle, oink 'er down 'n' squeal 'er out, for I has a might' thirst from scatterin' so many a bone upon th' cold northern shores."

[leave me alone 995]

Lur Piss - Taken from the juices of the many cacti of the desert - Can only be consumed by Orcs and their many assorted mounts.

 

Any non-orc consuming this drink will die a painful death by severe burning of the throat and brain being suppressed so much that you just simply drop dead. Usually takes about three mugs to throw an orc into the world of drunkenness.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael's Burner

 

Drink has existed in RP since August. It is basically 94-96% pure, distilled alcohol tastes like nothing else other then pure burning. Used to be served to hardcore dwarfs in the Karik tavern.

[Shorsand 2006]

Bing-Bing's Hot Liquid.

 

A mead-like alcohol created by the halfling-brewer Bing-Bing, that is fermented for 12 years prior to bottling, however the bottles are to be kept in a very humid, hot environment, until ready to be served.

[firespirit44 1323]

Strawberry Cider

[Zrahn 1]

Gentlemans Ale

 

Found mostly in Human-Domination lands, it is a very cheap ale, made of sugar, carrots, and cactus. This will give "Slow effect" and make the person have blindness effect. for a short while.

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

Hollowmead Wine

- It can be found in the hidden town of Lenfarthing, though that may prove as a challenge.

- Described as a delightfully sweet wine, this brew is made from the grapes and berries of the Hollowmead Vineyard in Lenfarthing. It has a fruity aftertaste, and is perfect for those who are light drinkers. Most Dwarves and Orcs do not like it, for it is too sweet for their tastes, but Halflings, Humans, and Elves find it a pleasant addition to their stores.

[Mish_ 101]

Nether's Ale

Found and made by Dwarves

Extremely strong and dangerous

Known to kill

Made by putting hot coals in ale making it dealy but addicting