The Founding Of Chuism

[SortedJarhead 817]

 

The sun just began to set. The sky filled with red over Yamamoto county, and Chu sat kneeled in the gardens. His eyes shut as he hummed lightly. He had been meditating for nine hours, clearing his head of thought and stress. A vision comes to him.  A bird flutters across the sunny sky, and as it flies it drops it's white poop. The poo falls from the sky, landing on the head of a well dressed nobleman. The nobleman's eyes roll behind his head and he tilts his head up, opening his mouth wide. Out from his mouth rises a roses. A white rose.

 

Chu's eyes burst open. He takes in a deep breathe. This vision, it was a sign. He wraps his hand onto the long bamboo stick he uses as a cane, and brings it out in front of him. He leans on the stick, pulling himself up to his feet. Raising his right hand, he takes in another large breathe. He slowly opens his mouth, though remains quiet. His mouth slams shut and he tilts his head. He forgot what he was going to say. He darts his eyes around, trying to think of what he was going to say. As it comes back, he looks forward again. Though no one is listening he begins to speak.

 

"Back to save the world from destruction again. I shall save you through teaching of enlightenment and peace. I am the reincarnation of the first Chu."

 

The crazy old man thinks he's a god.

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

Satomi Shimazu squeals in excitement

[Caln McHarnish/porkchopp2 71]

Not far from the county of Ishiwaka sits Caln in his throne. His favorite servant, Geraldes, feeds him grapes while he continues to force Rangers to call him the son of the Creator. Maybe Chu and him are related.

[Lark 2227]

Somewhere in Kralta, Lark sits in the church, not praying to the Creator, but to the Thirteen of the Isles. He looks up and murmurs..I sense a disturbance in the force...He ponders these words for a moment and resumes his prayers.

[SortedJarhead 817]

Master Chu pulls his long bamboo stick back, slamming it against Monk Satomi's back.

 

​"Patience! Patience key to enlightenment!"

[Cereidon (Tetsuzaru) 31]

Tetsuzaru walks through the county he goes to the cherry blossoms. As he nears the cherry blossoms he sees Old Man Chu sitting and smiling to himself in the Children's area. He looks curiously as the crazy old man without pants stands beginning to walk away. He looks to were he sat and sees an unpleasant poo. Walks away attempting to clear the image from memory.

 

((Yes I said unpleasant poo because everyone knows Lord Kais Poo is pleasant))

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

Satomi Shimazu, Baron of Kaishi, Samurai of the Sutomu, leader of Lord Kais' bannermen, and slayer of a thousand Machurians, cries from  disappointing Master Chu

[3andD 1722]

 

The Chuism heresy has appeared in the province of Yamamoto!

 

 

Horrible!

[TornadoWatch 364]

 

The Chuism heresy has appeared in the province of Yamamoto!

 

 

Horrible!

 

This ugly weed must be rooted out!

[SortedJarhead 817]

 

 Master Chu and his monks continue to practise the made-up art of Chujitsu in the gardens of Yamanto to prepare themselves against the hordes of White Demons that approach.

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.