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[ToenailTickler 290]

*A young boy looks up at the notice*"Maybe I can find a Master!"

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

Sir Derick Heinzreich sighs, hearing about how the Witchers were taking men from the Ildician Order. He shuffles in his chair abit, thinking. He'll have to talk to this 'Witcher' soon.

[Bucky_24 132]

Slightly interested, Vuln looks over the Poster, "Well, I was going to start a solo career... I will at least see what exactly they need."

 

Jack

Mr. Witcher, or whatever you call yourself, I have spent some rather... extensive time battling some monsters of the wild. I have fought a Vodnik, I was at the slaying of the Reaper of the Road, have had some contact with whatever demons lurk at Greywynn, and have personally slain a, from what I gather from some locals, was a Minotaur. I am interested in joining just as a part time 'witcher' though I do point you to meet with Spencer Cross of the Hellsheart Company in Heroes Hallow in Abresi. They are also equally experienced, and always ready to fight. You can find me in the same Tavern. You will know it's me by my skin tone. I'm a Mali'ker.

Vuln

[Bones 180]

*Alphonz reads the note and quickly scribbles down a note, he calls for a squire, gives him the note and sends him on his way*

"Jack, I am intrigued by your plans and wish to join you, I have slain a harpy and have spoils to prove it, I have also gone against one of the seemingly immortal warriors from the North

-Noble Ser Alphonz Greymane the Totemic."

[Hollowkira 36]

 *Apollo walks up to the poster on the board and takes a look at it and begins reading it he notices that the man is looking for witcher  and places his note underneath it*

 

                                                      Hello Jack, My name is Apollo I am quite interested in your poster.I am not a witcher quite yet but i know a thing or two about killing monsters i have taken out a dragon  and a couple of trolls on my travels I did not take out these monsters on my own i have also had the help of my dear brother Orion  Together we are quite strong If you need two monster slayers just send a bird this way.

                                       Sincerely

                            ~TheVentisBrothers~

[Luchian 214]

Sees the poster and realises that without his intelligence, and his masterful disguises the world will surely fall. Hobb runs around in Aberisi shouting loudly and obnoxiously for someone to give him something to write on... Finally, he gets a bit of toilet paper. He takes a great deal of his special Goblin snot out from his nose, and with his finger starts to write.

 

"Et syyms tu mi dat lat needz ash ov mi inteligenze, yubyub. Mi iz prufessionul bruglar witchur, yubyub. Mi iz a mayster ov disguise yubyub, agh sneeekynezz yubyub. latz needz mi fur ash meetyn, mi haz fught mayne munsters, yub. Lyke da metal shara, ur da munsters dat roam everaywer. Yubyub" 

 

Hobb chuckles manically to himself while writing the letter... Surely, they cannot deny his genious, and sooner than not his goal will be reached. Hobb gives the letter to the local bird guy, and watches him send the bird along with the letter away.

 

On the bottom there is a disgusting signature, and a return adress.

 

[CosmicWhaleShark 2488]

[[i realize that the Witcher was on sale during the Steam Summer Sale. But do you think it is truly wholesome to literally rip something out of another game. Not that others don't do it.

 

You however are taking from those games to the letter. I'm playing the game myself. If people wanted to experience the Witcher series then they should play the series, and not LotC.]]

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

((At least have the decency to create a new name for the order, like the Order of the Flam---I mean Order of the white rose did. Also, the marked men were the equivalent of the witchers on LOTC.))

 

Art chuckles.

"One megalodon, a dozen harpies, a building sized crab, a plague eater, northern beasts, frost trolls, regular trolls, elemental imps, vodniks, giant spiders, angry spirits from a haunted apparition...And their corpse parts are still in the preserves of Ac'talareh. This guild has some catching up to do."

 

He strides back to Ac'talareh with his fancy shield crafted from said Giant crab.

[ToenailTickler 290]

*Wonders if he should open a guild to house all the Witchers over in his new Dutchy. He sets off to talk to his cousins*

[Heff 2460]

Jack tears down the posters, and replaces it with two notes

"Sorry for not replying to all of ye and also this poster is no longer needed."

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[Neri 3590]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.