103 Reasons Why Dwarves Are Awesome

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103 Reasons why we are dominate race on LOTC

 

 

1.Dwarves are the manliest race

2.Our beards have beards

3.We regularly drink and get drunk

4.Our city is the prettiest on LOTC

5.The Dwarven kingship is voted in by the people

6.We have the biggest empire on LOTC

7.Our parties are the best parties around

8.A dwarven wedding without a dwarf trying to hit on the bride is a poor wedding

9.We create Golems and we have an army of them

10.Our Gate is the strongest gate, try me.

11.The King has a Orcish Steed by the name ‘Gronkk’

12.Our engineers have a tank.

13.We have a steam-powered navy.

14.Dwarves are the best kind of Racist

15.Dwarves are dangerous at a short distance

16.We have a movie coming out in December.

17.Dwarven politics beat the game

18.Dwarves have the prettiest landscape

19.You cannot tell the difference between Female and Male Dwarves

20.We have the oldest Kingdom

21.Is lead by Thorin Grandaxe

22.Dwarven numbers triple in war.

23.There is a mountain of gold blocks in the vault

24.The vault is made of Obsidian and a very complicated redstone code

25.We are greedy

26.Did i mention how we’re lead by Thorin Grandaxe

27.We’ve never lost a war

28.We’ve had a lot of wars

29.We have the Obsidian Throne

30.Break a law? 10,000 mina fine

31.Steal something? Goodbye hands

32.We have the largest fortress

33.We have the largest vault

34.Our smithing techniques are unparalleled

35.Dwarven beards act as our RP inventory

36.Urguan was clearly the best son

37.Dwarves are alpfa race

38.Dwarves are descended from hercules himself

39.Our weddings crash the server

40.Dwarven politics consists of brawls

41.Dwarves are self-proclaimed protagonists of server

42.Our city is always open

43. We don't Cyber

44. We have the biggest statue on an island

45. Dwarves mate by wrapping their beards together and a baby pops out

46.Dwarves have various pocket Gms

47. Our accents are the best

48. Dwarven names are simply the best

49.Our jimmies are eternal, none can rustle.

50.Did i mention our beards are amazing?

51.Some Dwarves are immune to magic, you can’t even argue against our swag

52. “AND MAH AXE!”

53. Dwarves don't need horses, we have brews and sprint-jump

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55.We have lava everywhere

56.We have an entire range of places to explore!

57.We are strong and very sturdy, with a splash of sexy

58.Orange is the best colour for a nation and we will fight anyone who disputes this

59.Dwarves have an Olaf Stormhammer

60.We collect Uruk tusks for fun

61.We have our own gangsta signs

62.Gang wars within Azgoth between Cave and Mountain Dwarves

63. #DwarfLogicsIsDominate

64.We kill Necromancers

65.Dwarves have multible dragon-slayers

66.We have merc groups

67.We all sing

68.We can sing whilst getting drunk

69.<Insert sexually reference here>

70.We can Sing whilst getting drunk before we go to battle against the orcs

71.Celebration when dwarves join server

72.We make laws to force dwarves to come to our city!

73.We dont need Acid pools, we have lava.

74.Lava>Acid guys

75.We have an alchemist guild

76.It is custom to have dwarves with scared faces

77.We have a clan dedicated to gingers

78.We were racist before it got mainstream

79.We have cities that give us food cuz we dont make our own

80.We live under a mountain

81.Dwarves have a large library

82.There is a large hand in said library

83.We ride ponies

84.Did i mention WE. HAVE. TANKS.

85.Most technology advanced race on LOTC, fight me about it

86.We make cactus green illegal

87.We smoke cactus green

88.Dwarven chins have the ability to kill.

89.Legend has it dwarven beards hold a society of an unknown race.

90. Gorum Frostbeard hitting on the gender-benders to help pro-create

91.Castle in Azgoth has a moat

92.The moat is Lava

93.We have the best torture methods

94.We are all dedicated Rpers (lol)

95.Dwarven religion gives us reason to kill people

96.Dwarven Kingdom is organised

97.Dwarves are the reason you’re reading this

98.You’re welcome

99.I got 99 reasons but a high elf aint’ one

100. We have black dwarves who are Doomforge. We don’t talk about them much

101.Our Legion needs you and is always conscripting!

102.Dwarves have Rune-Smithing lore

103.Dwarves have 1 more reason than High Elves

[Mucky 443]

<3 dwarves are best

[SortedJarhead 817]

I'm making a Dwarf now.

[Mucky 443]

103 Reasons why we are dominate race on LOTC

 

 

 

59.Dwarves have an Olaf Stormhammer

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103 Reasons why we are dominate race on LOTC

 

 

 

7.Our parties are the best parties around

 

The Hightowers will always have the best parties.   Always.  #Bunga4life

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I'll come back if you mention Liam Frostbeard

 

 

I'm serious this time.

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104. They copied the true superior race and made a thread like this.

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30.Break a law? 10,000 mina fine

 

You're welcome guys.

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104. They copied the true superior race and made a thread like this.

 

105: WE INVENTED STEAMPOWER YO

 

oop ffs doublepost

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The Hightowers will always have the best parties.   Always.  #Bunga4life

#Bunga4life

[Smithers 388]

THE SUPERIOR RACE DID IT FIRST.

[FalconByte 156]

@Dwarfs going to smash ye!

[Meanking 311]

THE SUPERIOR RACE DID IT FIRST.

The 1st is the worst, the 2nd is the best

[Brent 281]

I was a Dwarf before they were cool

Dwarves were always cool.

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#HALFLINGSPARTYHARDESTBOTCH