Lordly Grievance

[doom6153 57]

*Dom stands before the Lords Counsel and the King* ((Simplified for ease of read))

 

"We are here today to speak upon the matter of the removal of Wulfric Grandaxe. Many a dwarf and Lord have a grievance or two against this Lordly dwarf. These are said grievances...

 

Going stark

Subverting authority

Insulting high ranking authority

Negligence of duty

Insubordination

Production and distribution of heretical propaganda

Laziness and desertion of office

 

For these listed grievances a vote to remove Wulfric Grandaxe from power has hereby been called. I for one vote yes."

 

*Dom sits down and waits for the other Lords to speak.*

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael cries because Dom forgot about Bael :(

[Tethras 278]

Farren frowns for a moment, glancing around the room in anticipation. The room oddly silent as each Lord prepares to shout each other down in the traditional manner. Letting out a long sight, he slowly opens his ale fllagon, tipping the contents into his mouth. Grunting with satisfaction as he rises, wiping foamy liquid from his beard. Coughing into his hand he begins to speak, glancing towards each Lord in turn before staring directly at Wulfric Grandaxe.

 

"Wulfric Grandaxe...

 

Before ah make ah judgement ah shall state meh opinion on yer term as ah Lord ov tu Gran' Kingdom ov Urguan. 'Ow long 'ave yer been Lord fer now? Ah few elven weeks? Well let meh firstleh address t'at, ever since yer became Lord yer 'aven't done much. In fact yer reached ah standstill, not onleh 'ave yer nae bof'ered wif yer duties as ah Lord, but yer neglect yer duty as 'ah High Remembrancer.  Yer may call meh ah hypocrite, but at least ah did f'ings when ah was ah bloomin new Lord. 

 

Secondleh yer ah bloomin disgrace on Urguans line. Aye, yer got yer pride but t'at doesn't mean t'at yer can't work wif tu bloomin King. Delver puppet or nae. An worse, yer dishonor us wif t'at bloomin heretical propaganda. Slanderin meh once good friend 'an fellow Lord Gorum Frostbeard. Defacin 'im in accordance tu t'eh 'uman religion. 'AVE YER NAE SHAME? Even if 'e was ah mountain dwarf, nae one deserves tu beh slandered hereticleh like t'at. 

 

An' thirdleh,... Well ah'll save t'is point fer yer counter argument. At aneh rate tu put it simpleh ah agree wif Dom. Get rid ov tu incompetent 'eretic.

 

((To put it simply Lion, ever since you've become Lord you've done nothing, quite literally nothing. If anything, just bickering and in some cases causing more drama. By bringing ooc feelings into rp continuously and slandering fellow players instead of working with them. At the end it's a cooperative roleplay experience. Your attitude ooc is a great cause for concern. On multible occasions you've tried to manipulate rp to suit your OOC agenda. So I would have to agree with this, nothing personal but it must be done. ))

[Josh3738 3137]

*Lord Zahrer's scan the room. He is dressed in his Legion Grand Marshal uniform and his sword is sheathed on his hip. He stands from his lord's throne as he begins to address the others...

((Written in normal speech))

"My fellow lords and king, we are gathered here to address the problems of one of our own. Though I do not wish to stand here before you, as I have Legion business to attend to, I must be here all the same. Wulfric Grandaxe, High Remembrancer and Lord. A hero, of the Dwarven Legion and my friend. Long have I worked in this kingdom and seen what he too has done. Long have I admired and aspired to meet the expectations of my fellow dwarves and until now, he has been a role model. However, as of late, he has neglected his duties in both of his positions. I wish you the best my friend but I shall sign this paper. Insubordination and ultimate inability to do your job has led me to this. I will not wish for you to be removed from your position as High Remembrancer, but as for your removal of lord, I sign my name."

 

 

------Zahrer Irongrinder------

[Dizzy771 900]

*Dizzy listens to the lords speak nodding to himself*

 

I 'ave 'eard what ye all 'ave said and I agree wit what ye say.

 

'owevah

 

I would loike tu 'ear Wulfrics soide o-t'ings first. T'ank ye all fer yer concerns. T'is will beh settled un way or anotha.

[lιoɴ 248]

Wulfric stands up, frowning.

"Well, Ah'v been vereh buseh laytely. Ah'v been doin' wurk wit' Gallmore in terms o' tah futur' er nae vassalship. Ah had nae tiome tah meet up wit' tah king. Ah 'ave me uwn opinions in terms o' recent events. Ye accuse me o' t'ings Ah'v nevah done. Ah wuld lioke a privoet meetin' wit' tah Grand King. N' if ye t'ink Ah'v done not'in', check tah 'istory scroll. Ah'v been edittin' n' updatin' it all tah tiome. Ah wus waitin' fer me friend Telchar tah make a vote on a change o' law. T'is has been a har' tiome fer all o' us. As ah said, Ah'd lioke tah 'ave a privoet meetin'."

((Basically, you know I kid sometimes on forums posts. It's a huge metagaming platform. I have been busy with real life stuff just like trooper is, but I come on teamspeak regularly. I would like a small rp session with Dizzy so the forum doesn't get metagamed. Please understand that I have tons of things going on educationally, and I like to joke around both in IC and OOC. Being serious is no fun. I will be active again within the next week. But I will go on today to rp.))

[Dizzy771 900]

((PM me with what you need to say due to our conflicting timezones))

[Dizzy771 900]

Wulfric Grandaxe is here-by removed from lord

 

 

 

Signed: ~Grand King Dizzy Irongrinder

[lιoɴ 248]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.