Dwarf Comedy

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*Paragon Kjell requests an assembly of Dwarves to be gathered in the tavern of Kal'Ithrun for a very serious meeting. He sends his scribe to write down parchments of invitations to be sent to any and all Dwarves not of the heretical nature.*

"Lads! Lassies! Listen an' listen close... Fer Ah 'ave ter say sumfin' very important! AH'VE gaddered ye all 'ere fer un important purpose besides drinkin' all da ale weh got in Da kegs. Ah've summoned ye all fer a meetin' ov 'umor an' wit! It be 'ere dat Ah request every Dwarf yet speak in good dwarvish joke in da name ov Urguan and da Brathmordakin! Suh let oos begin comrades ov comedy.

'Ow many Flays does it take ter seige Storm's Crossin'?"

*Murmurs amongst the crowd is sounded by those actually pondering such a question. With that the Paragon interrupts with a mighty shout.*

"MOAR DEN FAWKIN' FOIVE DAT BEH FER SURE!"

*A silence amongst the crowd is the result of the joke, a few sniggers amongst the audience that are accompanied by a tirade of crickets and coughs. One could also hear the eerie cackle of the dead king Thorin who spoke.*

"Oi cannae take this lad seriously!"

[gam 386]

Gamle Irongut would burst into laughter at the joke. 

 

"'AR 'AR 'AR 'AR! GIT IT? 'E SAID, 'E SAID, 'MORE DEN FAWKIN' FOIVE, T' BE SURE!' IT'S.. IT'S FUNNEH CUZ.. CUZ, UH... It's funneh cuz.. Heh.. hehe... heh......."

 

Gamle's laughter would slowly die down as he would turn to Kjell. 

 

"Das nawt funneh."

[Dreek 1633]

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

how many dwarves does it take to make a bad joke?

 

one: you

 

p.s. this wasnt a joke. im serious.

[doom6153 57]

*A random dwarf in the crowd shouts out over the silence.*

 

 

"How maneh Irehearts does et take ta shear a sheep!?"

 

 

*He waits a moment as no one dares to respond before delivering the punchline.*

 

 

"TWU! Cuz de first is tu buseh feckin it!"

 

 

*The random dwarf bursts out in drunken laughter*

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

*A random dwarf in the crowd shouts out over the silence.*

 

 

"How maneh Irehearts does et take ta shear a sheep!?"

 

 

*He waits a moment as no one dares to respond before delivering the punchline.*

 

 

"TWU! Cuz de first is tu buseh feckin it!"

 

 

*The random dwarf bursts out in drunken laughter*

 

Bael laughs.

[Dreek 1633]

*A random dwarf in the crowd shouts out over the silence.*

 

 

"How maneh Irehearts does et take ta shear a sheep!?"

 

 

*He waits a moment as no one dares to respond before delivering the punchline.*

 

 

"TWU! Cuz de first is tu buseh feckin it!"

 

 

*The random dwarf bursts out in drunken laughter*

Dreek laughs

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Someone hammers up a note by the Kal'Ithruan front gates.

 

HOW MANY DELVER KINGS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A SECRET PLOT TO RULE THE WORLD WITH RAINBOW FLAVOURED MAGIC MISSILES?

[gam 386]

Someone hammers up a note by the Kal'Ithruan front gates.

 

HOW MANY DELVER KINGS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A SECRET PLOT TO RULE THE WORLD WITH RAINBOW FLAVOURED MAGIC MISSILES?

 

Gamle reads the note.

 

"IS IT SIX? SEVEN? UH.. UH... THIRTEH TWO?! COME ON, TELL MEH, DA SUSPENSE IS KILLIN' MEH!"

[xSPULLERx 240]

*A random dwarf in the crowd shouts out over the silence.*

 

 

"How maneh Irehearts does et take ta shear a sheep!?"

 

 

*He waits a moment as no one dares to respond before delivering the punchline.*

 

 

"TWU! Cuz de first is tu buseh feckin it!"

 

 

*The random dwarf bursts out in drunken laughter*

Indago Laughs

[Moot 1719]

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