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THE HOLY HEALING SERVICE [!] A knight of St. Jude healing a fellow Cannonist worshiper It has been a long time since the Order of St. Jude began practicing medicine and the alchemical arts. After many years of research, trialing, experimenting and healing each other, the Order has finally decided it is time to spread the knowledge to others, by opening the gates of healing to those outside the Order of St. Jude. And thus, The Holy Healing Service was founded, offering any and all Cannonists an attempt at a second life, as they are all welcome to purify their souls and have their illnesses and diseases cured. Whether it be wounds, missing limbs, medicine, alchemical potions, or anything else that one might need, the Order of St. Jude will do their best to meet the needs of all those that show up to their door. Whether you are a clergy or a simple peasant, as long as you follow the teachings of Cannonism, the doors to The Holy Healing Service will always be open. Should you be in need of these services, send a letter to The Bucket Knight or simply visit the Holy See and have a member of St. Jude consult you. SIGNED BY: The Bucket Knight

The Bucket Knight would begin sharpening his pitch fork, in preparation for the crusade, as he made sure that it would be the most polished weapon around.

The Uruk would find himself awake in the middle of the night, as the images flooded his mind with a story that was unfamiliar to him. As he sat on the bed stunned, he would realize that such dreams have not plagued his mind for decades. However, amidst the worry and confusion, a small flame of a long lost curiosity would ignite...

UFC 170 As decided on the 1205 Kamijikan of the Tanuki, during the meeting in Sakurgakure between the Oyashimans and the Uruks, the conflict between the Rah’tuma and the Iron’Horde will be resolved via the means of fighting. The fight will feature, not one, but TWO fights and an unlimited supply of food, drinks and drugs! THE UNDERCARD The first bout will consist of the Motshams right hand Grothzark’Dom, who will face off against the Primarch of Nor’Asath. The prize? A special hat that the Primarch will specifically create for Grothzark should he best her in combat as the two enter the ring, and become nothing more but equal fighters. Will the strength of the orc prevail? Or will the speed and agility of Primarch take the win? Come and find out at the first ever UFC battle. *This event is sponsored by the collaboration between the Grub Bucket and the Krug Tavern* THE MAIN EVENT For the main event, it will be the Motsham Madoc’Lur and the leader of Rah’tuma, Atemu fighting each other in order to resolve the conflict between the Iron’Horde and the people of Rah’tuma. Will the Motsham win and take Atemus tongue alongside a total banishment from the desert? Or will the leader of the Rah’tuma prevail and manage to beat the ORCISH AGRESSION and ensure the safety and prosperity of his people? Only one way to find out…Come and watch what may turn out to be the most important fight of the decade, right in the lands of Sakuragakure! *This event is sponsored by the collaboration between the Grub Bucket and the Krug Tavern* WILL GROTHZARK’DOM SUCCEED IN TAKING DOWN THE PRIMARCH? OR WILL THE PRIMARCH TRIUMPH OVER THE URUK? WILL ATEMU TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE AND FIGHT FOR HIS PEOPLE? OR WILL HE CHOSE TO ABANDON THEM AND THEIR HOPES OF PEACE? ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!! SO COME ON DOWN TO SAKURAGAKURE AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF IN AN EXHILARATING KNIGHT FILLED WITH FOOD AND DRINK! *This event is sponsored by the collaboration between the Grub Bucket and the Krug Tavern* SIGNED BY: Madoc’Lur, the Motsham of the Iron’Horde

The Motsham would draw a large cross over this missive in red paint, indicating the warrant would be completed. "Due to the results ob da trial, this warrant zhall no longer stand as a verdict has been reached regarding da fate of Minto'Lur."

A grin would appear on the Motshams face, as the final pieces that he waited for all fell into place. Having finished reading the missive, he walked out from the Lodge and went to search for the Targoth to spread the good news.

THE GREAT SHAMAN LODGE THE LODGE The Great Spirit Lodge, located deep within the deserts of the Iron Horde, is the place for worshiping the Ancestrals and practicing the art of Shamanism. It houses all the various races of shamans that wish to gather alongside like minded individuals to debate on various topics concerning the Mortal and the Spiritual World, as well as, discussing and searching for suitable candidates that would be taken on as students, and tasked with to carry on the legacy. UNIFORMS & IDENTIFICATION All the members of the Lodge will be given a set of clothes that they must wear during all the Lodge meetings to indicate that they are a member of the Lodge and not an impostor. Each shaman, will also receive unique beads with their name engraved onto them, which would mark as their proof of identity and that they are a registered member of the Great Shaman Lodge THE BOOK OF IDENTIFICATION The Rex and his Motsham have jointly decided to mandate that all Shamans must join The Lodge under penalty of [Death or Pugging]. Declare yourself a member using the following format by sending a letter or a messenger to the Motsham or Grothzark'Dom: Name: x Race: x Type(s) of Shaman: x Teacher(s): x If you do not wish to undertake this activity, seek out the Motsham and a different arrangement and or exception can potentially be worked out. RESUMMONING THE WORLD KAKTUZ The Motsham, Madoc’Lur, calls out for all Farseers and Withdoktors to engage in a ritual that has been given to us by our Ancestors in the Stargush’Stroh. We will commune in the desert with a lesser spirit of Ramakhet, in order to transform a cactus sapling into The World Cactus. This grand monument, which has been had by our ancestors, will then be fortified by Rex's greatest builders. All Lodge Shamans will then be able to receive the greatest quality Cactus Green and Cacti Scopa (flower) to make supreme quality hallucinogens. AN OUTREACH TO CLANS Wargoths of the Horde’s clans are encouraged to meet with Lodge Member Grothzark’Dom in order to organize a spirit walk to the Stargush’Stroh. Our connection to the afterlife while we live is of paramount importance to maintain focus upon our mortal duty towards honor and our obligation to remember those who spent their life to further the interests of Krug’s kin. SIGNED BY: Madoc’Lur, the Motsham of the Iron’Horde

"Down with te darkspawn!" shouts The Bucket Knight as he read the copy of the missive while sharpening his pitchfork within the confides of his barn.

A claim for Wargoth After the wolves fight A word of an old lur After the untimely passing of arguably one of the greatest Lurs, Grimruk’Lur, the Lur clan has grown quiet once more. Until a suitable heir to Grimruks chiefdom is found, I, Madoc’Lur, will once more take up the mantle of the Wargoth of Clan Lur, as we strive to continue making the clan into a powerhouse amongst the Iron’Horde. LUP’LUR, LUP’VOTAR. SIGNED, Madoc’Lur Head of the Wolf Bloodline

The Claim to Motsham [!] The missive would be carried by goblins, and posted around all the notice boards within the lands of the Iron’Horde and its Vassals. The Shaman Unity A call to all Shamans spread out throughout Aevos “I have watched the great Uruk nation rise and fall multiple times. From the wars waged to the siege of the Mori and even the Civil War that occurred.” “I have seen multiple Rexes rise to glory and fall from grace. I have seen battles and struggles between the Uruks and Honoraries for who gets to claim the title of Rex.” “For too long the Motshams have not fulfilled their duty. They appeared out of nowhere and disappeared into the wind without a trace, abandoning their post and duty.” “No more shall Shamanism be dormant and the shamans scattered throughout the corners of Aevos! I, Madoc’Lur, claim the title of Motsham as I seek to restore Shamanism to its former glory." Signed, Motsham of the Iron’Horde

"Finally, mi haz been grukkin' about retiring for zome tik now." Chuckles the Uruk as he sat within San'Yarrow reading the missive, while smoking a Kaktuz cigar. "Let uz fight den. Da rulez are zimpul, nub armor, nub dagger or any ob dat zkah. Only zpears." He laughs, standing up to go find Grimruk.

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[!] The missive would be carried by goblins, and posted around all the notice boards within the lands of the Iron’Horde and its Vassals. ♪♫ "WAGH BE UPON YE" Declaration of War For tuu long haz da buurz been zleepin' within da hear ob da Iron’Horde. In light ob rezent eventz, agh da evur zleeping buurz dat iz ever prezent within da goi, it ahm finally tik for da great huntahz ob the Lur to act. "IRUN AGH INCENZE" A Promise From diz day onwardz, agh till da threat ob da buurz haz been purged from da landz ob da Iron’Horde, da Lurz will nub cease the Great Hunt. All who hab been found out to be buurz, zhall be hunted by da Lurz relentezzly until dey will be purged from diz land entirely. "MAY DA LIGHT OB VOTAR PURGE LATZ" No more Buurz Let it be known, dat da Great Lur Hunt againzt da buurz haz been deklared. Let it bi hurd, dat all buurz will be hunted down zwiftly agh mercilezzly. Nub mattur if latz ahm Uruk, Honorary, Ally, or a member ob anuda klan. Latz will bi purged by da LIGHT OB VOTAR! Signed, Madoc’Lur, Wargoth ob Lur agh Dominuz ob da Iron’Horde Grimruk’Lur, Chieftain of Lur, Krimpgoth of the Iron’Horde

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[!] A missive would be pinned throughout the lands of the Iron’Horde and its vassals. “With the changes in the current government, it is time to take back what was taken from me. As the Urukim grow, so must the leadership of the Iron’Horde and be proactive in developing the nation further, returning it to its former glory once lost.” “With Ghoraza being busy and away from the Iron’Horde, he can not be present enough to lead the Urukim as the Dominus of the Iron'Horde. Therefore I, Madoc’Lur, shall once again take up the seat of Dominus, in order to ensure that the nation of the Uruks remains prosperous and continues to grow.”

"Harharhar, lat ahm nub azh blooded Lur. Lat ahm a mut mi picked up in da ztreets ob da Iron'Horde." Chuckles the Wargoth at the missive grinning wickedly as he sharpens his axe. "Latz does nub even gruk da traditionz. To challenge mi, latz will have to klomp mi in da pitz."

"Hmmm very hozh. Da strength ob da Ungriz will be vital in da klomp against Ixli agh hiz servantz of buurz." Remarked the Wargoth as he signed off on the missive and pinned it to a post within the Lur camp for everyone to read.

The Wargoth of the Lur clan would grab his sledgehammer and walk towards the city of Uruks in search of shrines dedicated to Glutros.

An old drinking buddy of Leika, would be delivered the news by a goblin. As he heard about the death, he would open a bottle of an old vintage Carrion Black and pour it onto the ground. "May latz rezt well Leika. Zhame wi never got to finizh our game of cardz ur our drinking game." He says, as he stares off into the distance recalling the drinking games the two shared.

"Let uz peep if hi will make a hozh addition, zinze da uda azh iz gone zomewhere." The Lur would comment, as he read the declaration of his fellow clan member.

"May latz rezt in peace Borok....Zhame latz wuz nub able to komplete latz lezzonz in tik agh latz zoul waz klaimed by Kor." The Uruk speaks to nobody in particular, as he witnessed the death of the former Rex at the hands of the Mori. He would then go pour out a barrel of Guzzoline onto the ground. "Lup'Kinul agh may latz rezt well old friend."

"Azh new Rex. Will be interezting to peep whub hi getz up to." The Lur chuckles as he sat underneath the tree, drinking some good old guzzoline.

[!] A tattered and bloodied scroll would be sent out to all the Lurs that were spread out within the lands, both old and new. оО〇・-・〇Оо・-・оО〇・-・〇Оо・-・оО〇・-・〇Оо THE NEW TRIALS The Lur clan has always excelled in hunting, animalism and husbandry throughout the years, dating all the way back to the great Lur himself, who founded the clan and was renowned not only for slaying large and insurmountable beasts, but also for taming them as well. His children, to this day continue down the honorable path that Lur himself has set out for his king, and those that would follow in his footsteps, striving to become the greatest hunters in all the lands. ・TRIAL AZH - The Great Hunt・ The art of the hunt was always an important aspect of a Lurs life, dating all the way back to when Lur himself founded the great clan. For a Lur, the hunt serves as the embodiment of their skill and dedication of spending many days, months and even years, tracking down and hunting their prey, to offer it to Votar, The Spirit of the Hunt. During their first trial, the aspiring Lur will have to decide on a beast of their choosing and hunt it down, while not being allowed to hunt anything else during the process, or risk failing the trial. This will demonstrate to the other members that the fledgling Lur has patience and tolerance for the hunt, as they ignore the elements and any obstacles that appear in their way. Finally, once the beast has been hunted down, the trophy must be brought back to the Clan and presented to a Lur member or the Wargoth. ・TRIAL DUB - The Trial of The Mind・ Although the hunt is an important part of a Lurs trials, nothing is as important as the mind of the young fledgling, for with a strong mind comes the ability to make critical decisions and figure out how to best overcome stressful situations. But most importantly, a strong mind is key to not letting bloodlust cloud the Lurs judgment, thus preventing them from becoming frenzied and reckless. In order to test the mind, the fledgling will be given a mixture of carefully selected drugs to consume, either via drinking or eating it. Once the drug mixture has been consumed, the soon to be Lur will be placed into a box which will be hammered down with nails, where the young fledgling will have to spend 24 narrative hours, surviving the effects of isolation, darkness and the drugs. Should the Lur overcome their mind and its tricks, they will successfully complete the second trial. However, should they give in to the tricks and the wickedness of their mind, the trial will be considered a failure. ・TRIAL GAKH - The Sacrifice・ The third trial is arguably the hardest trial that the future Lur will have to undergo. At the beginning of their trials, the fledgling hunter will be given a pet to care for throughout their journey, all the way up until the final trial. Once the Lur reaches the third and final trial, they will have to make the difficult choice and to sacrifice the pet that they have been caring for all this time, by offering the sacrifice to Votar, the Spirit of The Hunt. Once the sacrifice has been carried out, the soon to be Lur will be baptized in the animals blood before being given a tattoo by the Wargoth to symbolize the completion of their trial and be welcomed into the Lurs as a full member. However, should the pet die or run off, before or during any of the trials, the third and final trial will be considered a failure. The same will apply should the Lur not be able to sacrifice the animal, thus showing dishonor towards the Spirit of The Hunt. оО〇・-・〇Оо・-・оО〇・-・〇Оо・-・оО〇・-・〇Оо