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The following was penned by a particularly biased little lady.
Within the time-gnawed alleys of Chaldees, a dinky shop known as The Witch & The Writer witnessed the crumbling of a marriage-to-be. A blackened creature festooned with ugly scales and a putrid flamey maw was wholly refused in a proposal of love by the Great Witch of Chaldees. Lo! The dastardly thing should know its place. Perturbed by its vicious rejection, the scale-face went on a violent tirade of smokey slander. Were it not for the benevolence of the ruler of Chaldees, Sahar, and the voluminous Monkey-god under the influence of the Great Witch, the thing would have surely seen to the destruction of my little store!
Now I state here, my desire to find and reprimand this great monster. I offer all those brave binders of baleful beasts three whole bottles of honey for its capture!
[!] Attached below was some silly sketch.