HugoAntero

"WOOOOOAAAAHHH . . . SUGOI!" Botsugo gasped with maw agape, the marvels of engineering causing great wonder in the Oni's mind.

Otto mused on the meanings of runestones. Perhaps he should erect one himself one day, after he had made a mark on the world.

Otto, the son of Stefano Montelliano and Johanna Stroheim, was clueless of his father's frivolous pursuits.

Grub-Bucket alchemy pack: 1 - Slop edition

"Can wariwari sponsor dis?" Botsugo asked of his boss @wowj

Peter Stroheim, the brother of Robert Stroheim, fought in the hyper-war, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Botsugo gasped at the missive, utterly perplexed at its message- comically holding his head!

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Botsugo felt compassion for Gashadokuro in his final moments, and admiration for the Hyper-Warrior Shugo Kato.

Botsugo regrets not hitting her over the head with a frying pan one final time.

Peter Stroheim welcomed his old friend into the hyper-war "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!!"

THE DEATH OF PETER STROHEIM The Passing of a Family Man ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The tale of old Peter Stroheim was supposed to be a short one, yet he lived on miraculously. He was not the best swordsman, or the best fighter, but he somehow managed to live to EIGHTY-NINE! During this eighty-nine years of life, Peter had accomplished a few things. He had risen from the slums, to castles. From a meager peasant, rose a Knight and a Templar, who took his duty quite seriously! Peter could often be seen doing a ‘Templar-Trophy spread’ to his fellow Templars such as Shugo Kato Oijin, @Reckless Banzai Screamer, Sigrun Stonehammer, @xMuted, the Missus, @AstriaS, and his brother. @Shadow2k . His final count? NINE. During his life, he was quite pleasant. Though in age, he grew bitter and sour. His old self, a sweet man, still seeped through a hard shell, though not often. There is naught more needing to be said that has already been said. He was a man, a Templar, a Knight, a warrior. And most importantly, a Family Guy. His family is what he kept close, even till his death. He looked his daughter in the eyes during his final moments before turning to dust, his SOUL being consumed by Malchediael. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Peter’s death began in the streets of Reinmar, when he asked his daughter @beetle to go fishing. And so they did, in the swamps! Within said swamps, Peter rambled on about the different types of fishing. Fly-fishing, trolling, casting, noodling . . . After what felt like hours, a gaggle of SIX evil’doers attacked Peter and his daughter, catching them off-guard! Such a fierce bout left Peter on his back, a FLESH-GOLEM pressing down against his helmet with fierce force, his daughter being pinned and her life-force sapped. The attackers, Funnybone and his Necromancer, @Trey @creamynoteblock had the two on the ropes. Until Peter, the courageous Templar, uttered the name of his Patron: MALCHEDIAEL, THE AENGUL OF COURAGE. Peter was endowed with the raw power of one of Malchediael’s blessed, and so the Aengul spectated his bout, HEALING his wounds and severed limb! With his newfound power, Peter vanquished his foes! Peter had crushed Funnybone’s skull, and stabbed the necromancer, before he looked toward his injured daughter. Peter spared a final smile and a goodbye, before he faded to dust, his SOUL getting eaten by the spectating Aengul. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ THE FOLLOWING LETTER IS SENT TO QUENTIN BRAE @Shorsand Hello, You are receiving this message because you are the primary life insurance provider of PETER STROHEIM. As you know, Mr. STROHEIM has been a valued client of Braecorp Life for the past 49 years, and over this time has paid his dues to his agent GIB GARAK on a yearly basis without default. We are sad to inform you that PETER STROHEIM is no longer with us, and has passed from supernatural causes related to abrupt nasal rupture. As per the terms of the aforementioned life insurance policy, which included SPOOK COVERAGE RIDER as of the 12th Horen’s Calling, 1935 IST, we, the estate of PETER STROHEIM, request the dispersal of the remainder of policyholder’s death benefits to the beneficiaries enumerated in the original contract. If this is impossible, or the original contract has been lost or destroyed, the estate of PETER STROHEIM is ready to accept the remainder of the death benefits, and hold them in trust, to be dispersed in accordance with the wishes of PETER STROHEIM. Attached is a transcript of the policy: POLICYHOLDER: PETER STROHEIM PERSONA NO: 80639 POLICY START DATE: 12TH HOREN’S CALLING 1935 IST POLICY END DATE: 13TH HOREN’S CALLING 1985 POLICY TYPE: 50 YEAR TERM-LIFE POLICY RIDERS: SPOOK COVERAGE EFFECTIVE DATE: 8TH TOBIAS’ BOUNTY 1937 SPOUSAL COVERAGE EFFECTIVE DATE: 2ND OWYNS FLAME 1948 POLICY TERMS: PAYMENTS DUE FROM POLICYHOLDER YEARLY : 300 MINAS PER YEAR FOR 50 YEARS TOTAL: 15,000 MINAS PAYMENTS OWED BY INSURER UPON DEATH: 30,000 MINAS COVERED DEATHS: NATURAL DEATH (AGE RELATED HEART ATTACK, GIBBERERS, RATIKI, FOOD POISONING) WORKPLACE ACCIDENT (EXCLUDING GRAVEL RELATED INCIDENTS) HOMICIDE VIA DARKSPAWN SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION UNCOVERED DEATHS: SUICIDE MARITICIDE/UROXICIDE PATRICIDE/MATRICIDE FLUORIDE POISONING HOMICIDE VIA ROGUE AUTOMATON SMOGGER ACCIDENT HOMICIDE VIA HOMUNCULI LECTOR SILLINESS TYRUG IMMOLATION DURING BANKING RIOT SHOCK DUE TO ECONOMIC COLLAPSE LONELINESS SLAEME SLIME SLURM ANY ITERATION OF SLIME WARCLAIM MANCHIPPER MANMAKER SPECIFIED BENEFICIARIES: PRIMARY BENEFICIARY: CARANETH ARYANTË ARTHALION RELATIONSHIP: SPOUSE PERSONA NO: 57263 BENEFITS OWED: %30 TOTAL POLICY PRIMARY BENEFICIARY: ERIANTIEL ESTELETH EDITH CARANETHIEL RELATIONSHIP: DAUGHTER PERSONA NO: 76116 BENEFITS OWED: %20 TOTAL POLICY PRIMARY BENEFICIARY: ARANUIR CARANETHIEL RELATIONSHIP: SON PERSONA NO: 76853 BENEFITS OWED: %20 TOTAL POLICY PRIMARY BENEFICIARY: ARATHOR CARANETHIEL RELATIONSHIP: SON PERSONA NO: 87245 BENEFITS OWED: %20 TOTAL POLICY PRIMARY BENEFICIARY: ANORHIL CARANETHIEL RELATIONSHIP: SON PERSONA NO: 87593 BENEFITS OWED: %10 TOTAL POLICY SECONDARY BENEFICIARY: JEFFREY DE WEES RELATIONSHIP: LOVER PERSONA NO: 59564 BENEFITS OWED: 100% OF ANY FORFEIT BENEFIT FROM ANY PRIMARY BENEFICIARY We thank you for your time and dedicated service to PETER STROHEIM over all these years. May his soul rest well in [INSERT AFTERLIFE]. Signed, JOHN REINMAR, ATTORNEY AT LAW & JEFFREY DE WEES, EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE [!] AN ILLUSTRATION OF PETER STROHEIM AND JEFFREY DE WEES

"Zlurpee." Said the new Sō of Nichi-Jin.

Botsugo, the Grey Oni, begins to plot a multi-million mon marketing campaign for the Grub-Bucket . . .

Botsugo of clan Honma had heard of the de Wees style Kung Fu, though he long thought it was forgotten . . . Thus, the Oni sought to muse upon its resurfacing, nibbling on a bar of Snika in the halls of Nichi-Jin.

Peter shot out of bed, sweating up a storm- he looked down at his body, his ticking machine-limbs still present as he quickly touched his appendages, even his maw of metal. He sighed in relief, before a thought emerged; "So . . . Do they want us to let the Paladins and Dragons duke it out? O-k." Thus, Peter drifted back to sleep.

"Nerd." Commented Peter, the groom's father, before whipping out the formal wear once more.

"Now that surely is a model Templar." Commented Peter after reading both notes through his newly acquired metal maw, hints of sarcasm hard to detect through his slurred speech.

Hm! Perhaps not!

Botsugo, the Grey Oni and disciple of the Yasu-Tori mused over the missive. "Dat depiction is very hoshoi!" He complimented the drawing.

"Latsu grukaeru if wariwari can have lightstones as reward?" Botsugo asked his buddy Takemura. @wowj

tl;dr?

Peter wrote the date down on his calendar.

MC Name: Hugo_Antero Discord: slopshit Image: Description of Image: A painting of Peter Stroheim and Jeffrey de Wees Dimensions: 2x2