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  1. I wish they paid me in ST mats
  2. Peter Stroheim cheered merrily upon the sight of his father in-law, "Uther, they serve UNLIMITED beers! ONE-MILLION BEERS!" The iron-jawed Waldenic screecher said inebriatedly.
  3. REAL QUESTION:
    ONE orc with heavy armor and an AXE
    VERSUS:
    TWENTY noble women from the Empire.

    Who will win?

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    2. Jensen02

      Jensen02

      The women’s. 20 v 1 is just too much and even  a non pvp goon would eventually realize they can just surround and stab vital  gaps in the amor like the shoulder or legs. 

    3. sapphic_spidy

      sapphic_spidy

      As someone who uses a big axe irl (foam but whatev), consider that if they swarm the orc well enough there's nothing to be done. It's like when bees kill things by surrounding them and asphyxiating them. The second that axe is out of the way, dropped, or in action, they just have to go for the facial orifices. 

    4. Venomous_Pup

      Venomous_Pup

      Orcs need to learn their place and stop PGing so the women will always win everytime.

  4. THAT IS HIS SISTERRRRR YOU ARE WEIRDDD!!!!!
  5. well erm achtually 🤓 *pushes up glasses malchediael was always sentient he was just crazy and super angry and shit cause he was resisting Jophiael instead of embracing her! uhm!!
  6. Botsugo, an old oni of Sakuragakure, coped and seethed at the missive which he showed his nephew Ichiro, a fellow samurai- pointing a fat finger towards the word SHOGUNATE. @Benleft "Yasu-Tori noobed out, buddy."
  7. if you could what would it
  8. oooiiii ya drongo what was your favorite character oooiii rippah
  9. word around the street is that oni are cool orcs
  10. MC Name: Hugo_Antero Discord: slopshit Image: Description of Image: Crouching dog, sleeping CarbAurum Dimensions: 2x2 AND 1x1
  11. any diabetics on lotc

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    2. Benleft

      Benleft

      Just you lil bro 

    3. z3m0s

      z3m0s

      It's a personal goal of mine

    4. Borin

      Borin

      So many hugo, mayhaps correlated with 1. Obesity and 2. Americans. I would think the data would show this.

  12. The Grub-Bucket brings an announcement. It is gone.
  13. Edwards Air Force Base Subway McDonald's DROP BOMBS period slash slash GO: All Patriots GO. Activation word Ronald McDonald: Public Highway Congressman PIPE BOMB Airport. We are pass phrase: GO - All True Patriots Now ATTACK.

  14. drinking some pepsi max rn thinking about silksong and last of us season 2 sup
  15. i never could've thought. notapan? tony soprano? this is news to me!
  16. Botsugo, alongside the oni of Sakuragakure, spend countless hours concocting the perfect piece of fried chicken- the Magnum Opus . . . . "Sore o ukeire, yasuragi to tomo ni ikiru, Mordūring . . . Kore de shimai da," The monk bid!
  17. MC Name: Hugo_Antero Discord: slopshit Image: Description of Image: A new hunk for the hunk wall of the grub bucket Dimensions: 1x2
  18. MC Name: Hugo_Antero Discord: slopshit Image: Description of Image: A new elven babe for the babe wall of the grub bucket (we have permission from the person whose character this is) Dimensions: 1x2
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