fizzyquack

The question is... WILL you ever play a halfling?

"F#CK YEAH DEMENTIO! WE GONNA BE BADASS ENTERTAINERS AND HEROS! HELL YEAH!" Says the Grand Evildoer of Pink, who clearly does not take evil seriously. The 'aheral would then cackle- and skip along, singing a tune about collecting imperial bones.

"Death to the empire!! Ha!" Celia cheers from inside of Perduran's clinic while nobody was in the clinic... She may have her legs broken now... but she WILL have an imperial teeth necklace someday to give to her llir... Then she will place an imperial skull upon her shelf. Then slowly gather more body-parts and feed them to her pet rat. Celia- was indeed excited.

"Ave the Horde." "Ave Urguan." "Glory to the Rose and Star." "We will win this... and I will do everything I can.." " So one of us has your head on a pike Hadrian." "Aspects Guide us all." The 'aheral would then walk off... an expression of worry upon her face. This was war, the thing she was oddly hoping for. She hoped, that the Horde would win.

WANTED WANTED ALIVE DUE TO CRIMES IN AMBERDELL THIS BIGGUN LOOKS LIKE: Brown skin, wears shoes, jewelry, brown eyes, brown hair, is very ugly. CRIMES: Assault, Trampling Crops, Harassment, Vandalism. REWARD IF FOUND ALIVE: 64 Blunts of Pipeweed 10 Bottles of Alchohol REWARD IF DEAD: 1 Bottle of Alchohol 1 Bad Quality Blunt of Pipeweed Weh would be appriciative,

VERMIN A Story About a Rat It was a quiet chilly night in the city… Most of the two legged giants were asleep. My partner went to go find some things to eat during the night, and I was keeping an eye on the children I adored. My children were very young. I thought this would be a normal night, how wrong I was. I stepped out of our nest for only a few minutes- but when I stepped back in there was a skinny feline beast in front of me… quickly gobbling down my pups and chewing off their heads.. They would then charge for me, and try to catch me with its paws- but my body slipped through- the beast thankfully did not have any claws and was quite weak, so I slipped out of their grasp… I kept on running on my four paws, squeezing underneath a door. My eyes would then widen at the sight- of my partner- her neck was snapped, her body attracting flies and maggots. Then, a fearsome two legged giant would enter the room- and look at me with disdain.. The giant would then grab a large shovel and try to swing it at me. The lady would then scream at me. “Die you VERMIN!!” trying to make me die like my partner- I then tried to dive into a hole in the wall, but- the giant caught my tail with the shovel.. I made one final attempt to escape- my tail being ripped off with the shovel as I made my attempt to flee… I then crawled into the hole below… blood trailing behind me… I ran into this big building… then rushed underneath the stairs, spotting a place I could have something to eat… I felt tired- I was exhausted… I was hurt, my stomach was rumbling… I then darted for the food- but then my paws got stuck.. It was a trap set by the two-legged giants. I was going to die here. I then heard footsteps trailing behind me… my eyes widened with horror. The giant then turned around the corner and gasped- then picked me up with the trap- and would walk down the hall with me… into an- unfamiliar place. The giant would then place me on a counter- rubbing something onto me.. And slowly freeing me from the glue’s grip… I would then turn and bite the giant- who likely wanted to hurt me like those other giants… The giant would then hold me down.. Rubbing stuff on where my tail was cut off.. They would then place me in this encloser… then look at me… gazing with those fearsome eyes… The giant would then place some food and water beside me- then walk off.. Leaving me be.

Become Hou-zi! Make a monkey. (Or a silly Halfling)

*A missive is printed and mailed to various leaders and notable people... the letter- written with haste* To my lliran, The time has come, when those in the empire have decided to shed all blood of elves. They first massacred Haelunor. Then recently proceed to go to various elven cities to attempt mass slaughter. This was not the first time, nor will be the last. If you remain as you are, your nations will fall. Hiding from and delaying war forever will not help. Children will still be slaughtered. Join us, and fight so we may keep our lives. We gather in the Horde and Urguan... Lliran, please... I beg of you. The note would not appear to be signed...

Hi everyone- Fizz here. I wanted to know what peoples opinions on the empire are. I know there's been a lot of debate and such, but im wondering... what is everyone's general opinion on it? What does the majority think? Im curious, and wish to know. I know that this probably won't be respected, but please keep discussions civil and do not try to start up unnecessary drama/toxicity. I do not want moderators to need to hide the post if this gets out of hand. Thank you, and please vote in the poll here!

*A missive would be magically found in your hands!* FREE THERAPY Good day bigguns and weefolk. Ima Thain Hazel Applebrook. Other folk might know me as doctor Hazel or uh- professional Hazel. Point is- I tried getting therapy from Urguan's therapy office. Doctor Hymsmell was his name. They did not give me any therapy because im a halfling. This is wrong. So, I decided im gonna open up my own therapy clinic, free for everyone. For bigguns, weefolk, anyone can get it. I don't give a #### if you are big, small.. everyone needs therapy. With the methods of the halflings, we will for sure make you happier and less depresso. Our therapy office is in Amberdel- Loik the Southern Shores Pillar. Send meh a letter if yeh want an appointment. So get on down and FIX your ### ### ###### #### ##### ### ### life. Hazel OUT! Signed by

"FINALLY this gross, stupid, idiotic, rude, Caius Bog druid is going to learn his place- maybe he might actually learn something... likely not!" Celia would say. Celia would then snicker and would then take hold of the missive- and send it with a bird to various people she knows. "This is gonna be GREAT!" she giggles- now skipping off to her home in Illivira.

Hi everyone, im looking for someone to play Celia's son. If your looking for a good RP opportunity with wood elven culture, druids, and Illiviran life, this might be for you. If you don't know, Illivira is a beach town in Iryalen. Currently, im looking for someone who is able to hop on at least once a week, and to attend family gatherings. If you'd like to go on more, go right ahead! Siruwyn does not need to be a main character! I have a pretty free schedule, I am usually online between 6pm to 12 am EST. Exceptions to this are on Saturday and Sunday which is when im almost entirely free! Siruwyn also has a backstory from when he got adopted. You will find out about this in RP. You will also get a little 'Starter Pack' when you start on Siruwyn to get you started. He is a young high elf with platinum hair, and heterochromia eyes. One of his eyes is a light blue, the other a emerald green. He is 5 years old. He also happens to carry around a chewed up raccoon plushie all the time from when he was a baby. I would like to leave the rest of the character to you. You can decide on the personality, height, interests, physical characteristics, disabilities, and favorite things! Though, he was quite curious in his early years, if you wish to keep that trait its up to you. Thank you all for reading this/taking an interest in it. If you have any interest in playing Siruwyn, contact me through the forums, or discord (Fizzyquack). My MC username is fizzyquack if you happen to have any brief questions as well! Thank you! -Fizz

*A note was left by the town hole for all to see...* Good day Amberdell, it is I, Hazel Applebrook. Recently yall have heard about the time watermelon joe did that thing- and well- ive made the decision to take a temporary leave from being thain. Once ima back- we should discuss who should become teh new thain... cause I like- don't deserve it. Please don't contact me... ima just wander around sadly. Sorreh every weefolk...

Walking across the cliffside Smiling at the beautiful tide Took many steps forward Then she fell skyward Rocks fell down She fell down Unintentionally Unexpectedly Thinking about her family while looking at the tide And that was the end of Adelheid Rosetta, is gone. Her body, lost to the sea... Only fallen rocks and her things lay. Life is cruel isn't it?

Watermelon Joe for joe was not joe. Joe was thain and thain was in pain. Thain breathed in- and looked at the housemagery book.. then breathed out. Joe wants a culimancer servant so Hazel better do what is best. So Joe ordered her to pay attention and focus on the mojo. Watermelon man then practiced magic and had a forest green sorta aura. Joe Joe Joe ho ho ho, got a culimancer housemage servant on the way~

CITIZENS OF AMBERDELL GUESS WHAT? THE THAIN HAS DECREED MARTIAL LAW WEAR SHOES NO DRINKING OR SMOKING PAY TAXES SO WELL... IF YOU DO NOT YOU WILL BE FORCED ON THE PUMPKIN DAY, OF NOVEMBER 29TH 2PM EST PREPARE. HALFLINGS WILL BE GREAT AGAIN! -SIGNED BY TOTALLY HAZEL APPLEBROOK AND NOT ANYONE ELSE GUYS

Celia would look over this.. and then scribble on the top- 'Perfect for Caius'. She would then send it with a bird, unsigned, to Caius Prisgoth. She would then smirk, and skip off to Illivira.

*There was a missive sent out to various places in Urguan and vassals. It appeared to be written in a rush* To The Folks of Urguan and Amberdell A drawing of the great Thain of Amberdell, and a simply fantastic pumpkin. Recently, their was an attack on me, my sibling, and Cerulia. It started like this: I was walkin by, and I saw my 8 year old sister with this imp with wings. The imp, then kidnapped my sister and flew with her to the direction of Cerulia.. they then proceeded to take part of my soul- in exchange for her life. The imp then proceeded to rip my young sisters arm off, causing her to nearly bleed out. Thankfully, we were able to get her stabilized in time, but this cannot happen. We need to take down these philthy beyond stinky darkspawns. Grand King, I request we meet in the coming days in regards to this attack. I wish to tell yeh everything I know, to help keep all of our people safe. Both Bigguns, and weefolk. To those in Amberdell, im callin an emergency meeting in the coming pumpkin days. It will be regarding protecting our weefolks from these twisted bigguns. Yeh better be there, or yeh have no say in what im gonna do to protect us all. See yeh all at ta meetin.

It was a cool calm evening on the 10th of the Amber Cold. Celia was riding on her horse down the path to Junmura, holding the reigns in her left hand. She would look up to the stars and smile. "Leyu..." she'd mutter, looking up at the stars. A cry of a baby would then fill the calmness on the path- she would look to the side, and her brows would furrow. "Oem'ii...?" she would call, now hopping off her horse... glancing around. She would then spot the little elf in a basket among a bunch of mushrooms, surrounding the child. The baby would have platinum hair, and one blue, and one green eye, with pointy ears. She would crouch down and look over the child. "Oem'ii... why are you here? Why..." The baby would continue to cry- so then she would pass him a raccoon plushie she had. The child would then stop crying, and would reach out for the racoon plushie, taking it, and begin to chew on his ears. she would then chuckle, but then her eyes would then would dart to some bloodstains by the basket, the child was unharmed but, the parents... she was unsure of. She would then pick up the child, and tie them up to themselves in a wrap... with a bit of difficulty, but eventually she got him secured. She would follow the bloodstains down the path- and now finally... encountering the body of the mother.. she was attacked. She covered the eyes of the child.. but the baby would start to cry, already seeing the fate of their mother. "Llun...im so sorry oem'ii... im so so sorry..." she would say. She would then look down at the mother.. a tear falling down from her cheek. "I...I will be back." she muttered.. now beginning to turn her horse around and walk away from the body.. carrying the child with her home. "...I am so sorry." She hoped, the child wouldn't remember this moment. If yall have any feedback- yall are free to reply to give me some~

*A note is pinned on the Amberdell bulletin board!* NOTICE OF BANISHMENT TIS WEIRD GUY! IF SEEN, DEATH IS PERMITTED FOR THIS INDIVIDUAL. (in Amberdell) CAN ALSO INPRISON AND PELT ROTTEN FOOD AT EM. HE IS SUPER STINKY, AND PUNCHED SHEEP, WORE SHOES AND LIKE- TRIED TO KILL US SO ITS SELF DEFENSE. Signed by:

Celia would look over this missive... her brows would raise, then furrow... "So the demons have come to play... with the drui of all people?" She would then cackle, a smirk forming on her face. "Let them come... I need to gain more decorative bones and horns for my home." Celia would then begin writing a letter, then would walk outside- possibly to send it off with a bird, but with Celia, who really knows if she'll send that letter?