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  1. kurk brak

    Yay for the Eight Day of Hanukkah. IF YOU WANT TO GET ME ANY PRESENTS, STEP IN NOW. I'm sick, too. Pity story.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Eighth*

  2. kurk brak

    Gah, I hate being sick for Hanukkah. Also; I'm contemplating creating some Elder Scrolls forum roleplay. Thoughts? Also Also; Steal my idea, and I will see to it that you meet a rather bitter end. Jaykay. I just won't like you.

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      *ban reports Ionmaster for PG'ing

    3. Aiden

      Aiden

      yes

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I've more yesses than nos at this point, so I'll make it should I feel the need to. Yaaaay.

  3. kurk brak

    Happy Hanukkah.

    1. Space

      Space

      OJ SIMPSON

      NOT A JEW

  4. kurk brak
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/77193-wheres-the-love/page__gopid__644447#entry644447 IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE HANUKKAH.
    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      No

  5. kurk brak

    Skyrim: Dragonborn. It stole my life.

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    2. Pinoy_Boy12

      Pinoy_Boy12

      "I am sworn to carry your burdens."

      -Skyrim

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      Skyrim? I'm boycotting it. F***king Bethesda ignoring us PC users. </3

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Microsoft just bribes Bethesda. Problem? Besides, PS3 hasn't even gotten DAWNGUARD yet. So be happy.

  6. kurk brak

    Day one without server. Not too complicated at this point.

    1. Augor

      Augor

      It all kicks in on day 3 bro, be afraid.

    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Day 52.

  7. kurk brak

    Gwonam challenges me to stay off the server for a full week.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Accepted.

    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I give it fifteen minutes.

  8. kurk brak

    Gwonam challenges me to stay off the server for a full week.

  9. kurk brak

    I'm a god. Problems? No? Good.

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    2. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Oh, Alexander...

    3. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      "I... it's a God!"

    4. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      Banned.

  10. kurk brak

    Consider my Avatar: Festived.

    1. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Consider your Avatar: Broken.

      It shows nothing for me. >_<

    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      They sometimes take a few minutes to update.

  11. kurk brak

    giv me munny or i hat u

    1. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      k her it r

    2. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      nu.

    3. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      bish i hat u

  12. kurk brak
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/76911-the-magical-obelisks-30-structures-lore/ Lex and I wrote up some lore for a plan we've got. Go 'head and give it a look, 'd appreciate it.
  13. kurk brak

    Hi.

    1. Lykos

      Lykos

      Herro dere wantsa buy a cucumber?

    2. Lykos

      Lykos

      Ju by now, yes? Ju buy now, yes?

    3. Space

      Space

      Yo

  14. kurk brak

    I love life as Will. Don't you?

    1. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      No. A narcissist and an egocentric jerk will never get along.

  15. kurk brak

    Dat bigass Christmas Tree goin' up here in NYC.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I just went to go watch that thing go up live.

      Biggest. Mistake. Eve.r

  16. kurk brak

    Pink Hair > All hair.

    1. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Paaank >:I

  17. kurk brak

    I hate you! -smacks with hammer-

    1. Eoin :/

      Eoin :/

      Love you too.

    2. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I know, deary.

  18. kurk brak

    server, y u so bad to me.

    1. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      #Lolyousuck

    2. danic

      danic

      They talked you into getting a sex change. We're over. *Storms out and hops on Zane's motercycle*

  19. kurk brak

    Isn't it amazing what a status like "I hate all of you" can do?

    1. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      Who said it? D:

    2. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      . . . Me.

  20. kurk brak

    I hate all of you.

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    2. Stevie

      Stevie

      Language, please.

    3. Space

      Space

      EVEN ME? HORSESHIT!*

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Don't pretend you don't love me. But I hate you. Most of you. (nowI'mnotnamingnamesmindyou)

  21. kurk brak

    SCREW DEM POLICE, I make sandwiches when I feel like it.

    1. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      Kay.

  22. kurk brak

    Uh oh. I have gotten six comments on the last two status updates. I am praying for more or less than that on this one. Lololol religion swag xoxoxoxo yolo

    1. Jchizz

      Jchizz

      1!

    2. Stephensj

      Stephensj

      2!

    3. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      2 1/2!

  23. kurk brak

    Willette is very bored. Would anyone care to offer any solutions?

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    2. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      Willette Forestina?! WHAT IS THIS?!

      ARGGHHH!

    3. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      I'd like to request you TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH.

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      -backhands-

  24. kurk brak

    I am now . . . a female.

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    2. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      So... Can I get your number...?

    3. Belyn

      Belyn

      Nerp, MINE! @ My status

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      You bastardy hoe.

  25. kurk brak

    Wooo. I'm back, you guys.

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    2. cometking123

      cometking123

      Welcome back, Time to impersonate you again

    3. Skippy

      Skippy

      hi will

    4. Destroyer_Bravo

      Destroyer_Bravo

      Hello fellow pessimist!

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