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  1. Baconthief

    Sacasm always gets me in trouble, no one understands my superior sense of humor

    1. 5678

      5678

      My sarcasm is so advanced people actually think I'm stupid

    2. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      Sarcasm is my second language and no one gets me.

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Obviously, Sarcasm is an inferior form of humour.

  2. Baconthief

    Shot a man in the knee with a crossbow bolt today XD He will have stories to tell in the future

    1. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      I used to be a vampire.

      Then i took one of those new

      fangled dawnguard weapons to the knee.

  3. Baconthief

    Skittlefart

    1. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      Doctor Khel everyone.

  4. Baconthief

    Skyler Willhelm....the marriage destroyer :)

    1. Braxis

      Braxis

      Bad Cleric

  5. Baconthief

    slept for 17 hours :)

    1. Lima

      Lima

      You need a lot of prep for a warclaim, be there.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Oh right, forgot about that ****

    3. Nug

      Nug

      how

  6. Baconthief

    So happy that the darkies have evoled to a point to where even if you mention a spider, darkies get grossed out and angry. Came a long way.

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Dak did too. Alakagh reacts more than mizz

    3. zaezae

      zaezae

      Yeah homie we did it independent *****.

    4. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      I think they get angry no matter what you say to them.

  7. Baconthief

    So I came across two mob spawners. I know not to use them, but do I modreq them so they're taken away?

    1. HappyShackles

      HappyShackles

      Yes, modreq them.

    2. CloakandDagger

      CloakandDagger

      I remember when Adyton first came out, found 5 mob spawners within the first 15 minutes.

  8. Baconthief

    So perfect http://i.imgur.com/TybpULY.png

  9. Baconthief

    So should I feel insulted if a girl tells you that you remind her of the vampire from twilight?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Blind her with sparkles.

    3. Aurelia

      Aurelia

      Maybe she likes the vampire! So that means she likes you! Therefore, you're a pimp. :3 Other than that... BLEH TWILIGHT!

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      ... yes! She is calling you attractive and mysterious... At least she didn't say werewolf...

  10. Baconthief

    So...about the absured amount of mobs, Is anyone worried about serious mina inflation?

    1. Tee-Tree

      Tee-Tree

      Whys that so bad. Oh wait never mind

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Minas will become pesos :P

    3. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Dont listen to em Vaq. More mobs is better for everyone.

  11. Baconthief

    SOMEONE EXPLAIN WTF HAPPENS AT THE THIRD EQUALS MARK http://gyazo.com/a0b8583cfed01982365433d89f1af4b7

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Nvm, it's called integration

    2. Lark

      Lark

      yeh you cant simplify it

  12. Baconthief

    Soo...the elves went a little crazy tonight : )

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Hey, no hate on the forums : )

    3. ΚΨΙΞ

      ΚΨΙΞ

      Isn't hate its YOLO!

    4. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      I love you.

  13. Baconthief

    Spent a grand on guitar stuff,least it's a productive addiction

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Yes, I will play hot-cross buns for you : )

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      So you ended getting a wah, a loop pedal, a harmonizer and a new amp? Or did you just get a modeling-FX amp that can do all of that shizz? Or just one big digital pedal?

    4. Lark

      Lark

      More stuff allows for more effects. Not more skill. Just drill exerises everyday, you'll see the differences in solos.

  14. Baconthief

    Stop being elven baby machines guys, it doesn't work like that.

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    2. Abeam

      Abeam

      I think I've seen three to four times as many elven children as human children.

    3. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Curses are kind of bad. Only Orc/Dwarf curses ever have any effect in Rp, and Dwarf curse is even ignored sometimes.

    4. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      They curse themselves just as much with these awful, neglected ass fucked up kids, as they would without them.

  15. Baconthief

    Taught an orc poetry

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    2. Lexperiments

      Lexperiments

      Teach him the wonders of nature. I dare you.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      We already have an Orc Druid, oh glob.

    4. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      Achievement unlocked.

  16. Baconthief

    That moment when you realize you're almost twenty

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    2. Rhia

      Rhia

      That moment when your realize your almost 25 and moderate a MC server.

    3. Tigergamer

      Tigergamer

      That moment when illegally drinking is fine. #England.

    4. craotor

      craotor

      That moment when you watch some really nasty porn

  17. Baconthief

    That moment when you're bounty hunting. You spend a couple of hours using rp to track your target down, only for him to log once you pull out the cliche star wars bounty hunter quotes

    1. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      Anyone would log out after hearing those lines. yeesh lol

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      There is a price on your head, I am here to collect.

  18. Baconthief

    That moment when you're rping in elven, and then you start speaking in spanish on accident

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    2. Wretched

      Wretched

      Lol gemmy.

    3. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      hola dirty valah white roses

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Kae tango el sil de ceru

  19. Baconthief

    That moment when your character finds out his daughter has been kissing an orc. Khel's a very unhappy darkie

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    2. Dargene

      Dargene

      Meta does not beat us... its resia you have to look out for

    3. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      That's a good attitude, Khel!Just bleach your skin and hair, and you'll be a high elf in no time!

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^^^

      Exactly, dark elves are the supreme race

  20. Baconthief

    That was a lot of posts I just made *Cracks knuckles* Getting stuff done

  21. Baconthief

    The golden pools are being reconstructed to be utilized for dark elf plumming

  22. Baconthief

    The golden pools are being reconstructed to be utilized for dark elf plumming

    1. Leetles

      Leetles

      Lol, the special pools for the dark elven mating :P

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      Those pools aren't golden by choice anymore... smell is pretty bad as well.

    3. Dakirennis

      Dakirennis

      If I catch anyone mating in our toilets I swear I'll end em.

  23. Baconthief

    The life of a Paladin

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      argue over religion

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Die from Ibless worshipers....repeat process

    3. Wahsrof

      Wahsrof

      You... got.... stabbed...

  24. Baconthief

    The new forum is pretty : )

  25. Baconthief

    The new season of American horror story: Witches vs Voodoo queens

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      aw ****

    2. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      eeeeek

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