Breked Unglizh, gur hur. Skah'g har-face doo nubhosh gruk wub uruk blah. Uruk am be zo strung ahg wit honur, uruk tayk commun tung ahg brek ober nee like lulgijak shara. Brek zo bubhosh, nubash gruk wud ed zund lyk aftur uruk dun mayk klomp wed ed.
I mean you wrote a rather complex sentence Ned, but it is still just broken English lol. It has the same sentence structure and 90% of the words are just broken English. It's like Hellen Keller speaking. I love it, jus sayin