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  1. SortedJarhead

    i didnt vote for you. #voterfraud #recount #Q

    1. forwhatpvrpose

      forwhatpvrpose

      new providence city coastal elite don't give a shid bout us workin class redenford coal miners i hear this whole voidal scar shid is a dam tootin conspirashy to inject us wid sum voidal vaccine chips they gunna regret it when we all get together and vote for donald romstun for archchancellor simple as 

  2. SortedJarhead

    bb u light up my world like no1 else the way that u flip ur hair gets me overwhelmed when u smile at the ground it aint hard to tell u dont know o o you dont know u beutiful :)

  3. SortedJarhead
    why is my father so disappointed in me?
  4. SortedJarhead
    The Vicechancellor Sir Keaghen Armas lounges in the Imperial Treasury with a wide grin as the war reperations are deposited. Cart upon cart full of Minas, gold, and treausure unloading in tribute from Varhelm. Even livestock is herded into the city, as these poor Nordling tribesmen must sell everything to afford the costly decisions made by their King! He drifts off to warm thoughts of Nordling Chiefs sleeping on the floor, unable to afford straw for beds. "It's a great day to be an Imperial.." he mutters in his dreams as he curls up within a mountain of Minas.
  5. SortedJarhead

    Guns are medieval and have been used in Europe since the 1300, pre-dating the fall of the Eastern Roman Empire. 

     

    Even earlier in the Islamic world, China, and Indonesia.

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      The flintlock musket was not medieval. Please submit lore for hand cannons if you want to make this argument

    2. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      why weren't guns in lord of the rings then

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      I didn't write any lore just making a statement

  6. SortedJarhead
    A lot of people think of the Wars of the 19th Century when they think of muskets, like the Napoleonjc wars. That point in time is already after 400 years of use and development of firearm technology and tactics. But really, Guns are medieval. Thank you.
  7. SortedJarhead
    Muskets are fantasy. Thank you.
  8. SortedJarhead
    Prepared to seek peaceful compromise with the fearsome "Needle", Keaghen Armas reaches for his quill only to find it stolen by the sneaky Musin.
  9. SortedJarhead
    The Vicechancellor rejoices, for peace prevails amongst the Canonist realms!
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    The Night That Gino Died Oh the night that Gino Falcone died, is a night I'll never forget Some of the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet; As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay O'Rourke came with the bagpipes, some music for to play That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died! As Mrs. Falcone sat in the corner pouring out her grief Keaghen and his gang came tearing down the street They went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole They put the bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold! That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died About two o'clock in the morning after emptying the jug Cosimo rolls up the ice box lid to see poor Ginos's mug We stopped the clock so Mrs. Falcone couldn't tell the time And at a quarter after two we argued it was nine! That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died! They stopped the hearse on Helvets Ave outside Novellan Saloon They all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon! They went up to the graveyard, so holy and sublime Found out when they got there, they'd left the corpse behind! That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died!
  11. SortedJarhead
    Dear mr. chenn, what's's ur favourite idea? best regards, Sorted Jarhead
  12. SortedJarhead
    whats ur favourite idea
  13. SortedJarhead

    RPers on the road will stop, shift-click, and keep going. it's like dogs sniffing eachother's asses.

    1. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      lotc culture

    2. rukio

      rukio

      *sniff

    3. ImCookiie

      ImCookiie

      LMAO

  14. SortedJarhead
    "Someone needs to teach the High Pontiff how to address mail." Keaghen thinks He throws the paper in his fireplace, which has burned for 3 days only fueled by the public letters of the High Pontiff.
  15. SortedJarhead

    where do i find the vortex node for serotonin? 

  16. SortedJarhead
    what is your favorite idea
  17. SortedJarhead

    disgusted by the amount of cultural appropriation on this server. should be bannable offence.

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    2. 1_Language_1

      1_Language_1

      okay noooow I have to say "kudos buddy" go convince every african american to start playing Southerons, and that they can't play heartlanders, I would love to see you try. You'd probably find some form of ******* outcry at how you're being racist for not letting people of color play whoever they want 🙂 I play a Southeron because I want to get the word out there that more people need to play farfolks so we can have some more diversity, so that 90% of the human playerbase isn't highlander/heartlander. You want to be mad at someone? How about be mad the playerbase that renacted the death of George Floyd in Helena? Last time I checked, I wasn't laughing at that **** they pulled.

    3. Goon

      Goon

      @1_Language_1 tbf, as a black dude, I don’t want to play a heartlander anyways lmao

    4. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      theres no way this isnt bait

  18. SortedJarhead
    triggering, that's what my pastor used to tell me before our secret "communion" in the gym closet that I'm not supposed to talk about finally but is nexus ready? strangely also something my pastor would say in the gym closet Hi pugsy. Wow good to see you Telanir! so have you finished nexus yet? Holy **** thats a throwback. whats good??
  19. SortedJarhead
    9 years ago I, SortedJarhead, applied to partake in some Premium Minecraft Roleplaying. Many adventures, romances, and ban-reports were written in my name. For many moons I've given up Premium Minecraft Roleplaying. Truly, I've forgotten who I really was. After a long night of drinking, my girlfriend (something I didn't know of until after LotC) woke me up this morning saying I was sleep-talking. She asked, "What does Mina or die" mean? Over a cup of coffee, looking out at my snowed in car, I thought back to those glory days. Fighting for the Empire, or when those wanna-be Slavs Carrions took over Oren or something. Chasing unsuspecting elves across the Fringe, Thales, or whatever the **** it was when we were island-hopping maps. It was all very triggering. But in curiosity, I came back to these forums, only too see 9.0 is on the way. Now a few years back I downloaded this app called discord (not as good as teamspeak imo) and got myself unbanned. However, I never did partake in Premium Minecraft Roleplaying. Today, I have decided I will give Premium Minecraft Roleplaying another shot. So, LotC, if you would have me, and if I can remember my Minecraft password, I'm coming home. SortedJarhead
  20. SortedJarhead

    stephan harper for president of usa 1 if u agree

    1. aron.

      aron.

      why do they even teach you people to read in saskatchewan, they're just enabling you

    2. Space

      Space

       

  21. SortedJarhead

    hi lotc fam i am in need of political assistance . with super teusday coming up i wanted to go vote for bernie sanders so my university can be free but i looked online and there is no caucus in my city at all!! i really want to have a voice on who the president if he's gonna run all of america.. im in universiry rn why can't a caucus there. help

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    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      what is the voting age at the u of t

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      13

    4. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      yes i am 19 but i cannot caucus without driving 200 miles

  22. SortedJarhead

    how many petitions would i need to rp defualt

    1. Kaelan

      Kaelan

      Many have tried before. All those heroes have fallen to PVP default and it's logic of it being a quick way to deal with conflict without creating more conflict...

       

      You may try, though I fear you will end up with the same fate of those before you.

    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      no i don't believe in fate i am an atheist and enligtened and according to quantum entaglment i know it's possible as in anything. it's possible even we are neighbors according to quantum einstein.

    3. Kaelan

      Kaelan

      But are we actually neighbors?

      I do not believe that we are unless you expand your definition of neighbors to include the distance between our homes.

  23. SortedJarhead

    what i believe is only natural to the development of lotc society will be the rising up of the roleplayers against the greedy pvp class who only care for mina gain, and exploit the grinders and loremakers of our society. this current mc mechanical society is unstable and only benifet pvp'rs! this will not change by lobbying rule change but only by complete server revolution by the roleplayers, comrades!

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    2. Equinox

      Equinox

      Large roleplay servers get progressively worse as times go on unless stricter rules are put in place, but that won't happen due to the amount of whiners the community has. 

       

      More then likely, a change of admins and a new pocket group will break the pvp default thing in the next coming years.

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      that is the revolutionary spirit comrades !

  24. SortedJarhead

    is there anyone who would be kind & make me a skin thanks : )

    1. Lima

      Lima

      what sort, I could whip up something absolutely average/terrible?

    2. Nyxxa

      Nyxxa

      I can if you message me what you would like, though I use steve skin template which most on the server do not anymore.

  25. SortedJarhead
    Darren Armas will take all of Arnorian's weapons and iron for an undisclosed price.
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