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"The Nordlings should have been grateful, for roads are the most basic infastructure of civilized peoples. Their Pagan brains surely aren't capable of comprehending, better yet designing roads." ponders the Vicechancellor.

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RP Name: Keaghen ArmasMC Name: SortedJarheadVoted: Yes :)

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RP Name: keaghen armas MC Name: sortedjarhead Voted: Yes

RP Name: keaghen armas MC Name: sortedjarhead Voted: Yes

[!] This open letter has been distributed across the Holy Oren Empire, bearing the seal of the Office of the Majority Leader. The original copy has been sent to the Director of Civil Affairs. @VIROS ____________________________________ The Office of the Majority Leader of the House of Commons The Rt. Hon. Majority Leader Keaghen Armas ____________________________________ To Her Excellency, the Director of Civil Affairs, Princess Josephine Augusta This letter is in concern of the Imperial Census. The current Imperial Census is dated to last from 1809 to 1819, where it is precedent for a census to last for 10 years. National elections are approaching, and adherent to the function of national elections are the electoral districts in which a citizen is registered to in the census. These electoral districts are permanent for the duration of the census and directly influence the makeup of the lower house of the Imperial Diet. Much has happened in regards to the population spread of the Empire since the issuing of the current census in 1809, and we do not believe the current electoral districts accurately represent the settlement trends of the Empire in contemporary. Below are several reasons we, a bipartisan coalition of representatives, believe the current electoral district makeup is inaccurate, as well as a map of the current electoral districts for reference. The Sedan Rebellion, in which the Goats of Sedan made up a significant proportion of the Alpine District’s population; The evictions of the Houses de Falstaff and Helvets in the Right-Bank District, which combined carried a substantial population; The substantial population growth of the town of Dobrov in the Northern District; The opening and growth of the Town of Redenford in the Right-Bank District; The emigration of the Elven folk who occupied The Pale; Electoral Districts of the 1809-1819 Imperial Census We, a bipartisan coalition of representatives, are calling on the Department of Civil Affairs and the Crown to issue a new census before the next national election. The inaccuracies of the current electoral districts would result in unfair representation for our citizenry in a national election. Every citizen deserves equality at the ballot box, and only through a re-evaluation of the electoral districts could that be achieved. Sincerely, The Rt. Hon. Majority Leader Keaghen Armas The Rt. Hon. Representative Cosimo Falcone The Rt. Hon. Representative Vinzent var Ruthern The Rt. Hon. Representative Henrik Komnenos The Rt. Hon. Representative Vivyne Ravexi The Rt. Hon. Representative Vivaca Rutledge The Rt. Hon. Representative Patrick O’Rourke The Rt. Hon. Representative Otis de Rosius The Rt. Hon. President Robert de Bourdon The Rt. Hon. Representative Beryl Carrington The Rt. Hon. Representative Charles Galbraith

Pay the MoJ! - A call from the Josephite Union - 9th Owyn's Flame, 1814 A crowd had gathered in front of the Ministry of Justice HQ in Providence. There, Keaghen Armas had rose to the podium and spoke out to the crowd a call to action for the Imperial Treasury. @Anore Ladies and Gentleman, Myself and the Josephite Union believe the MoJ deserves to be paid. Our boys and girls in blue put their lives on the line every single day to keep you safe. They are the front lines on these streets, and they take down criminals who wish to hurt you. I’d like to congratulate my friend Charles Galbraith, who’s skilled leadership has grown the MoJ from nothing, and has created a highly disciplined and trained force of crime-fighting patriots. These are the Patriots who keep you safe. Just as well as our noble ISA does. Patriots who deserve to be paid. Those who fight criminals in our alleyways should nae have to sleep in the same alleys. Teddy Mane, I’m calling on you to pay the MoJ! The MoJ does not even have the funding for batons, for protective gear, or for proper riot shields. These are paid out of pocket by the constables, even though they collect no wage! Teddy Mane has been the Secretary of the Treasury for over 4 years now, and our public service wages have not grown! Teddy Mane has not shown up to the House of Commons Treasury Committee, despite the Josephites reaching out multiple times. He knows that your Josephite Diet wants to see the MoJ paid, maybe that’s why he doesn’t attend? Why do you not want to pay the MoJ, Teddy Mane? Are you hiding something? Pay them today, Teddy Mane. Pay the MoJ today. Or the Josephites will make you pay. The crowd chanted, And chanted, And the Minister of Justice took the stand, supporting the Josephite's calls. A transcript is then sent out, signed by Keaghen Armas to the Secretary of the Imperial Treasury, @Anore and to the Archchancellor, @Nectorist and to the Prince Regent. @KosherZombie Where is the pay for the MoJ?

The Night That Gino Died Oh the night that Gino Falcone died, is a night I'll never forget Some of the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet; As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay O'Rourke came with the bagpipes, some music for to play That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died! As Mrs. Falcone sat in the corner pouring out her grief Keaghen and his gang came tearing down the street They went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole They put the bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold! That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died About two o'clock in the morning after emptying the jug Cosimo rolls up the ice box lid to see poor Ginos's mug We stopped the clock so Mrs. Falcone couldn't tell the time And at a quarter after two we argued it was nine! That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died! They stopped the hearse on Helvets Ave outside Novellan Saloon They all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon! They went up to the graveyard, so holy and sublime Found out when they got there, they'd left the corpse behind! That's how they showed their respect for Gino Falcone That's how they showed their honour and their pride; They said it was a sinner's shame and they winked at one another And every drink in the place was full the night Gino Falcone died!

RP Name: keaghen armas MC Name: sortedJarhead Voted: Yes :)

"Goats are beasts bound to be herded. I only pray for the sanity of their new sheperds." Keaghen comments. "Ave Orenian!"

- ANOTHER WEDDING - A UNION BETWEEN Alexandria Octavia Komnenos & The Right Honorable Keaghen Jimothy Armas, LHC O come all ye friends and family of the beloved to celebrate this sacred union. The Providence Cathedral (Friday March 26th, 4pm EST) After party at the Komnenos Estate All are welcome, but special invites to Members of the House Komnenos @MailC3p@KamikazeReaper Members of the House Armas The Baron Woldzimir and Members of the House Carrion @Lhindir_ The Countess Halstaig and Members of the House O’Rourke @Asutto The Archchancellor and Members of the House Sarkozy @Nectorist Members of the House Falcone Members of the House Stahl-Elendil Members of the House Galbraith @sergisala Members of the House de Rotius @JoeByeden Members of the House Kovachev @Esterlen Members of the House d'Azor @Da_Emperors Members of the House Aubert @MCVDK Members of the House Napier @Hanrahan A really glittery invitation is sent to the Emperor and members of the House Novellan @Hunwald To the Hon. Members of the House of Commons To the Members of the House of Lords To the Members of the Josephite Union To the Members of the Imperial Fraternity To the Annabelle Kelmenour @audyush To the Thravrum Star-Eyes To the Vinzent Var Ruthern @MisterChenn

Keaghen sat in the pub in Providence with his fellow statesmen. They drank and were merry for the Empire had again routed the Sedanite rebels, and major reforms were underway. It truly was a good day. A copy of this note was brought to Keaghen, and in communal stupor the men laughed and read aloud commentary to such a delusional manifesto. "If this man has such agreeable ideas, why does he choose violence instead of participating in the democratic institutions of the Empire? And, it is a man who uses violence to further his ideology whom is a terrorist! not a state enforcing law! This makes no sense." "Daniel de Falstaff was to have a trial, we were all there in the courthouse! It was these rebels who stormed into the city armed whom caused his death by attempting to break him from prison!" "Ah, full of ****. This man has probably not read a sentence of the Oren Revised Code nor know of our institutions! Does he not understand a social contract, or what laws are? And he claims to be of harmless nature, yet who burnt down our esteemed House of Commons? Who killed the George Galbraith through arson? This man's perception is so warped, he should be exorcised. Who the **** is this guy anyways?" The poster now find it maximum utility in Keaghen's bathroom, as ass-wipe.

Dear mr. chenn, what's's ur favourite idea? best regards, Sorted Jarhead

"The law is the law." Keaghen Armas grumbles. "Who forgets to pay their taxes for so long?"

whats ur favourite idea

RP Name: Keaghen ArmasMC Name: SortedJarheadVoted: Yes :)

+THE JOSEPHITE UNION+ of 1810 “For The Dignity Of All” - A New Generation - In 1715, Emperor Joseph I issued the Nenzing Proclamation, where he criticized the fabric of the Pertinaxi regime and the authoritarian ideals that it embodied. He described a human society unlike any other: one where equal rights and liberties, those privileges held only by the few, could be enjoyed by all on account of their humanity. The Rights of Man, the fundamental protections that are inalienable and divinely inspired, are the foundation of not only the Josephite Union, but the modern Empire. Although Joseph Marna has since long perished, the ideals he espoused live on today, championed by the Josephite Union. The Josephite Union has long been on the forefront in promoting civil service, optimizing the service of governance to its goal and filling many offices, be they large or small, regional or national, with loyal subjects of the Empire. In this upcoming election, the Josephite Union enters a new era; for a new generation rises from the ranks of service to lead our Holy Empire in this new world. A generation who will call the 19th century their own and take new leaps in Progress and Liberty. Citizens, let us press on this movement which has brought modernity upon the Empire! Let us keep the spirit of Joseph Marna alive! Let us expand ideas of Progress to new lengths, To this new world. Give us your vote, and we will give you action. - The Josephite Endorsement - Providence Keaghen Armas Vinzant var Ruthern Romund Aldor Otis de Rosius Ingrid Braun The North Cosimo Falcone The West Robert Bourdon Vivyne Ravexi Carter Komnenos The Alpines Louis de Joannes The Right-Bank Patrick O'Rourke

RP Name: keaghen Armas MC Name: SortedJarhead Voted: Yes

RP Name: Keaghen Armas MC Name: SortedJarhead Voted: Yes

SURNAME: Armas FIRST NAME: Keaghen ADDRESS OF RESIDENCE: 1 Helena St YEAR OF BIRTH: 1775 Are you registered and eligible to vote in the Providence District? YES Do you have any other title, peerage or military service that may conflict with becoming a Member of the House of Commons, as per the Edict of Reform (1763)? NO If yes, do you understand that you will be required to resign or abdicate from this position should you be elected to the House of Commons, and if this does not occur your seat shall be considered to be vacant?: YES

It had been almost 2 years Keaghen Armas was sober, but that frightful night the House of Commons collapsed many drinks were had. Sitting alone in his room, staring out into the dark streets of Providence, Keaghen spoke aloud his seventh lonesome toast to George that night. "Georgie - fawk. Ye was a wee *****, but me best friend." he cried, leaning his body out the window as that evening's dinner came up from his stomach and over his porch on Helena Street.

Keaghen Armas, a man with no artistic background or experience with theatre, decides he might as well give it a go.

Keaghen Armas votes AYE on the confirmation of Elisa.

RP Name: Keaghen Armas MC Name: SortedJarhead Voted: Yes