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  1. WAAAAAAATS GOING ON, WHY IS THERE CHANGE!? WHY ARE THERE NEW PLUGINS!?

  2. Well, I would like to sleep with Beyonce instead of my wife tonight, but that ain't happening either. You know I'm saying?

  3. Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it! But now, I'm not risking my health eating trash-food. I mean, unless it's a corn dog.

    1. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Mom doesn't like it when I eat real corn dogs... she has to mush them up... better on her teeth.

    2. aron.

      aron.

      I've seen the wiggles live in concert... Twice.

  4. Do you see what you get, Carla? Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior!?

    1. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Oh, Chocolate Bear...

    2. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Don't you dare to call him Chocolate Bear! He's my Chocolate Bear not yours!

    3. Eetswa

      Eetswa

      I am a real man. And real men can have babies!!

  5. You mean why is there silverware in the pancake draw?

  6. Hooch is crazy...

  7. Someone wrote that she's sick of me saying 'that's what I'm talkin' bout' but sometimes it is what I'm talkin' about

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    2. aron.

      aron.

      Glorious reference. Glorious.

    3. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Oh look, it's the black man and his barely socially accepted white nurse. Oh wait. It's the other way around.

    4. Parading
  8. I feel exactly those feelings too and that's why I keep them inside 'cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain and sometimes is easier to hide.

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    2. dandan1350
    3. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      Guys....

      "No hands."

    4. Tadmonster

      Tadmonster

      I love this show as much as the next guy...but wtf.

  9. Ricky is the Lord of The Craft

  10. http://gyazo.com/5699136616516124100fab6da5742f97 Am I the Lord of the craft yet?
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    2. Ever

      Ever

      archiving old threads spams up my new content button!

    3. dandan1350

      dandan1350

      Good, I live to anger you Ever.

    4. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      More like no life of the craft.

  11. Apparently im a tyrant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    2. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      Remove, Remove, Remove, Remove, Remove.

    3. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      Did I say remove?

    4. Emenzi

      Emenzi

      No, you're dandan1350. Dandan8210 is the tyrant!

  12. Croooooooooooooowleeeeeeeeeeys baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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    2. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      I accept some women but they have to shave their heads and wear non revealing clothing

    3. Kitten

      Kitten

      Sha wore the mens clothing of the sTafy guard and cut her hair short, they still kicked me out @.@

    4. youdude

      youdude

      That sha, is because you need to inject testosterone into your huburis to get accepted.

  13. #CanWeUnbanHimYet?

  14. #FreeCrowley2014

    1. ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      i remember when I got a forum warning for doing something like this. :(

  15. ALL HAIL CHARLIESCOTT

  16. That feel when someone mistakes an Orenian guard force for clerics T^T

  17. Found the first halo game hidden in my cuboard. Awh yis.

    1. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      Halo: Combat Evolved?

    2. MonkeyCoffee
    3. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      He said /First/ Halo game.

  18. http://i.imgur.com/Ho7ctTV.png And dis is why children, we do not let me near photoshop. My first use of it ever...
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