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  1. Jonificus
    "Blank banners wanted. Meet me in the Johannesburg town square if you have what I need and want some more coin in your pockets. -Mithius Dalma."
  2. Jonificus
    sign me up, harry
  3. Jonificus

    So how do we get dyes, friends? Please respond

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    2. Viochemist

      Viochemist

      Flowers.

    3. christian2142

      christian2142

      Flowers are inefficient unless you have whole crap-tons of bonemeal. Beetroots are by far a better alternative to roses if you have the right farming level, or just hunt for some public crop dump chests. 

    4. 2samspan

      2samspan

      It's pretty easy honestly. Most of it comes from farming, but some stuff (like lapis or bone meal) can be gotten through mining or lumberjacking. Talk to an adept+ farmer, they should be able to get you a good amount. I have some I can give if you just need them fast.

  4. Jonificus
    Hrm... @problematic z
  5. Jonificus
    damn :l hope your friend gets better bungo. real sad tbh
  6. Jonificus
    "With him gone I fear for our era of prosperity.. Rest in peace, friend. The Empire owes you a thousand thanks for your service."
  7. Jonificus
    Commissioned by the High Prince Artimec, Guiseppe made haste to create a painting to illustrate the reality of the current situation in a humorous manner. The illatian artist found himself chuckling through the hours and days it took to produce his latest piece. Going on a tour around the Empire with his works, he found it paramount to begin his travels in Linandria. Up on the caravan his companion, a rotund herald, bellows out for all the townsfolk to hear. "Good elves, good elves! Come see! Come see the latest hilarity from the workshop of Guiseppe Spaghettioni!" And so the flamboyant heartlander pulls the curtain, revealing his craft to every soul attending. "Wyvurn's brat back in the rightful grasp of the Dominion! Haw haw! Fight well in the war to come and remind the followers of Tundrak of their place in the realm!" The herald laughs and tags along with Guiseppe and his retinue to the nearby tavern. Guards swiftly take their place around the wagon to make sure no harm is done to the painting.
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    The Dalavician Company ceases the operation of over a dozen sweatshops across the empire and the elven provinces in respect for the worthy opponent. Supposedly the disappearences of wood elven and qalasheen children has also coincidentally stopped overnight. "Enjoy yourself in the Seven Skies, Calabreeni. You've earned your place among the best." Comments local lardy lad solemnly.
  9. Jonificus
    Rivalries, retinues and high society mingling. I'm starting up a band of huntsmen/adventurers up in Haense if you're interested, Harry :)
  10. Jonificus
    Really makes you think
  11. Jonificus
    Mithius looks up from the newspaper and stares longingly at his old sword up on the wall, contemplating joining a good ol' snelf lynching.
  12. Jonificus
    well i don't see any goblin empires around
  13. Jonificus

    Half my skype notifications are baidu links. 

    1. Wendigo

      Wendigo

      Right? Wth is going on.

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Baidu antivirus has finally revealed its true claws and shown up itself as a camputer vairus. protect yoursefles, hide your houses, protect your childrne

    3. Travista

      Travista

      Anschluss mit Sumpfreich

  14. Jonificus
    My views on the subhumans who enjoy ruining a pizza by putting pineapple on it.
  15. Jonificus
    How did you manage to get 500 rep? And how come you don't like me? :l
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  17. Jonificus

    How come there still isn't a LotC Warband mod?

    1. Shalashask

      Shalashask

      >Raid a settlement with more than 4 people
      >Game crashes

    2. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      Because modding is a long and lengthy process, and nobody here has the time to.

  18. Jonificus
    Mithius prepares to make a name for himself in the world of sports.
  19. Jonificus

    Haha, now hold on. Are you telling me that our people used to be Kings and the like?

    1. Shalashask

      Shalashask

      Believe it or not, Sweden used to be ruled by European kings!

  20. Jonificus

    Post what you're listening to!! xoxo

     

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    2. Reeg_

      Reeg_

      I was quite recently listening to Take on Me, though, that's funny. 

    3. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      whats that extract from the bible where harambe saves the child? that in audiobook

    4. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

       

  21. Jonificus
    The Dark Elven trading companies collectively rub their hands together at the prospect of prying into the formerly secluded Haelun'or markets.
  22. Jonificus
    i changed my mind on this lore piece. +1
  23. Jonificus
    Don't make me take off my belt, boy
  24. Jonificus
    Papercut prone private parts
  25. Jonificus

    77 more reps and i achieve 2000:)

    1. Medvekoma

      Medvekoma

      You may praise Cersei for reps. ~10 available each day.

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Time to shitpost like me and Aengoth... come up with something

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