Jonificus

Quite the leap there, friend. Surprisingly enough I don't like Nazi Germany and your notion that I do is quite laughable and disrespectful considering my family history. Life's not fair, and neither is LotC. If you want to bring down the Imperium then think of other ways than war (as you have never been very successfull on that front). The enemy at the gates isn't always the most dangerous one.

This is from an IC point of view, the orcs we've been at war with have painted a good enough picture of the entire race for us. Wouldn't want to let them grow back up again and seek revenge. Sorta like why the middle east was split up the way it was after the fall of the ottomans, to make sure they didn't gang up again and become a problem in the future.

I want to see a benching duel between adam and nathan barnett.

dette er ei jævla syndefull møkkapost hva faen erru driver med din tufs du ødelegger det australske rykte jæ trornte du kan fatte hvordan det er å ta sæ en årntli Mækkern gilde nårru har grusomme tømmermenn etter ei sterk tur på fylla eller å ----[Incomprehensible] ----. vedder på at du hakke dratt på tokt etter no dram etter brun barene har stengt dørane og langt ifra harru prøvd å late som du gir faen i foppalen mens drittungane flyr rundt bena pårræ E eller annen dag så skarru få dæ tidenes juling av en kødd som sto opp på feil side av senga mens'n har promilla til en brisen polakk å da skarru få vite hva slags tabbe du har snubla i, horunge. there. you never said what language to translate to xdd

Stay at home. Get a job. Save up. Buy the essentials for moving out in good time before considering it. Save up. Save some more. Don't feel pressured to drink. EDIT: Learn to love cheaper alternatives. Money's not an issue for me but I'm rather frugal so I've grown quite fond of a low cost brand that makes foods and treats that pretty much taste the same as everything else. Nothing wrong with saving money!..... But don't skimp on the shoe budget. Ever.

The Dalavician Company looks greedily at the old Mages Guild hall.

Hey people, my tempskin is not adequate enough for permanent use for my aspiring wizard man. If a skin artist could help me out I would be very pleased and reward you how you'd like. Reference and request will be in the spoiler!

Moved to noted feedback

Why did it take so long to do something so vital? @Calioos

are you actually black?

Mithius Dalma starts up Dumb Stauntbucks in retaliation, citing parody law in his defense.

The Dark Elven Merchants' Association frowns upon the prospect of more taxes.

The latest sandk1ng meme hasn't yielded a single reputation point in 40 minutes. Is this the end of the Brazilian memelord's monopoly on shitposts?

Grand Mayor Karl smiles brightly at his reunion with his liege lord.

Don't tell my friends.

Black Sails. Arrested Development. Black Mirror

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Mithius rubs at his chins, contemplating getting a degree in law to help him in his shrewd business ventures. "I'll defend myself in court when the day comes someone gets the gall to sue me." Name: Mithius Dalma Age: 302 Race: Ashen dark elf Subject you wish to major in: Law

Fyrstekake. That feel when you take the first bite

Oh my ****, we have pavlova here too. Orgasmic food.

Norwegian cuisine is... Interesting. You can try the lapskaus, a favorite dish of mine. And there is also the good ol' Julegrøt! Porridge with cinnamon, sugar and a slice of butter in the middle! Traditionally eaten in the winter, around Christmas time. And if you're a fan of Norwegian porridge then why not try something we stole from the Danish! Riskrem! or Risalamande as they call it... Beware though, the feeling of being full drops on you like a bomb and it's highly addictive, so it's pretty much heroine but as food. And on the topic of christmas, why not enjoy one of the hundreds of Norwegian baked goods that caused our infamous butter shortage crisis a few years back! Krumkake! I eat an absurd amount of these every Christmas. The sweet taste of krumkake is what convinced me there must be some kind of divine being above us.