Fire alarm went off in my dorm. Somebody started making ramen and let it burn to the point of lots of smoke. Thanks person in my dorm, I will find you, and I will kill you.
During my freshman year there were 4 times the fire alarm went off at our dorms. 3/4 times it was my floor. 2 times it was my roommate. All 4 times it was due to popcorn.