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Amorphbutt

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  1. People should keep OOC to a minimum. We have a website for OOC fights

  2. People should keep their doors closed, Antags might get in.

    1. Lym

      Lym

      No worries, lad.

      They don't have accepted VAs for 1b

      : )

    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      (send help antag broke into my hut. bring taco bell)

  3. The Antagonists are going to war against everyone because the Hightowers created a plan b for when the entire Hightower genepool's tainted with elven blood; they would get sperm banks in the north, and when in time, they'd impregnate all human women with that sperm, creating new HIghtower-Abominations.

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    2. MonkeyCoffee
    3. Wretched

      Wretched

      The gatehouse is the antagonist. All who have suffered to it will know what I mean...

  4. Contrary to popular belief, Blundermore's beard is not natural; most of it is horse hair extensions.

    1. Lark

      Lark

      Blasphemy.

  5. "CARPE JVGVLVM! CARPE JVGVLVM!"

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Translation: "Go for the throat! Go for the throat!"

    2. ~≈Panda≈~
  6. Ah, the fun of having a master smith for a character... that's a darkie.

  7. *Dalam Ienith walked into Leumalin, when a note caught his eye. Walking up to it, he pulled it off the bolt it was helping it stay on the wall. Interesting... he thought as he stabbed the paper back through the bolt, walking away* Given name (RP name): Dalam Ienith (Skype name if you have one): Ionmaster.113 True name(MC name): Ionmaster Race: Dark elf, Mali'ker. Authentic magic user?(accepted magic user?): No. If so what form of magic ye use?: This is a bit unnecessary, now isn't it? Do ye seek adventure, knowledge, and companionship?: Yes, I do, as it would allow me to learn more, and add more to my knowledge. All applying will be apply for the applicant position. However should you pass that stage what profession might you take on? Note that if you want to learn magic you must speak to a Delver Arcanist personally: I would try to take on the profession of being a smith. What combat skills have ye? I have skill swordsmanship, archery, pole-arms, and smithing. Short Response for all Applicants, write how ye would respond: 1.) You come across a massive ruin of ancient design, strange sounds and lights emanate from within. Curiosity can sometimes be a dangerous thing. But, then again, so can fear. I would enter the ruin, trying to stay focused at the task at hand; discover what was making the noises and lights, study, or if I could, take it, then leave the ruin, and inform others that would be better equipped than I of the place so that further study could take place. 2.)While at a local bar you see two dark hooded figures in the corner discussing in a whispered conversation. You can't quite make out what they're saying but you clearly hear the word "artifact". Hushed voices and secrets are always so interesting, I would think. I would be intrigued after I heard a mention of the word 'artifact'. I would then go up to them, and sit down, asking if they could tell me more. However, due to them speaking in hushed voices, I would suspect not; who in their right mind would tell a random stranger what they were planing? But, if they did, I would try to become a part of this band... until the time was right for me to leave, with treasure, or with my life. 3.)Walking down the Anthos Highway you come across a masked man with a sword threatening a hooded figure, claiming he is a necromancer. Stupidity and fear always mixed so well together in the minds of people, be them elves, humans, dwarves, orcs, halflings, or kharajyr. I would think that the 'necromancer' in question was just an unfortunate mage, possibly a conjurer of some sort, be prosecuted for what he or she was not. I would then try to subdue the human threatening the hooded person, allowing the mage to go. But if I was wrong... well, lets say that there'd be far more ghouls in Anthos.
  8. And adopted by Celthorn without any say in the matter. Whoo, this'll be fun. Hope you druids like to watch the Grove burn down.

  9. You forget one rule, the most important rule, the rule that must never be broken, the rule that must never be asked, or thought of. RULE 52... Don't eat bread, it makes you fat.
  10. Druids are now debating to kill my dark elf child. Woo, go druids... you butt-wipes.

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    2. Bethykinss

      Bethykinss

      It wouldn't load the server or website for me, it only works on my phone. :( I wish I could of traumatised the child *Sigh*

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Loggin' off in th' middle of RP. Cripes!

    4. Fid

      Fid

      ^^^ You should have been there... it was grand.

  11. Druids are now debating to kill my dark elf child. Woo, go druids... you butt-wipes.

  12. Druids are scary. They give drugs to children, try to put children in the Pleasure Cave, talk about gay sex in front of children, and scare me so much to run away, arms flailing.

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    2. Merkaken
    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Vol, you did. IT WAS HEAVILY IMPLIED!

    4. Ezo Karasuga

      Ezo Karasuga

      I need to be a druid...

  13. We don't need antagonists, just get a guild made up of Knox, the Perfectionist, and gobo-halfling hybrids and we'd be set for years. And that gobo inside a dead bear, don't forget 'bout 'im!

    1. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      We have a guild with Knox and the Perfectionist. You just don't know about it yet...

  14. Every single night's a fight, in my brain~

  15. [*goes into Cyberman mode* YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. Anyways, on a more serious note, I kinda see this as a great way for new RP. No one can get enough of xenophobic High Elves with an irrational fear for... everything!]
  16. I wanna make a druid character. Starting from kiddy to adulthood. DRUID! GET PREGNANT! RAISE ME NOW.

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    2. Fid

      Fid

      Funny that you say that, actually... the Arch Druid is fixing on having a child in the near future. PM me.

    3. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      Be Gavin's child? Ewwww... :3

    4. Fid

      Fid

      ^^ Be Arzota's paramour? Ewwww ... :3

  17. This makes me want to make a forest dwarf, +1~
  18. There's no such thing as female orcs, only orcs with tumors on their chest.

  19. "I bring the nightmares to your restless sleep."

  20. Fun in the Kha' chat.

  21. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

    1. Space

      Space

      I fart in your general direction.

    2. GloryorSolitude

      GloryorSolitude

      Begone, before I taunt you a second time.

  22. Defiance is awesome. *runs off as an Irathient, sniping nearby NPCs*

  23. So, I ask Cleverbot which it prefers, Muffins or Cupcakes. It chooses Rainbow Cupcakes.

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