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Amorphbutt

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  1. Wooo! Destroyed the fragile peace in between the Hightowers and the Kharajyr! I LOVE THIS PLACE!

  2. Yay! Maimed a mother!

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      and now my son is being raised by high elves T_T

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Yeah, about that. . .

  3. What if the Creator is actually Iblees and he just wanted to screw with the humans so much into making them worship him.

  4. High Elves are fabulous cookies dipped in the best poisons ma- elve- High Elves have to offer

  5. High Elves aren't racist, they just don't like people that aren't as pretty as themselves.

    1. Samler

      Samler

      What? That is not why! We hate everyone equaly!

  6. *is bombarded by PMs IG, grabs shotgun*

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      People should keep their /tells closed, Trolls might get in. *shoots a troll trying to crawl in*

    2. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Did somebody say, Troll? Muck, Godrim and Grimbog'll getcha.

  7. *pokes beetle* "Hi, my name is Catbug, what's yours?"

  8. Mi ib makin gobo tu bi friendz wif puuny pinkehz (halflings).

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    2. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      Correction, you're making friends with the tiny humans, Halflings are in Lenfarthing.

    3. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      Another character, Ion? :S

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Yes monkey. Another. It will be some time before I finish him though. Lots of planning to do ^w^

  9. [iC] Name: Si'Janehsi [iC] Subrace: Kha'Cheetrah [iC] Gender: Female [iC] Age: 25 [OOC] Username: Ionmaster [OOC] Accepted VA numbers: 2abc and 3ab
  10. Orc-Halfling. It must happen.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      The halfling mum would asplode. And it wouldn't be an orc orc, more like a gobo :P

    3. Tayelikel

      Tayelikel

      ^ hence why they need an orcan mother

    4. Amorphbutt
  11. The reason why humans live older than 80-90 in LOTC: The whole race is made up of half elves (which does nothing, and makes it worse)

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    2. Lita

      Lita

      "Humans are the shortest lived race in all of Anthos, the curse of Iblees limiting them to less than two centuries, with most living no longer than 150 years." - Wiki

    3. Bucky_24

      Bucky_24

      80-90 makes sense, we live in a world of Magic. Such as healing powers that real medieval people didn't possess

    4. Temp

      Temp

      Not worth dictating how any particular people should play their characters.

  12. I love being evil

  13. Outside of the forests of Leumalin, if anyone go deep enough into it, you shall find a clearing. And for some reason, it smells of death. Flies in massive amounts buzz above and around a figure lying against a tree, it seemingly not moving. As you get closer, the smell of rotting flesh increases, causing you to gag at the putrid aroma of dead body. But once you get a clear look at the body, the horror arises within you. A well maimed, dead elf lies there, a large jagged wound on his left leg, maggots within, feasting upon the dead flesh of this elf, an ear cut off, lying on the ground beside his feet. His nose, on his lap, dry blood all over his mouth, and lower face, flies swarming around it, maggots, and various insects all over his body. Yet the horror doesn't end there. The upper lip of this poor creature is partially cut off, hanging by a strip of flesh, swinging as the flies go on and off of it. His throat is cut open, clearly revealing what killed this poor being. Yet, besides a large amount of blood in the area, and on the tree, there is no sign of whom killed this innocent elf, other than footmarks on the ground, too soggy with the blood from this man to see. Elves of Malinor beware, for death has come.
  14. Meow chicka meow meow.

  15. I will kill the next person who uses Rhia's avatar.

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    2. ryno2

      ryno2

      too late

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *kills them both, leaving Rhia in a ankle deep pile of carnage*

    4. Rhia

      Rhia

      OI! These were my nice ban boots .-. now they are all bloody and I didn't get to ban anyone.

  16. "A leet'awl burdie tawld Janehsi dawt aypes liekd dere e'awrs~ Le'awts see haw dey leik unleh hawv'awn wan!"

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Janehsi on torturing an elf, right before cutting off an ear.

  17. *walks up to find the Leumalin gates closed* "Okay, who is at war with Malinor this time?"

  18. The invasion of the Caelria has begun.

  19. High Elves don't breathe, they just gasp. Often.

    1. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      Ehh... sorry, nope.

    2. Lago

      Lago

      Another screenshot for the pile...

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Shhh, Syth, Shh.

  20. Banned for having exactly 878 posts. Unoriginal much?
  21. Knox feeds upon the tears of young children and the blood of everything. -Trufax.

    1. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Radec /actually/ feeds on the tears of children, ask anyone in the thieves guild. Knox just sits on rooftops eating the insides of his pumkin.

    2. Praetor

      Praetor

      Knox is a silly foo'

  22. I go sleep now. Bai bai, High Elves, kharajyr, hoominz, pointy-eared hoominz, short fat things, walking cacti, hairy-footed rat people.

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      And green bastards

  23. No, Raska. You no get sleep. Go.

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