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Anybody else play DayZ Standalone still?
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Its much better, they even optimized it to where I can get a TON of frames in huge cities.
They made zombies better, hitboxes are better, new AI and UI stuff, sounds are redone, lots of guns you can get and a proper balanced loot system where its hard to find loot and the like properly etc. They got wolves that hunt in packs and stuff like that too. It took them awhile but its prtty fun.
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Vanessa shot her head over to where the crash had sounded. If it was her stupid ass ex-boyfriend again she was going to… ****.
“Well hello Vanessa.”
It was Barry. The little fucker had flown right through the glass of her window, completely shattering it. Now he was hovering just inside the room. His tiny little bee arms crossed in anger. Triple ****.
“Hey Baby.” Vanessa tried as she awkwardly stumbled over to the small bee man. “I was just thinking of you.”
“Bullshit.” Barry growled. “You were going to drink some honey. I told you about the honey bro.”
“But Barry I just…” Vanessa started.
“No. “ Barry interrupted. “I told you about the honey and all the trouble us bees go through just to have you guys go and eat that **** up. I mean Jesus Vanessa. What the ****? You know about all the pain and ****. You know what we do all day? We make honey. Everyday. All day. Until we die. Even bee Larry King.”
“Barry I’m sorry I just had to…” Vanessa tried explaining again. She couldn’t handle this right now. Tears started welling up in her eyes.
“I’m sorry Vanessa but I just can’t. I thought you were different.” Barry interrupted again. Turning away in exasperation he continued. “I just, Vanessa, I loved you. I wanted to get bee married to you!”
“Oh Barry! I love you too. Please don’t go! I want to have weird human/bee babies with you!!” Vanessa exclaimed, throwing herself into Barry’s tiny little bee arms. All six of them.
“Oh Vanezza oh!” Barry exclaimed in his endearing bee accent as he caught Vanessa in his arms. “I’m so sorry I exploded at you. It’s just ever since Adam’s stinger accident…”
“Shhhhhhhhhh…” Vanessa shush papped Barry as she brought a finger to his bee lips. “I understand. It was wrong of me to drink your honey after all of the trouble you went through to make it a thing.”
Then Vanessa and Barry kissed a kiss so passionate that it broke all the laws of physics. Just like bees do every time they lift their fat little bodies off the ground. Physics man, those rules were meant to be broken. Like in Footloose. Or Ghost. I mean come on, ghosts can’t make pottery. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
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I wish I could have a rather nice and resize-able rectangular picture like we used to be able to on the old forums. That would be fantastic. Too bad the sizing and cropping is oddly broken.
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The siege engine capable of launching a 90 kilogram object over 300 meters
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Good luck to anyone else who does Retail during this awful month.
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It's been four hours and the snow has not built up yet on the bottom of my screen. I am of disappoint.
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Devs please make it so the snow on the bottom of the screen keeps building up until the forums are useless that would be great (^:
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Wana shoot magic missiles and request mana potions loudly? Join the Enchantry today.
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Why in the absolute **** is the max crafting stack size for Oak Doors 1? Who thought of that? Seriously?
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If anyone plays a mage character and is interested:
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Working blackfriday is gon be great (^:
