iris1612

Tried to frame me for cannibalism and murder once +1

Do you want to be best friends with Parion and Gus? Why the **** not amirite What is your favourite colour? Brown What’s your favorite pizza topping? Meaty, meaty, delicious italian sausage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do you believe in magic? Yes Is bisexuality a myth, in your opinion? (stop triggering me parion) That makes me a myth. So, yes Curly hair or straight hair? Jewfro all the way (curly) The Final Round: Who is the better half of the memedom? Gus, obviously.

a great man 7/10

((Hi, I do not know what the "Oyashima" are but the link redirects me to the Eastern Race post. You have not, do not, and will not ever have any affiliation with this race. Please remove all mentions of this race until you are actually given permission to use them or have any people of that actual culture (you do not). Furthermore, while the Tsu, Yoshida, and Karasuga may be families, they are NOT Easterner clans. The Easterner clans are Kato, Ishikawa, Inoue, Sato, Tadayoshi, Sano, and Shimazu, all of which are currently inactive and placed rply in Aeldin. Of course, rply you are free to put forth a claim of being a clan but this may not be taken well. Also, if you're going by Easterner lore, the Katana is a perfectly valid weapon to use. Thanks.)) Fujimura II Sano frowns in Aeldin, hearing news of this strange place. He goes to relay the news to his kinsmen. ((EDIT: I know this sounds rude and I know it may be frustrating when you're trying to bring genuine rp back and there's people like me trying to cockblock you, but lots of us from that original Eastern Race want it to stay dead, at least for now. Imagine if you were a White Roseman and people kept on trying to bring it back, except every time they tried it died out without making any progress? That's how many of us feel. When you try to force our lore into your posts, you're trying to force us to revive or race and we're perfectly happy with it being dead. It's one thing if you want to bring it back- I encourage you to do so! But the way you choose to go about it is frustrating.))

It's cool lore but as alty said, nothing really unique about it. The race themselves are monkey kha, the lore is essentially just easterner lore. Doesn't seem like it would add anything but one more race for Oreners to make into rugs tbh.

"One less genocidal Wood Elf to worry about.." Jakarra mumbles "Still seems a shame."

Jakarra laughs, shouting up amiably to the Wood Elf : "Firstly- It's a Goddess, no' a God. Secondly, we know dat she is a Daemon, we worship her anyways. She created us, she is ouah mudder, she has given us great gifts and we know she has great power. So why should we no' worship her? It is no different than the Paladins who are gifted by Xan, or the Augurs of Yeu Rthulu, except that she is the moder of ouah entire race. You are a xenophobic fool, and more blind than de Old Sage Mukar!"

Are you a musician? If yes, what instrument(s) do you play? What's your favorite genre of music? Why do you hate truth, justice, and the american way? What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Is it true that you singlehandedly created ISIS and terrorism?

Should Kha be exterminated? What's ur opinion of me? Do u even know who I am? My dad is a very influential lawyer, did u know that? You can beat me up but I'll sue you don't hurt me im a coward

Should I continue my daily bleach diet? My doctor told me it's "unhealthy", but I read on the internet that it detoxifies your whole body (I only use organic, gluten free & vegan non-gmo bleach, of course).

Accepted, report to the Tultelkos immediately.

Word of warning- Oren is going to stomp you and your entire guild with in 2 weeks unless you garner major support from other player nations. A sudden new guild will be viewed as a dangerous transgression by all nations (as can be seen clearly on this thread) and your guild will be destroyed, your land conquered, and your people butchered by the end of the next month. I know you have a pre-existing guild that you want to work with but each and every one of you should spend tim rping in lotc before you start an independent guild. I implore you not to make a guild charter this early, you will be utterly crushed.

What birdnerdy said exactly. If I want a fief plot to support me and my people, I can't build even a road leading to it. I can't make a bridge that leads towards it, or clear the forests to make a path to it. If I want farms in my fief, I can barely have any buildings since wheat takes up so much room, and the plots are so damnably small. Not all is bad, though.

Vincent prepares to haunt the **** out of his wretched, ungrateful son

This is a raunchy meme like do gms honestly think that people are going to post on their main social media accounts about Lordofthecraft? Really? Have yall never heard people going "Sorry if I leave suddenly, my roommate might come back," or "If my buddies find out about lotc I'll be a social coutast forever" cause I hear a **** ton of that

MEGAPOST TIME!

"What about Ser Kincaid?" Says Brandon

I mean this is a godawful quiz full of questions that make no sense like "Abstract art that doesn't represent anything shouldn't be considered art at all." Seriously, how is asking me about ******* abstract art supposed to say if I'm left or right wing? I mean, I know what results the quiz would give for either answer but nonetheless it's absurd.

MaxGemini

If the next dlands city isn't called Klerksdorp I'm ddosing you

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Accepted. Report to the Tultelkos as soon as possible.