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I personaly just want to get over the bandit entcounters as quickly as possible because I don’t see any enjoyment from these things since the latest meetings ended with “Items and then die”. Why should I care when I get killed afterall. That of course, hurts the players who want to provide the good kind of bandit roleplay where they actively rp with their victims and do different things beside the usual “Give items and then die”. Villain roleplay is not easy and it has a lot of risks, but players who choose to rp a bandit as example should know these risks because like in all media etc., a bandit has the risk to get caught and get killed. Actual bandits are in need to prepare beforehand and can’t count on brute force all the time.

The ocean is a scary place and I don’t even like. But this magic is lovely written and full of details I adore and I would like to witness in a roleplay experience, also for some reason I like it that one rule of the tenets said, that you do not keep the magic as a secret and hoard it.

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MC-Name: FactButt Character Name: Veldryn Uuthlini Age: Over 300 Race: Dark Elf Hometown: None Possible Goals to achieve: Assistance Wanted Role/Job: Medic Discord: DoctorLalveFactButt#0064

This actually looks really interesting and could give the players a oppurtunity to “augment” their characters in other fashionable ways beside the current Druidism and Golemancy things. I personally see no problem with magical creations that have no combat purpose and are purely fashion based and of course it gives a “Cyberpunk” feeling, but that is not relevant as the progression of magical possibilities on this server has to go forward somehow.

Veldryn has no idea what’s going on because he has no clue about anything spiritual beside his daily bathroom routine.

A new note is pinned under the note. “Sold! I’ll contact you some day soon.”

The Boogie Man is my most unrelateable, sarcastic son of a giraffe who has no reason for existence beside being a annoyance that managed to destroy too many important things and that because he just was bored and wanted some fun. It’s a character who I always can come back to because of the option of having no actual goal to follow and just enjoying the roleplay that happens with his Sheogorath alike attitude.

A very peculiar fellow slaps a note underneath that note. I like your name, maybe I slap you as my commander. Give me a reason to show up and I shall show up. Love, Boogie A very amazing note is underneath the note. Give me a reason to be with you and I shall be with you. Love, Boogie A not so amazing note is under the note. Do you have cheese and carrots? Other than that, do you have another reason for me to be with you? So many people to choose from. Love, Boogie

Once more, another unforunate paper comes across a tree and maybe a town this time but who knows what this paper is about. Don’t look at it or look at it. You look at it and it is very unfortunate as it’s written in the style of a newspaper. Boogie Times Vol. 2 I’m totally a very normal and very gentleman alike person and I am offering my extremely skilled service for something different and that is being a butler. That’s something like a slave but with more style and fashion and who you pay. But I am totally not a ordinary butler who wears black and is always the murder suspect, no. I am a different kind of butler. Ever wanted to creep and spook your friends with a sidekick who is serving you tea and looks like it will eat the soul of your enemies? Then I am your spookness. I’m not only looking like a Scarecrow, I am a Scarecrow. Get your personal Scarecrow Butler today for the price of only one humanoid soul. (Negotiable) I already wear my own costume. I am always smiling. I tell bad jokes. Just write your offer below and maybe we get into contact. I am reading everything. Love, Boogie

Whoever was unfortunate enough to even come across this writing that kinda resembles a page from a newspaper might be a little confused on what is going on right now. Welcome to Vol. One of Boogie Times Situation 1: The return of flavor itself It’s very accepted that the acceptable exception of unacceptable events has it’s exception and acceptance of the unacceptability. What I am trying to say is that I am trying to find a place for tea parties. Yes, you read it right my fellow and adorable little people that came across this writing because you were too bored to go even further into the next ghost town. I am a very adorable, yet flamboyant and totally not suspicious Scarecrow with one simple goal and that is tea itself. The taste of tea is a wonderful mixture and moisture of the finest nature can offer and you can steal from. Nobody is willing to forget the acceptable and wonderful feeling they get when they grow up and taste tea for the very first time in their life while destroying Druidism. It’s smell is that from the heavens and mostly combines different kinds of flavors in one mixture of amazingly and beautiful combinational combination. You can’t forget the first time you moved out of the oddly constructed building with sandstone and people crouching and sniffing you while you think of killing millions once more. For the first time the tea hit me in the head and I have met ultimately the first people since centuries of my coming out, I mean coming back. The tea was amazing in it’s taste and the people surrounded me with amazing and confused faces I have never seen before in my warm life, that turned boring because I wait for a specific flavor and somehow have to pass the time. Even the tea itself used to declare me as their mortal enemy and I am honored that my return has caused a interest of being murdered once more. The travel for the goal of tea continued on and I came across roads of flowers and stone, I tried to mix the different taste of such a view. In the end I was disappointed that nothing was fulfilling on my way to unknown locations of tea endgame. Finally, a place where tea was clustered enough, but I was afraid of even taste the flavor of the mixture in my delicious looking mouth. For the first time ever in my existance, I felt kind of disappointed in my sense of tea, so I moved on with my world to another destination, yet I shall never forget the tea in my mind. I shall remind the people of old ages that they no longer have to hide from their desire for tea and instead rise up for the goal to return and return back to the parties that were ancient and traditional in their universe. Of course I am also trying to find a location for tea parties. Situation 2: The Casino flamboya extremis agrentoli Upon discovering the taste of symmetric kinds of tea, I came across another flavor and that was a throne I never sat upon. I took a seat on the throne and felt the taste of the throne was nothing compared to the previous tea I tasted before. Unfortunately, I was interrupted and somebody interrupted my interruption because of their own taste and I dislike the taste of others, nobody tastes good and all taste the same. I always wanted to make a Casino, so why don’t turn the whole world into one gigantic casino? I mean money is money, you could say that I can turn myself into a prophet of profit. But never forget the tea you enjoyed in the past, you should always never forget the taste itself. I destroyed the Cloud Temple once. Of course a casino is a wonderful idea in the book, let’s make it real and combine the two flavors of tea and casino in one big bundle and never destroy elven kind once again, because that happened before. I have been worshipped by the tea before, but now I have even gained my first follower of the tea and I thought of myself as a carrot that flies in the wind and slowly slides into the dirt to feel more high up and having the high ground as a example. I am also trying to find a location for tea parties. Situation 3: Anthem Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. The tea uses the flavor, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Supreme Overlord of Fashion and Tea, know the true power of the tea. I never was defeated and I won at the end. But I, Supreme Overlord of Fashion and Tea, will cleanse this place of their impurity. I am also trying to find a location for tea parties. Situation 4: Carrot Bring me carrots. Conclusion: Since my return to the flavor of the realm, I have tasted boring stuff that was unspeakable terror that I can’t imagine. Maybe it’s time to spice up the tea with more carrot and rise up my children, rise up and unshackle the shackles of shackling and impurity. Rise and defeat your inner self and return to the world of Boogie! The Boogie is a Woogie in the Oogie you shall never pass to whoopie. I am also trying to find a location for tea parties. End of Vol. 1

“It was a grand fight against the mighty squirrel army of the majestic forest of Alderyn. The elves had no idea how to react to such a force from a ancient family of the squirrels as they were large in number and much more prepared than they thought. Soon the squirrel commander Sir. Nutcracker the First called for the attack and the nut bombs were thrown out of the trees and onto the elves. But who would’ve known that the elves had a spy and a assassin in the ranks of the squirrels, instead of winning the war of the mighty squirrel empire, their emperor was murdered by the assassin and the squirrels had to flee the fight and depart into the deep forest. Some say the squirrels prepare for a revenge, only the future will tell the tale of the mighty and supreme squirrel empire.” Said a overly flamboyant looking Scarecrow.

“That’s as classy and legendary as it can get. Orcs rule.” Says a extremely fabulous and colorful piece of dark elven man at nothing but himself.

:OOC: MC Name: FactButt MC name of those living with you: None :RP: Head of household: Nihil Family/individuals staying: None Number of Children: None Would you be willing for shared housing: Yes