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hellfiazz

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  1. Buubztik sends more letters around that claim to be a sequel to the Fenn letter "Und avter dey levt, duh nuut'twiggehz blah'd dey wunted tuh flat ull duh znuw'twiggehz! Mi, Buubztik'Lur zwear un mi honur dat diz am truu! Alzu, mi fink'd dat violunz wuz impyur? Hah kohm duh nuutiz blah dey wuz gun flat znuu'twiggehz juzt fur blah'n wurdz dey nub lyk?"
  2. I learnt blah as I made my first Orc. Literally an hour after I started playing Buubztik, he had the thickest blah there was. I'm pretty proud of that. pls dont take muh blah.
  3. Looks like the terrorists have won folks, because we can't look at one without ****ting ourselves.

  4. 0/10 Rubbish music rubbish gif rubbish link. poor show.
  5. High Shaman Rusk’Dom calls for a meeting of great importance, with the presence of the leaders of the Enrohk’s and Orgon’s cults; Prophet Buubztik’Lur and the former High Shaman, Malog’Yar. Rusk stands up and speaks to the attendees of the meeting. “Az mi firzt akt az High Zhaman, mi inztayte duh kult ub Enrohk uz duh prymuri kult, agh Buubztik’Lur mi Shunkri Zhaman! Mi nekzt akt wull bi diz: duh furzt Muyakelg byndin! Duh powur uf duh Muyakelg huz been hiddun uhway fur tuu lung! En diz ritual wi wull kall furth gakh Zpiridz frum biyund! Wid da aziztance ob Shunkri Zhaman Buubztik’Lur da Urukz wull bi riunytid wib der anzenzturz, agh unze mure wi wull bi FEER’D!” The High Shaman sits amongst the orcish crowd that has come to watch, as he closes his eyes and chants, his own spirit slowly crossing into the ancestral plane. As he arrives, Rusk walks amongst a group of three Spirits, who appear to be brothers, reminiscing their days in life. As he approaches them, they all turn to him in unison, and the eldest of the three speaks in a deep voice. “Aurok-dushul, lat hu-na frumz vend?” Rusk nods, and responds. “Hu-na marr latim, agh vendan latim na aurok tufim.” The three spirits frown, and question Rusk’s statement. After some time, the three spirits agree to do so, and the eldest once again speaks. “Ubat hu-na aurok-vend” The spirits reveal their names in turn to Rusk, and in doing so give the shaman dominion over them. Rusk’s mind returns back to the realm of mortals, and as he awakes he finds Buubztik talking with the meeting attendees as he buries a large collection of bones, some orcish, some unidentifiable, under the sand, and covers them in a strange murky looking mixture. 3 days later, Buubztik, Malog and Rusk return to the spot the bones were buried. Buubztik digs them up, and carries them over to the remains of an Orcish bonfire. He places them around the embers in a circle, and then pulls out some tongs. Whilst Rusk chants and blesses each of the bones, Buubztik uses the tongs to examine each bone, one after the other. After they both finish, both Buubztik and Malog places the bones into skeletons that resemble some form of strange creature. They then use leather and flesh to sew the bones together, and then cover them in oil and gold dust, covering the eyes. Rusk lights up some incense, and breathes in a large portion of it. He then brings a straw to his mouth. He then breathes the smoke into each of the skeletons’ eyes, and then shouts out to the sky. “Duh zpirit ub Strigz kum nuw uz mi Muyakelg! Latz wull bi uh ztrungizt ob dem ohl! Az wuz en lyf, iz zuu avtur lyf! Kum nuw agh joyn latz uruk bruddahz unze mure! Duh zpirit ub Gajum kum wib latz bruddah agh bi amung duh uzg ub duh libin! Duh zpirit ub Rigat mayk nuw bruddahz wib duh urukz ub diz tik!” Rusk slams his staff into the ground as Buubztik lights the skeletons, which suddenly erupt into flame. The fire seems to flow along the skeletons like a fluid, and as it does so, flesh grows on the bones, making them take full shape. The creatures arise from the flames, and test out their new bodies as they stretch and gaze around the desert. The Muyakelgs These Muyakelgs were each followers of different spirits in life, and that faith has in turn transferred into their reincarnation as Muyakelgs, with their forms being suited to their spiritual alignment. Strigz, the strongest, (played by Tsuyose) is aligned to Enrohk, and is under Buubztik'Lur's control. Gajum, the eldest, (played by PtahWithin) is aligned to Drelthok, and is under Rusk'Dom's control. Samund, the youngest, (played by susitsu) is aligned to Orgon, and is under Malog'Yar's control. Each muyakelg follows the restrictions outlined in this thread. As each Muyakelg was made by a T5 equivalent Witch Doctor and Lutauman, they are at the full strength stated in said thread. As well as this, due to their alignment they get a small amount of replenishment from being in the presence of the aspects they are aligned to. (E.g. Strigz would gain a small amount of energy from being near bloodlust, savagery or war)
  6. Giving Orcs a high-five before killing them would be nice.
  7. Buubztik sighs as he cures yet another of the infected masses. "Skah'z zayk, dey juzt kihp kohmin."
  8. Buubztik faints from the intense racism. No, it wasn't plague exhaustion.
  9. ((MC Name: HELLFIAZz Name: Rothgar Grandaxe Put an 'X' next to your vote Odin Ireheart ((greener161)) X Reklu Grandaxe ((Recon_Soldier96)) Astakhov Goldhand ((Thoak_Sludgefist))
  10. Buubztik wonders what's up with all these characters who know what each other's thinking. ((EDIT: High Elves are already crazy as hell, there's not much room for more crazy))
  11. The High Elves did this to make the stocks of their rival factions collapse dramatically, creating a profit for them.

    1. Neri

      Neri

      g-goyim are o-onto us...

    2. Bobby123
    3. Kirrekith

      Kirrekith

      THE GOYIM KNOW... SHUT IT DOWN!

  12. Name: Rothgar Grandaxe ((Username: HELLFIAZz)) Nomination: Odin Ireheart
  13. Who might I talk to about getting it so Witch Doctors can also cure disease? We not only have healing blessings, but have a blessing specifically tied to curing disease.

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    2. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      Ah right, I thought it was part of the plugin or something. I will do so.

    3. Damara Megido

      Damara Megido

      私は魔女です!しかし、私の治療法を取得するには、まず私とセックスを持っている必要があります。

    4. MintyBirds

      MintyBirds

      Damara, what are you doing here?

  14. I am a good Christian boy, I never drink. But I was responding to that guy with orange text who mistakenly said evocationists can manipulate their evoked elements.
  15. Buubztik hastily dances through Vekaro laughing and singing as his glorious Orcish constitution makes him much more resistant to the plague than the human.
  16. Buubztik's meta-senses tingle, and he sends out a skygod message demanding he be included in Heinrik's chronicles as the single person that got him the title of King.
  17. Me thinked that you couldn't properly manipulated with evocation, more just evoke in a rough shape and throw.
  18. How stupid do you have to be to post screenshots of yourself with a hacked client?

    1. Dizzy771
    2. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      Dawg, don't bring the drama to the statuses. No need.

    3. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      le dreaded optifine/forge hacks !!!!

  19. As pretty much everyone else is saying, it's OOC attitudes, not victory posts. As of late we're starting to see that attitude going away and the war becoming less OOC-motivated and much more light-hearted and actually fun. I really hate the divide the war caused, and it's due to perpetrators on both sides that either take things far too seriously or make things far too trolly, but removing victory posts won't do much to help that. Also, locking victory posts as soon as they're made just makes the losing side more bitter, as they feel that they're basically being prevented from speaking out against some hyperbole about how the winning side annihilated when in reality they're usually well-matched fights.
  20. WUR FUR KRUG! BLUD FUR KRUG! VIKTURI FUR KRUG! ((Good fight, humans. That fight was one of the better ones in terms of attitudes on both sides))
  21. You cannot stifle the voice of flawless victory.

    1. IrishPerson

      IrishPerson

      I'll give ya' that one.

    2. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      Love you potato man

    3. IrishPerson
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