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Buubztik would be the best teacher at all three classes, he thinks to himself as he reads the poster.

"Nub. Prububli juzt Ramakhet guuin un uh wyuld azh."

A large black-skinned Orc with a clearly very real moustache walks up to Kais "Mi hurd uhbowd diz Uruk blah'd Buubztik, peepul blah hi am hozh'izt zultmun evur."

Buubztik grumbles "Zowndz lyk pinkie niid tuh gruw uh pehr."

The role play reason behind the emergence of this new land should totally be that Buubztik, as hero-god of mortal-kind, parted the seas and rose the land to create 3.5.5. Any other reasoning is inferior.

Buubztik grows frustrated as he reads the letter "KUN ZUM'AZH PLIZ EKZPLAYN WUB DUH SKAH UH DROWT AM?!"

Buubztik pops his head out of the ground behind Kalenz. "Wy lat kehr Kaylunz? Latz zhud prububli bi mur kunzurn'd wib duh putenzhul kulapz ub latz kehrfuhli kunztruktid goi ud duh hundz ub Urukz agh duh fakt dat lat hab bikum mur lyk sharaz den twiggehz." He then ducks his head back into the tunnel he came up in, closing it behind him as he exits.

Buubztik shrugs as he looks at the poster. He'd come to accept that his was an era of nothing but perpetual war and the bloodlust of races supposedly more civilised than his.

Username: HELLFIAZz Character Name: Buubztik'Lur Do you agree to all rules?: No but let me in anyway or I kill you with shamanism Do you swear to not complain about which team you are on?: Yes Do you understand this is for fun?: What the hell is fun? Yes Will you have fun?: You're God-damn right

"Wub duz drowt eevun meen?"

I don't see for any reason not to, if the plugins are indeed done. Would work well as a server-wide bug test too, meaning that 4.0 will be all the sweeter.

((As always, you're writing's great. Thurak story best story.))

Yeah, previous examples, both in LoTC and elsewhere have shown that OOCly enforced peace is either ignored or is very destructive to activity.

Buubztik remains in the desert, basking in the harsh rays if the sun, sipping some cactus juice. "Luv mi uh hozh drowt."

Very good for a first attempt. I just think it needs speeding up a little as you say. Other than that, neato.

Buubztik steps up, and calls out to the crowd. "Bruddahz agh ziztaz! Id iz un diz dai mi tayk duh ohnurabul puzizhun ub Hygh Zhamun. Mi hab bin uh zhamun fur uh lung tik, agh mi hab witnuz'd uvur zhamunz kohm agh guu en mi tik. Krug, mi hab witnuz'd uvur Hygh Zhamunz kohm agh guu tuu. Ohl ub dem ohnurabul en der hurtz agh myndz agh zpiridz. Bud huupfuli, mi kun duu hozh'r den dem. Huupfuli, mi kun leed duh urukz tuh nuu eruh ub bub'hozh'nuz agh zpiritul fufilmunt. Mi kanub garuntii deez fingz, az duh Zpiridz' plunz am fur tuu komplekz agh bub'hozh fur uh miir murtul tuh gruk. Bud mi wull trah, fur duh hozh ub urukz, agh duh hozh ub duh zpiridz! Glozag Frumz! Glozag Krug!"

dsdevil / kilgrim 4 MT

A letter is sent to the Tla Morthawl. It is made of a rough parchment, and though the writing is legible, it is not the hand of a scholar. "It is on this day, the 25th of Snow's Maiden, 1462, that Him Rexcellency Grogmar of Gorkil issues a challange to a klomp to the Tla of the Kharajyr people, Morthawl. The Rex issues this challenge as it is so frequently the case where the Kharajyr show their lack of respect and discipline. As well as this, the Rex disputes the Kharajyr's involvement in any wars due to their vassalage to Elven-kind, and the tyrant Kalenz Uradir. The terms are as such: - Should the Rex Grogmar win this honour klomp, the Kharajyr people and the War Nation of Krugmar will once again be on good terms, and the Kharajyr must swear on their honour to never involve themselves in any act of war made upon Uruk-kind. - Should the Tla Morthawl win this honour klomp, the Kharajyr people are free to continue their subservience to the corrupt institute at Tahn'siol, and may participate in any acts of war upon Uruk-kind without their honour being stained. - Should either of the parties use deceitful or dirty tactics in this klomp, and fail to fight with honour, then they automatically forfeit the klomp and so accept the terms posed upon them. - Should either party refuse to partake in this klomp at any time, then their honour is forever stained by their cowardice." Signed - Rex Grogmar of Gorkil

I deserve this model because if I was a brautwurst, I'd be a damn good brautwurst. Buubztik is 9'9" and is fairly muscular, but not toned. He should be sniffing quartz dust (sugar in MC)

Buubztik grins as he reads over the terms and catches snippets of the Elven conversation from outside the "Silver" walls "Dey uunli mayk der zituuwayzhun nub'hozh'r, duh dumskahz. Dey fretun agh peep tuh kruzh duh Druuidz, agh diz wull nub win duh Druuidz uuvur. Dey am nub dumskahz lyk znuu'twiggehz."

Another letter is sent after to the Archdruids, again by goblin. ((Added to OP also)) "To the Druii of the Druidic Order We see that the High Elves, in their desperate abandon at power seeking, have attempted to reconcile with the Druids and re-invite them once more. Know this; they will once again show flagrant disregard for yours and Malin's teachings, and you will find any promises they make to you will turn to ash as they try burn away that which is truly Elven. If even Uruk-kind has not used threats and acts of violence where Haelun'or has, it highlights how far the High Elves and any who associate with them have fallen. They are no longer Elves, but are beasts, and even as a being cursed to lust for blood, I am truly shocked at their gleeful displays of savagery and barbarity. We will not threaten you or ask of you anything, dear Druids. We welcome you as a whole, and will not force you to relinquish your own kind for the sake of some misguided view of purity that Haelun'or itself frequently contradicts. Yours truly, Buubztik of Lur"