THE TESTIMONY OF EMIL-DARDOT DE FALSTAFF
Delivered at the Augustine, on the 12th of Harren’s Folly, 1811.
THE CROWN,
Represented by CHARLES GALBRAITH of the MINISTRY OF JUSTICE,
HAS HEARD THE TESTIMONY OF THE FOLLOWING PARTY:
EMIL-DARDOT DE FALSTAFF
The Testimony of Emil-Dardot de Falstaff:
“Lo to the loyal, and may those otherwise listen closely - foolhardy men now raise arms against our fair Empire, seeking simply to defy the mandates and structure that gives us such bounty.
Little is to be won in their conflict, save for Sedan. To their east to shore up their position, it is Southbridge that the Dwarves will secure, an installation that protects my family’s very home. Whitcombe. Never in all of my life would I think to aid Urguan in conquest of Orenian lands, and the fact Louis de Joannes would ought to make clear how wicked his cause must be.
Despite the besmirchment of my family’s name, and the blood that has been spilled of it, I pray you may take heed of the folly underway, so you may not suffer the pain and disgrace my own has for its own proximity and hand in this treason. Leave no doubt so you may not be forced to consort with those who would spill human blood to parcel out Orenian lands to all comers.
O’er the gravestone of my dear cousin, the fair Daniel de Falstaff, I am able to see beyond the desire for vengeance towards a righteous path - one that sees us remain away from damnation.
Upon myself I accept all harsh judgement for my conspiracy to this treason, as my fear made me as foolish as I was hasty.
Let it not be your own family’s demise that alerts you to the coming doom that will befall all fair peoples of Oren should this strife continue. Remain resilient, and persist against these folk who assail us, for the Sedani do not seek justice to do anything less than trounce upon it.
On this day, I, Emil-Dardot de Falstaff, do hereby publicly denounce and condemn the treacherous Sedanites and their leader, Louis de Joannes, in their acts of terror and rebellion as they raise arms against the Imperial State in their asinine attempt to dethrone His Imperial Majesty Joseph II.
May the Sun Smile upon our path and make fruitful our journey,
Emil-Dardot de Falstaff.”
Signed,
Emil-Dardot de Falstaff
His Excellency, Charles Galbraith, Solicitor-General.