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MangoArt

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  1. "Wait a second..." Says a Halfling, Merridolph Applebrook, "The Orcs tried teh kill me... bu' t'e Wood Elves did, teh...who t'e FOCK am oi supposed teh root for?!" Meanwhile... "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Shouts a slightly maddened Goblin from his blargh upon hearing the news, "ENROHK WILL BE PLEASED BY DEIR BLEEDIN! FER DA REX, FER KRUG, FER ENROOOOHK!"
  2. Rest in peace Wafa. You will be remembered
  3. You haven't logged onto LotC in a longtime, boyo. ERP is not at all allowed and rape RP was also banned. I'm actually not sure what this has to do with the memes, either. Also, it seems you only made this forum account JUST to say that, so it seems like you haven't even logged onto LotC and are just running on rumor.
  4. 8/10 Can't tell what it is but it looks really cool My inner 40k fan is telling me it's a tech priest...
  5. I can't tell wether to laugh because memez or be sad because the man is dying...
  6. I was hoping this thread would be about Halflings going to the Sunless Sanctum
  7. I'm a fanboy for Irish Folk and Celtic Punk, so I'll pick my fav from both genres:
  8. Nobody notices Urguan is misspelled...
  9. It might be like Godwin's law, for LotC? "The longer an argument on the internet lasts, the more likely it'll be that someone will be compared to Hitler" "The longer an argument on LotC lasts, the more likely it'll be that it devolves into an argument about Islam." I'll call it Mic's Law!
  10. Wait...Why the **** are people arguing about Islam on a thread about transitioning to 6.0?!
  11. "'e's still silen' on t'e Pendlemere Massacre..." Merry muses, "Oi wonder if 'e knows we exist..."
  12. Reeee! Halflings! Squeals! Midgets! Half Men! Hobbits! Whatever you wanna call 'em, they're havin' a festival

     

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Yeah! There's going to be pie eating, darts, shogging, and other fun things!

  13. Does this mean space-golem is non-canon?
  14. Be there or be a regular quadrilateral

  15. I'd hide in my basement or room, barricade it, and then play mineman and discuss the purge with my fellow minemen
  16. WOOO HALFLING FESTIVAL

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      HalflingRP=BestRP

  17. REEEE! HALFLINGS! 

     

     

  18. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I RP on mineman
  19. "Ah 'ate teh orcs, but t'is makes me cringe..." Sighs a Halfling, "Why do t'ey 'ate teh Orcs? T'ere are plenteh o' reasons teh 'ate 'em...bu' why? Yah 'umans get teh luxury of 'atin' t'em wit'out cause. Ya don't 'ave teh live through 'ardships teh get teh 'op on t'e Bandwagon! Orcs razed me village an' killed me best friend. Ah don't suppose ye've got a reason ot'ah t'an- t'ey're big green an' smelleh." Merridolph sighs, walking away from the poster as he realized he was talking to nobody.
  20. Merridolph wonders how anyone else would react to a large incursion of soldiers, of a race known for eating Halflings, demanding to be paid... Not to mention, it was a shrine the Halflings were forced to construct and went against their little Halfling religion.
  21. "There's been nay mention of t'e massacre?" Says Merry, swearing under his breath as he looked at one of his best friends' body, sprawled out across the ground covered in bruises, hoofprints, and stab wounds. "Damn Mongrels..." ((Also...EHEM...*Rex's
  22. X Marx the spot for a commune

     

    (Punish me for that terrible pun)

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Why are you Stalin on admitting that your memes are pure genius? 

    2. MangoArt

      MangoArt

      I dunno, I guess I've been putin it off. Maybe I should start russian

  23. "Are lat ever NUB snarkie?" Asks Raugrimm'Braduk, having never heard much from this Mr. Fitch than snarky and sarcastic comments...
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