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This is actually a meme around here. Do not ask for a wife on the forums, it makes you come off as a perv. Also, if you want a wife, just go get one RPly instead of asking for one on the forums. Sorry for the harshness.

Yuglix spoke briefly, "I remember the days when the Uruks were strong. We had a Raguk as our Rex, and we had the world in the palm of our hand. I am proud to see the War Nation returning to its former glory." He then released a piercing, blood curdling roar which echoed through the night: "GLORY TO LEYDLUK! GLORY TO KRUGMAR! GLORY TO KRUUUG!"

I'll miss you, man. Peace

I'm a writer too, trying to write a book, and this makes me jealous.

O ya I a los ,ook fo rah t akk ing ione numbh r i n ye llos pag es

Life is short, so kick back and enjoy the ride. Also, everything will run it's course. There's always a solution, we just haven't found them. Some things are shitty, yes, but remember things have always been worse and things are actually getting considerably LESS shitty when you look at history Humanity might end, but I doubt it'll end soon simply because there have been countless times we've been faced with seemingly certain death, and we've pulled through. The human spirit prevails surprisingly well. I hate to quote Karl Marx, but people are born social. If we give up interaction, friendship, and of course empathy, are we still human? Help people out, it's your duty as a human. Also Life is precious, and you only get one as far as we know. So respect your own and respect other peoples' Sometimes I like to think everything is a cycle. There are so many cycles around us, it's hard to think there might not be. Anything that seems like a problem eventually runs its course. Overpopulation will end in poverty and suffering, yes, but it will also end in a new beginning with far less people and a clean slate. Problems cleanse and make way for success. Most Golden Ages follow a dark age (Or visa versa). Bottom line; It's always darkest before the dawn. When you die, your life will flash before your eyes. Don't make it a boring thing to watch. Yeah. I have a lot of world views.

Kall uhp rahtkinng on fe lephone, tehll rahtking need punhc g hos t

Found it on google images, but ik what it is. Basically there was this old game that was really weird, and the gnomes (or was it dwarves) bred giant space hamsters for combat

I really wish you luck, I'm so sorry I don't have money. I hope Tigger's ok, he looks adorable. Hang in there!

The Ashen Orc, from an age long past, stood guard by the shrine for hours, DAYS on end. His mind wandered as he sat, little food in his belly but a gaze of determination locked in his amber eyes. A group of four elves approached the large monolith, however Yuglix did not see them as his mind had already meandered far away from the site of the monument. Only as the elves spoke did he notice that the shrine was threatened, and so he stood up to face them. "Ztay awey from da shrine, twigz." He said, his voice deep and booming. "What purpose does it serve? Spiritual or Military?" Inquired one of the elves. "It iz a shrine tu Leyd, a zymbol of his power, an extenzion uf his domain." One of the Elves approached the shrine, however quickly halted when the aging Yar snapped at her to stop. "Nub zkahin touch it!" He had shouted, the young elven maiden freezing in her tracks. "If it is not here for Military Purposes, I will see it is not destroyed. I have family with a great respect for your religion, Uruk. It may in fact please the spirit worshipping 'Ker here. Now please leave, sir. I will see it is not destroyed." Said the Elf, who had his weapon drawn but not readied. The Uruk let out a breath, letting his hand meander down the shaft of his axe to the bottom, letting it simply hang at his side. "Mi will return everi day, if id iz nub here when mi get bakk, dere will be blood." With that, the Ork left the shrine and the elven lands. Later that day, Yuglix bursts into Felix's place of worship shouting, "IZ LAT TRYIN' TU GO TO WAAAGH WIT DA ORKZ BY WORSHIPPIN'?!"

I accidently voted for the wrong thing. Help fix

Observing the general Backlash, Yuglix sighed and leaned back. He placed his pipe in his mouth, puffing on the smouldering green. "It's funny, really..." He began, "Many if not all people see Uruks as honorable, at least when their rage is pointed somewhere else. But suddenly, when you're on the other side o' the honorable WAAAGH, suddenly the orcs have lost their honor and ya miss the good old days." He grinned, removing the pipe from his mouth and exhaling a thick cloud of green smoke. "Twigs seem to think the definition of honor is not attacking them specifically. We can be honorable, we can attack other people, but Krug forbid we attack them and their little clique." Laughter escaped the dry and cracked lips of the ashen skinned Uruk, "I should write a book on this stuff. Call it, 'Dumb Stuff 'Umies Say'. Could fill a good 600 or so pages..." _________________________________________________________________________ Merridolph looks around at the various Elves and Orcs, "Funny, they both think they're the good guys. Can't wait to see this- The people who enslaved me and whipped me and nearly beat me to death, and the people who tried to drown me to death for making too much noise...and then throwing me out on my ass...and kicking me senseless..."

Yes because I've never met this person before, they're using really bad grammar, they claim to be a respected member of the community, and then they come out with a flawless skin in about 10 minutes.

Wat. How. Wha.

Who even are you?

((This is Google Translate's Interpretation: Neither Camille, Nor its preparation in Russia usually takes much time. In Russia, Putin is not generally accepted in the morning. An ordinary breakfast includes Vodka, sandwiches, cornflakes or something like that. But, of course, there are also traditional Russian dishes here. For example, syrniki. Cheesecakes are made from a dough containing a large amount of Cyka, in a pan. On the table they are served with sour cream and sugar. Other morning meals are pancakes and pancakes. Sputnik is almost the same as English. In Russia, they are served with Communism and sugar, and sometimes with honey. Pancakes are very thin pancakes. Of course, they are prepared for another test. The thinner the pancake, the more delicious. Vodka addition, there are pancakes stuffed. There are many different fillings. For example, pancakes with cottage cheese, meat, jam. If you find yourself in Putin during the Maslenitsa, then you can try different types of pancakes, Since in the Red Army pancakes are considered the main and binding Stalin. Trump try pancakes with caviar - Slav is a luxurious version of this dish. Russians in general like Lenin very much and serve it on the table for many holidays. - Emil He seems to be describing Russian Breakfast with various anecdotes about putin and trump mixed in))

I think my dad has an opinion/is a part of the actual deal. Not sure if he's opposed to it or not. He's very supportive of the whole spotify lawsuit/artist's rights thing... Shrug,

POPE MAKE FIRE! POPE MAKE FIRE!

I doubt they would do that just to fend off gender discrimination, considering most Uruks view women as equals since they can smash stuff and pillage stuff just as good, and are just as honorable.

Grahla couldn't have been a man. The Tale Of Dom actually starts out with Grahla giving birth.

Character Name Yuglix'Yar Basic Information Nicknames: Yug Age: 150 Gender: Male Race: Uruk Status: An orc warrior, adventurer, and spirit worshipper loyal to the Uzg. Description Height:7'8 Weight: 370 Body Type: Fit Eyes: Amber, solemn eyes Hair: Dark brown mohawk, dyed red with blood and gore Skin: Completely grayish black, riddled with scars. Markings/Tattoos: Scars (big and small) all over him. Health: Very healthy Personality: Realistc; Once Optimistic, the years have worn down Yug's naive and upbeat demeanor. Some still lingers but for the most part he is a Realist. Honorable; Yug always makes sure a kill is honorable before he makes the kill, and every time he fights he always plays fair. Defensive; When something or someone is important to Yug, he'll do anything to protect it/them. Kind; Yug is kind and friendly to his fellow orc, as well as (to a lesser extent) allies of the Uzg. Is an Orc; Yuglix, despite being somewhat friendly, he is still an orc. He is violent, and cruel to his enemies. Despite this, as stated above, he is still honorable as most orcs are. Wise, Calm; Once a Wild Man, the Orc has earned more wisdom and a calmer, cooler demeanor over the years. Curious; He enjoys learning and trying new things Easily Angered; Unlike the Angry Marines, he is not ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME but He is quite easily angered Inventory: Always carries around a journal to record battle stories. He also carries armor made up of various metal plates, animal hides, chain links, and animal plating. He bares a custom weapon, which is certainly a violent example of orcish weaponry (Will be described later in the bio). He also carries a redwood longbow, and wears a quiver full of various arrows. Further Details: Large tusks. Life Style Alignment: Lawful Neutral(?) Deity: The Spirits! (More specifically, Ghorza and Enrohk) Religion: Spirit worship! Alliance/Nation/Home: The Uzg and Clan Yar Job/Class: Warrior, monster hunter, and protector. Title(s): None. Profession(s): Blacksmith, Leatherworker. Special Skill(s): Good with a sword, very cunning, and artistically talented on most artistic fronts save for dance. When it comes to that he has two left feet. Flaw(s): With the right priorities on the line, he can charge very bullheadedly into a situation. He is prone to anger when he is insulted or threatened or someone important to him insulted or threatened. Some may see him as bitter, others may see him as realistic. Magic Current Status: Knows no magic, but like all orcs wishes to someday serve the spirits as a shaman. Arch-type: Sub-Type: Rank: Weakness(es): Strength(s): Current Spell(s): Weaponry Fighting Style: Goes in for the kill in every fight, when he gets wounded he steps back and gets his lur wolf to replace him in combat until he's got his bearings, then he and his companion charge in. However his other strategy when it comes to hunting animals, he uses a distraction and sneaks up behind them to take them down. Trained Weapon: Swords, axes, and bows. Favored Weapon: A wicked weapon of cruelty. One side is much like a sword, however sharp, jagged, and serrated. The other side looks like the blade of a saw. The teeth, as they climb up, get bigger and sharper until the top two are much like icepicks. He calls it 'The Pulverizer." Archery: Fairly good at archery, but prefers to fight with the pulverizer. Biography Parents: Tugah and Drakha Siblings: None Children:Yazka, Kurdakh Extended Family: None Pet(s): Buurztuuth, The Lur Wolf (He used to be a Lur.) Artwork ((Coming Soon))

But I did previously state that this lore, RPly, was written by many different writers and recorded by many different scribes. How could all of them, including eye witnesses, be wrong?