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Philip reads the letter posted at the Helena notice board, and pipes up to no one in particular: “excuse me, but what the ****?”, before going about his business.

Candidacies for the House of Commons in the Twenty-first Diet. SURNAME: Pruvia FIRST NAME: Philip ADDRESS OF RESIDENCE: 12 Basrid DATE OF BIRTH: 1741 Are you registered and eligible to vote in the Holy Orenian Empire? Yes. Do you have any other title, peerage or military service that may conflict with becoming a Member of the House of Commons, as per the Edict of Reform (1763)? No. If yes, do you understand that you will be required to resign or abdicate from this position should you be elected to the House of Commons, and if this does not occur your seat shall be considered to be vacant?: Yes. ((MC NAME)): SerFinnick

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Pruvia votes “Aye” on both matters.

Name: Philip Pruvia Age: 53 Residence: 12 Basrid

“Pruvia Votes Aye.” says Philip.

Philip rises from his seat, approaching the lectern after no debate is sought. “As we have no doubts or questions on this bill, I would motion that this matter moves to a vote.”

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Philip Pruvia owns a letter in response, knowing Edward to be a plain faced liar. ”Your Holiness, The one Katherine Galbraith returned to Helena not a year after the penning of the aforementioned letter, and has resided at one of my family’s residences in the time since. As for the issue of his failure to consummate the marriage, it is our understanding that this is wholly the issue of Mr Edward, as we have been told that even on the wed-night that he found himself unable to perform for his new bride. Should you wish to hear from Mrs Galbraith, you may find her at the following address: 12 Basrid Blvd. If she is unavailable, one of the Wait-Staff will kindly take a message“ Best Regards, Philip Louis Pruvia, MHC, DCC, etc.

Philip wonders where his invitation is....

“while we WHAT NOW?!” yells Philip from his office.

Candidate’s Full Name: Philip Louis Pruvia Age of the Candidate: [Redacted] ((don’t know atm, born 1741)) Street Address of the Candidate: 12 Basrid

“Holy ****. If this is true they must capture this Pruvia-Provins guy. Seems like a bad hombre.” Remarks Philip Louis Pruvia-Albarosa. “I swear, the Everardines are really losing their grip on reality, I’m glad those white-nosed wig-heads are expending the capacity of the single brain the lot of them share, it’ll make things much easier this session.”

Philip Pruvia votes “Aye” on the confirmation of Sir Edward.

“Pay him no mind, it’s the Albarosan Powder” says Philip.

“Obviously none for you live in Helena, as I myself drastically reduced all taxation in this city nearly 15 years ago to make it more affordable for everyone. Under my father’s leadership, as well as that of Major Swint and myself, the People of Helena are not treated unjustly in terms of taxation and payments. Residents have always been encouraged to speak to either the Mayor or the City Clerk if they are unable to pay their dues and we work with - not against - them. Furthermore, we have Free Housing, dedicated to the city by a Josephite Minister of the Interior for the betterment of all our constituents. If you’re going to speak ill of our leadership, at least do your research before you make a fool of yourself, or rather, to prevent being made a fool of again.” Philip states as he throws the parchment into the fire. “It’s time those Everardines quit whining about how the system is unfair and actually speak with those in office to make their dealings and issues known... but that would mean they have to stop snorting that powder of theirs long enough to formulate a proper thought.”

CANDIDACY DECLARATION FORM _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ PERSONAL INFORMATION Surname: Pruvia First Name: Philip Address of Residence: 12 Basrid Blvd Year of Birth: 1741 ((Username: SerFinnick )) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ELIGIBILITY QUESTIONNAIRE Are you registered and eligible to vote in the Holy Orenian Empire? Have you filled out the census? Yes. Do you have any other title, peerage, or military assignment that may conflict with becoming a Member of the House of Commons, as per the Edict of Reform (1763)? No. If yes, do you understand that you will be required to resign or abdicate from this position should you be elected to the House of Commons, and if this does not occur your seat shall be considered to be vacant?: Yes.

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Philip pens a response, handing it to a courier he catches on his morning stroll: Dearest Angelika, In the brief time I’ve had the privilege of serving alongside you, we rarely had time for a simple ‘good day’, let alone a proper conversation. Yet one cannot help but admire such devotion and pride to the do good for the common man, much less to a people that are not your own. As the years continue to march on, I wish you nothing but the best, both to you and all our Comrades within the Provinces of Haenseti-Ruska. While we may not be joined by oaths any longer, we will stand together as the whole of Humanity, divided by borders yet bound by honor to one another. May the Crows continue to Soar High, and the Banners of Haense and of Her Citizens fly proudly as they have for centuries, and will for centuries to come. You’ll always have a friend in Helena, you need only ask. For the Continued Glory of Both Our Kingdoms,

Philip reads over the Daily Kaedrini Dispatches, and stops to read the latest Everardine Manifesto, handing it across the table to his Deputy and then his Private Secretary with a scoff: “Write this down, and send it back to our white-nosed friends at the Far-I mean Oywnsburg. I sincerely thank you for the nomination for candidacy, but upon reading the most recent reports sent to me by my colleagues, I find it of great urgency to formally decline the offer to continue as a representative of your party. Please make my excuses to the Party Chair, and I do hope to have both him and my dearest niece for tea in the coming days, should they be willing to accept. For the Continued Glory of our Empire,

Philip nods in approval, reading the report of the earlier meeting upon his return to the Capital.

Philip swoons at the news.

Full Name: Philip Louis Pruvia-Albarosa Age of Candidate: 44 Address: Basrid 12