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  1. "Master Chief? Mind telling me what you're doing at Oren?" Asked Lord Hood, a hint of confusion in his voice

     

    Master Chief replies with full confidence and strength "Sir, buying Beckham Cigars"

  2. "Guess the Jerry's don't come at night" said Lance Corporal Gawain to Sergeant Major Drillhorse @CallMeDoctor

  3. Guys you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take other people's signature and then put it on my own signature and call it.... The Wall of Shame

  4. My little turtles have finally acknowledged me as their blood father. They are ready to become the teenage mutant monster hunter turtles

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    2. Twinny
    3. Asuno

      Asuno

      That is the way

    4. RinIsSalty

      RinIsSalty

      If I were a turtle, I'd like pizza too

  5. "You are tearing me apart Lisa!" said Tommy as he raised both of his fist upwards

    1. BasicDoctor

      BasicDoctor

      "Why are you so hysterical?!" retorted the irritated Lisa in a jittering, snap of scrutiny.

  6. Prologue
    When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end
    The goddess descends from the sky
    Wings of light and dark spread afar
    She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

    Act I
    Infinite in mystery is the gift of the Goddess
    We seek it thus, and take to the sky
    Ripples form on the water's surface
    The wandering soul knows no rest.

    Act II
    There is no hate, only joy
    For you are beloved by the goddess
    Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds
    Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
    Pride is lost
    Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

    Act III
    My friend, do you fly away now?
    To a world that abhors you and I?
    All that awaits you is a somber morrow
    No matter where the winds may blow
    My friend, your desire
    Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess
    Even if the morrow is barren of promises
    Nothing shall forestall my return

    Act IV
    My friend, the fates are cruel
    There are no dreams, no honor remains
    The arrow has left the bow of the goddess
    My soul, corrupted by vengeance
    Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
    In my own salvation
    And your eternal slumber
    Legend shall speak
    Of sacrifice at world's end
    The wind sails over the water's surface
    Quietly, but surely

    Act V
    Even if the morrow is barren of promises
    Nothing shall forestall my return
    To become the dew that quenches the land
    To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
    I offer thee this silent sacrifice

  7. LOTC more like blargh.

     

     

     

     

     

    **** am i gonna get banned now?

  8. Tips for the best way to cook a salmon?

     

    1. Wyrvun

      Wyrvun

      cook it.
      (personally I like mine smoked tho)

      I mean if you can.

  9. Hmmmm, I have a question... Are ST’s allowed to enter buildings even if there are locked gates?

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    2. devvy

      devvy

      If they can mechanically find a way in or break in through valid RP, yes. 

    3. Asuno

      Asuno

      But what if there was no rp or event?

    4. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      If they’re able to get in mechanically somehow (without glitching), they’re fine.

  10. Has anyone tried sprinkling some salt on watermelon? Is it nice or blargh?

    1. Areon

      Areon

      Salt is okay but get some Tajin lime seasoning.

    2. Guzr
  11. God imagine being a tavernkeeper

    1. Urahra

      Urahra

      yeah that’s why I play this game lmao

    2. Nyuriz

      Nyuriz

      hey! Dont disrespect the og. What is a settlement without  a tavern/restaurant

    3. Riftiro

      Riftiro

      Cake’s got a point ya know

  12. ******* fishmonger didn’t fillet my salmon properly

  13. Imagine playing a Mali'fenn

  14. Looking to trade my Falchion Knife for some good old mina +1 rep

    #100%noscam#notorrent#clubpenguinpremium#friedchickenisgood


     

  15. Why are there no apples in LOTC???

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      there are no apples because we throw away the bad apples

      🙂 

    3. tadabug2000

      tadabug2000

      Asuno.. Just.. Break the leaves at the CT thing by hand, until you get apples, smh

    4. Asuno

      Asuno

      I’ve not seen.... any sold tho

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