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Dame Viktoriya Denurem, relic of the Orenian Empire and resident sentient corpse, spat out her drink. "ON GOD?"
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John already begins writing his retirement letter when he sees the Rutherns had made a public announcement - only to see it was the other old fart renaming his County. He grumbled and returned to his paperwork, awaiting the day he could finally rest.
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An aging human glanced to the letter that'd slipped into his window by chance. The Mark of the Pertinaxi burned on his chest, worsening by the year; as much as he might have adored the idea of a life in retirement, it would surely grind him down before he could reach such an age. "Ah ... perhaps I can wring together a group."
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The husk of an old, battered woman grumbled at the flier. She presumed if she came with a flesh golem to fight in her stead, she'd probably be killed. "Stupid . . . voidal magicks. They're too weak to even mask my damned creature as a conjuration!"
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PRETTYYY
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You! YES YOU!!!! Do you have Baldur's Gate 3? Do you want to do a multiplayer campaign? JOIN US There are fun mods!! You can have like 16 npcs in your party!!!! And Withers has funny pants. Msg @velkuzat on discord to join!
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Emelia, in her little beach cottage on the coast, sipped on a margherita beside her wife. The graying woman perked a brow as yet another damn spam-letter was dropped at her porch, and begrudgingly walked on over to read it, lest it be tax-collection. "All those children, just to get one heir, that didn't have kids!?" she blinked, almost contemplating. "It sounds ... fun, almost. Alas, I'm lazy." Smiling a smile that knew not of the burdens of tax or peership, she shambled on back to ensure her child hadn't drowned in the time she was up reading.
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AMADOR ARCHIVES: IN THE FIELDS OF REINMAR
TreeSmoothie replied to critter's topic in Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska
Serthekhur's misty form traveled over the fields, hopping between anchor to anchor - leaving behind her, bodies and gore. Not enough, never enough. To be infamous like its own mentor would mean to be bold, first: and the old woman (if It could be even deemed one, anymore) was only cowardly. Brewing in her self-loathing, she'd slumber for many more a moon, until something would stir her again. -
Emelia Kervallen - wherever she was - glanced up as the general 'letter of death' was delivered via owl. Shamefully, she had never met her younger sibling. She cast a glance to her own son, brows furrowed as he played with a wooden sword, before she went back to reading.
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I thought Big Story was supposed to make elves CAs??? where did my $500 bribe go!?!?!
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The elderly John Galbraith can only get two sentences into the novel of a law before contemplating going to the Seven Skies early. He is promptly arrested and thrown in jail for possessing several illegal spices!
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Knew it, Big Tech is evil!!!!
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$EVL stocks going up ... just like we planned leyd ,,, SilverStone INC is BOOMING!!
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(hes a weiss)
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The bestest friend of that aforementioned child poised a brow, grubby little hands taking the flier up close to poorly read it. He sniffed, tilting his head. "Ra-ra's like ... SIX. You're ancient, old woman! Stop being ancient and grumpy and ... old! Old woman!" He took the thing, and blew his nose in it, promptly throwing it back on the table to go play with his friend.
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[Prophecy] The Harvest That Wasn’t; Famine’s Return.
TreeSmoothie replied to The King Of The Moon's topic in Miscellany
A woman of broken and shattered mind - body still lined with the Infernal sigils of the war that had struck down Gazardiel and maimed Eshtael - writhed in her sleepless slumber. A shriek pierced through Hexicanium, jolting awake as she remembered the fateful battle over, and over, and over again. Dame Viktoriya shuddered, withered & bony hands clutching the stone slab she slept on. "Not again, not again ..." -
❀ The New Sovereign of Pinemark ❀
TreeSmoothie replied to Shiredom's topic in The Sylvan Duchy of Brabant
An old, rotting Knight dreams of razing Pinemaw to the ground - just as it had been before, she . . . thinks. Her memory wasn't the best. "Schtewpid ... pumpkin-person . . . rah," Viktoriya bumbled. -
Dame Viktoriya, as the missive floated in through a window, began to gag and wretch. "I HATE MEN," the undead cried. "MORTAL-KIND IN GENERAL, ACTUALLY."
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[Apotheosis] - Recap - Act 1, Unity and The Forgotten
TreeSmoothie replied to squakhawk's topic in Events
An old, crooked necrolyte stewed in her anger as she sailed back with the Paladin forces - always only a moment away from lashing out at the nearest sailor. Furious that she'd helped, that she'd kinslayed. But perhaps her coven back 'pon Aevos would find something useful out of her retelling - an opportunity to sit at the table of Xan & Azdromoth. "What vain gods they both be! And gods they will die as ... upon the mortal realm they bleed, and by Iblees, we thrist." -
THIS IS DOPE AS HELL
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Making the server 18+ just means peoole will lie about their age and be more afraid to come forward with grooming & NSFW reports
Alongside ppl generally just act weirder assuming that everyone around them is legally an adult
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