The Atrocities Of The Dwarves

[comanderbly^ 499]

Roderick Krawfyod walks over to his cousin, and tells him to write what he says. After his cousin finished writing, he walks up to the Palace under construction and hands the paper to His Holy Divinity, Siegmund Carrion. Siegmund nods.

 

Roderick walks back down, and stands on the main plaza, his cousin joined him. They both stand up to the stairs of the Inn, and call the attention of the people, the common folks gather to listen to what he has to say. Roderick nudges his cousin so that he starts reading. Markov (his cousin) clears his throat and reads what is written on the paper in a loud voice, so it can be heard all around the plaza.

 

"Good-humans of Abresi,

 

I, good-strelt Roderick Krawfyod have to transmit much important information of Dwarves. While good-strelts and humans were defending Herendul, Roderick was late and was left behind, he walked through the gates of Abresi to find angry mob of midgets raiding city, elven day ago. Good-strelt was attacked by much spit from filthy mouth of midget! Was threatened and chased through town-hall! Had to jump through window to leave. Filthy midgets also insulted Godanistan, great Raevir Oren and House Carrion. Only a good uruk helped Roderick escape, he was good friend, uruks deserve hail! Has come to this point, breaking act of Krelmstad! Remove dorf midget!

 

HAIL CARRION!"

 

Roderick nodded as his cousin finished, and hailed House Carrion along with the loyal folk in the crowd.

 

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[Lord of the Nublets 92]

*Sheon puts a hand up*

 

"HAIL CARRION!"

[ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ 519]

Kaelys raises his blade into the air.

 

"Hail Carrion!"

[Aislin 4354]

Backflips away from the slap

[hellfiazz 879]

Buubztik was the one slapping, in that situation. Filthy rebel scum...

[Heff 2460]

Fumble plays with his toy pig.

 

"Hail piggy."

[Cracker 4570]

Pjtor frowns.

 

"Making sneak attack when human soldiers are off fighting Black Scourge...very petty, low honor this dwarf."

[Silent™ 552]

"These Dwarves have less honor than intelligence..."

[Googlesearch 141]

Sonn Ander backflips away into the sunset

 

((Lul GG))

[Hobolympic 1093]

Darius shakes his head in disgust. "Those I once called allies, whom I fought alongside with to thwart Horen V off the throne, now seek to ally themselves with the ruling house they once opposed, the house that spilled the blood of so many innocents, even the dwarves' own forefathers, who died on that battlefield at the hands of their bannermen. And they say I tend to forget..."

[Vanir 693]

Abner cheers

"Hail Carrion!"

[Lark 2227]

Lark raises his sword into the air, "Hail Carrion!"

 

 

Lark stabs a backflipping Edgy Macecatchermon in the neck and walks off.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Darius shakes his head in disgust. "Those I once called allies, whom I fought alongside with to thwart Horen V off the throne, now seek to ally themselves with the ruling house they once opposed, the house that spilled the blood of so many innocents, even the dwarves' own forefathers, who died on that battlefield at the hands of their bannermen. And they say I tend to forget..."

 

a holy voice from the heavens rings in everyones ears

"dworves onleh remembah w'en it suits em."

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.