Guest Share Posted January 20, 2014 Hear ye, hear ye! The true hero of Anthos has come at last! Rolo Bucketfoot has thwarted evil everywhere it stands! He's defeated Dread Knights, toppled empires, and enslaved Orc chiefs! You think an armored knight can withstand the raw power of the sexiest Halfling alive? GUESS AGAIN! Rolo Bucketfoot can defeat anyone who dare stands in his way! Along with his bulging biceps, large genitalia, and thunder thighs, Rolo Bucketfoot is a god with a bow and arrow! He can shoot an Orc in the arse from thousands of leagues in the sky! Rolo Bucketfoot is the one and only true heir to Anthos! Rolo is the Chosen of the Creator! He is the one who will bring the Black Scourge to it's knees, and reign supreme over all of Anthos! Rolo Fights For You Rolo Stands By Your SideRolo Is Willing To Go An Inch Longer Rolo Knows What It's Like To Lose SomeoneRolo Knows What To Do Right ThenRolo Never Leaves Someone Behind Rolo Has Someone To Make Them Who He IsRolo Will Never Risk Someone To Save HimselfRolo Always Takes The Risk Just For The Last OneWe All Have A Rolo In Us We All Need Rolo To Save Us #NeverForgetRoloBucketfoot2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif 72 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Thimble thinks Rolo is an old guy whos wastes iron on buckets people don't need. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Faiz raises his arms up and begins to bow. "Praise Rolo Bucketfoot! The conqueror of the scourge, the hero of the Hobbits, the savior of anthos, the King of the world!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Fumble hurls Rolo into the sky with his flying squid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garukumus 81 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Nigel shrugs, "Sounds better than most of the regimes in Anthos already. Sign me up." Rolo fights for you. Rolo stands by your side. Rolo is willing to go an inch longer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
domainoft 191 Share Posted January 20, 2014 *Leyu hears the speech and song and dances within her head...than yells. You forgot the most important part, Rolo rhymes with Yolo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688 Share Posted January 20, 2014 why do halflings always make these useless posts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeleaf 1023 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Rolo rhymes with Yolo! (( )) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Lagomoprha 81 Share Posted January 20, 2014 *Siyyl Sezarius hears this speech and then shouts out to all the people* "Have you not heard of my brother Damien Sezarius, he has slain Dread Knights and Scourge on multiple occasions, he has saved the lives of many and yet he never asks for anything in return other than for a warm place to sleep. If you want a King and a Hero then you should go to him and let him lead you to victory. Do not bow down to this false hero, he lies about what he has done for the world, he is just a Halfling and has done nothing other than getting drunk with his fellow Halflings" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blundermore 2741 Share Posted January 20, 2014 "Heros are heros not because they are willing to spill blood and murder others with no remorse, no... heros are heros because they understand when it is right to take action, and when it is not... saviors are not found in brutes, nor self proclaimed demagogues." *says the White clad old man as he leans on a Wooden staff guilded with gold in a strange design unknown to most today.* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Lagomoprha 81 Share Posted January 20, 2014 *Siyyl looks to the old man and smiles at him* "Heroes are not any of that stuff, heroes are people that other people look up to, they are people who have legends spoken about them in taverns, they are people that parents tell their children about, a hero is not a hero because of the things they do, they are a hero because people look up to them" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yopplwasupxxx 5946 Share Posted January 20, 2014 heresy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
domainoft 191 Share Posted January 20, 2014 *Looks to Blundy "Always so serious, but your words are usually wiser than today's. What is upsetting you?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blundermore 2741 Share Posted January 20, 2014 *Siyyl looks to the old man and smiles at him* "Heroes are not any of that stuff, heroes are people that other people look up to, they are people who have legends spoken about them in taverns, they are people that parents tell their children about, a hero is not a hero because of the things they do, they are a hero because people look up to them" "What is the man who requires gratification for their work other than a man whom needs other's praises to do the right thing? Compared to the man whom requires none, and still does so? Choosing when to act, and when not to does not require an entourage of onlookers, it merely requires one willing to do what is right..." domainoft, on 20 Jan 2014 - 1:32 PM, said: *Looks to Blundy "Always so serious, but your words are usually wiser than today's. What is upsetting you?" *Turning to the Oracle, he ponders the question for a moment before replying in turn* "Saviors are not born out of those whom proclaim themselves masters of all others. There is a name we give people such as those, people who would proclaim themselves King of Anthos, Asulon or Aegis itself. Tyrant. Our world has suffered enough at the hands of greed filled rulers and too much blood has been spilt by their hand. We do not require more false pretenders, only those... willing to do the right thing." *He says sighing as he readjusts his grip on his staff* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Fumble tugs on the wizards cloak, "Ya shoul' light'en up." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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