Council Meeting [Forum Rp]

[hellfiazz 879]

Buubztik angrily thrusts an accusing finger at Grool

 

"Latz klan am duh muuzt zluw ub dem ohl, skah'r! Wi am duh azh'z whu klomp'd uhganyzt duh Kaxilz, nub latz! Lat juzt ztud bah wyulzt wi trah agh diztroi thuuz whu wud dzitroi uz! Gorkilz hab brung nubin bud dizohnur!

 

Bizydz, chuuzin Rex lyk diz...am nub duh truhdizhun ub Urukz. Der zhud bi uh klomp, nub uh skah'n vuut!"

[Lago 2572]

That night there was a thunderstorm like no other, a storm that defied any wielder of magic's attempts to dispel it. When the morning finally came, the area around Gronkkston was littered with the lightningstruck carcasses of the taller trees, and the embersmoke from the forest fires still clouded the dawn-lit sky. It remained to be seen if the orcs would take this as a sign that Krug was somewhat "irritated" by this, or whether they would continue to try to determine the Rex via democracy and committee meetings like the lesser races rather than determine the strongest amongst them in the Old Way of their ancestors.

[craotor 617]

Craotor mumbles in his sleep " Huw da skah we let a skahing whitewash teuton be Rex? Diz be dizguzting. Da uruk race should have all died lung agu tu avuid da shame" 

[Niso 91]

Tadok mumbles in his sleep. " Guud thin we neva led dat Craotor zkah be rex, we wuld all be druwnin in pizz by now, stupid Lur neva even did enythun guud fur da Warnation, zkaher."

[hellfiazz 879]

Buubztik shouts at Tadok "Uh yub, iz nub lyk Lurz ged rid ub Domz ur ehnifin! Skah'n Azogz, klaymin Lurz duu nubin! Wer wud lat bih tuhdai wibowd Lurz en Klan Wur, ur juzt lazt Albai wihk uhgaynzt Kaxilz, eh?"

[Sneaky 189]

Boul grumbles in his sleep "Skah Azogz thyke we nub da skah yid da whitewuzh und dey latz blah wi dunt du skah yid we du mure skah den dey azogz puzzyz" 

[Niso 91]

Tadok mumbles once again. "Peeps tu me dat Azog ave dun mur prudoctive thinz den any udah klan dat am alive raid nao. Azog am da klan dat am zkahen duen everythin raid nao, Lur ave juz been drinken deyr uwn pizz. Gu ahead try agh klomp wid uz, peep if lik gahk lurz ken du anythen againzt zkahen twenteh Azogz. Azog am da bigguzt agh hozhest klan, Lur am juz puny antz kumpared tu wub Azog ave."

[craotor 617]

Craotor wakes up from his nap and looks at Tadok " Latz klan be skah agh nevar du skah fur da natiun, da Lur alwayz been here eben when we nub wanted tu. We win war un Kaxil, we klomped all da Domz, we klomped da twigiez when all da rezt were klomping each oddar., we lead da natiun through all uf Ausolon az head uf military. Da azog gave uz nubding, unly ding dey du iz  be skah agh whitewash. Latz klan be unly gruked fur zerving az zlavez tu da umiez. Gu  bak hume tu da umie king latz dizguzting whitewash skah." 

[Niso 91]

Tadok laughs. " Latz am compleeteleh wrung, ztupid azz Lur. Azogz am da azhez dat deztruyed de Kaxilz, we da azhez dat kered aboud da War Nation wun duz Ibleez wurzhippin zkahz kaym bak, wub did muzt uv dah Lurz du? Dey tryed tu ally wib da Kaxilz agh hulp Ibleez. We da azhez dat wunt agh aktulleh had da ballz tu warclaim them, agh we wun. Againzt da albaiz, Lur unleh had lik gahk, bud wen we kaym tu help dem, it mayd uz a forze uv ten azogz agh four Lur. Az fur Azulon, latz did abzolutleh zhit, eet waz all Gorkil. Eef latz relly kare about dah War Nation, den wur de zkah have latz been in all diz klompz Craotor? Ahb nub peeped latz azz klompen zinze Azulon. Gu bak tu drinken latz uwn pizz, zhetteh ol' uruk zkah."

[craotor 617]

Latz blah many wurdz about Kaxil bu me remembar lung time agu a yung dumb uruk whu really wanted tu be a Kaxil agh aktually juined dem, he waz kalled Tadok. Latar when da Kaxils wanted tu klomp Mogroka wha diz Tadok du? He run away frum hiz bruddarz agh makez up hiz uwn klan. Agh den when he realize hiz klan waz skah wha he du? He run away agh juin da umiez az deir slavez.

 

In Auzolon we alwayz lead da military, we depozed Pok. We were da main warriurz againzt da dwurfz, we by ourzelfz konquered twiggiez,. Me remambar dat in duze timez da Azogz ztayed in da kitchen like wumen or klomped wib da umiez. Da Azogz may haz mure uruk bu Lur alwayz had bettar ashes. Azogz be like huge ****, dere be many uf dem agh dey all skah.  Latz azk where waz me? Me waz alwayz elping da natiun frum a far klomping uld enemiez, where were da Azogz during diz time? Dey were klomping wib da teutonz againzt da uruk raze. Latz klan iz dizguzting traitorz dat should nevar have been welkumed bak.

[Niso 91]

"Wrung unze again. Ah joined Kaxil bak den bekuz eet zeemed lik hozh klan, turnz oub dey were nub. Dey all juined da undead zkah. Et wuz Mogroka himzelf whu tuld me tu mayk mah uwn klan tu fight wib mah bruddaz. Ah nebah evun left da urukz, unze ah mayd da Azog klan az zettled mah fort in Krugmar agh ztarted buildin up Azog agh ah aktulleh klomped de Kaxilz, ah nebuh unze ran away frum enythen. Ah klomped fah Mogroka da whule taime, unfortunetly hez nub here tu blah dat ah am kurrect. Wun Azulon kaym ah remembah all da klompz wur da Lurz died furzt, da Azog klan wuz azh uf da unleh klanz dat zurvived till da end. Den kaym Pok, bein zu proud uv himzelf agh hiz klan lead tu hiz uwn defeat. Azog nebah luzt azh fight againzt Ugluk, ah even remembah dat azh time Pok eban bring every udah klan en da Warnation tu klomp Azog in ouah fort, bud wub happen? We klumped all da klanz, ah remembah jumpin down frum mah furt agh klompin Pok whu wuz kuwerin away in a ztuped tree. Eet wuz unleh till de near end dat Azog left, agh dat wuz bekuz all latz huld un tu de pazt, agh nub furgive fellow urukz. Gromgok'z ignoranze kiked uz frum de War Uzg. Der wuz azh taime wer ah remembah Zhar'ku begged fur Azog klan tu com bak bekuz dey needed uz, agh dey were getten deztroyed by dah ztoutz, agh wen we kum bak, urukz ztart winnin' again. Latz be klompen uld enemiez frum afar? Wub de zkah latz even blahen boud, eetz all bullzhit. De unleh enemeh der am raid nao am da Scourge ztupid azz. Inzted uv arguen latz zhuld be happeh we am ere' agh holdin Krugz name up high."

[hellfiazz 879]

Buubztik calls out to all Lurs across the War Uzg

 

"Bruddahz, Zunz agh Dawtuhz ub Lur, fayvurd zun ub Krug! Duh Azogz inzult uz agh blah uz dizohnur eevun wyul wi hulp dem klomp duh Kaxilz! Dey tuhn der bakz un duh Urukz whu dey uwe der lyvz tuh! Am wi tuh tayk diz lylti? Nub! Mi kohl fur wur un duh wytwozh Azogz, zuh dat der week blud nub lunguh tayntz hozh Uruk vaynz!

 

Fur duh Hunt! Fur Lur! Fur Krug!"

[hellfiazz 879]

-snip-

[craotor 617]

Da Azog haz been a zkah klan frum da beggining. Mogroka unly blah tu latz make klan bekauze he felt pitty. Latz klomped wib Kaxilz whu were alwayz evil agh every uruk knew dat. Agh wha latz blahing bout Lur being firzt tu flat? We were da Targoth 4 timez in a row, we wun againzt all da klanz we klomped, da pruuf uf dat be when we tuuk da Ugluck furt. All Azog du waz kook like wuman agh play wib umiez.

 

Latz nub evan real klan, latz be part uf Gorkill agh latz klan membarz nub even be related. Latz haz zhit bluud, nub bubhosh anzeztral bluud like Lur. Agh latz nub eben gruk Uruk hiztury agh enemy latz dumb skah, da Zkourge be nubding kompared tu da skah me klomped. Da Dark Shamanz be kuming agh latz wurried bout zume shitz in da nurff? Pathetik, me ezpekted nubding mure frum whitewash umie zlave

[Niso 91]

"Gu ahed then Lurz, ave a klan war wid uz, peep ow' dat will turn oub fah latz." Tadok goes back to sleep.