Verrik Grandaxe's Election Speech

[Priceflash 832]

Hail, friends of Urguan! I 'ereby bring ye me' speech for ze' election!

As o' late, 'dere 'ave many wars, plenty o' deaths, and ze' Kingdom lackin' ze' Tourism 'dat ze' others get.

I 'ereby promise te' do ze' followin' if ye' elect ze' Verrik Grandaxe:

1. I will do me best te' get railroad to all ze' major cities to increase visitations, as well as te' increase ze' economy.

2. Reclaim ze' Docks from Odnarch. rebuild the Navy into a formidable force.

3. Build a statue in honour of Indago and his rule

4. Ensure all Dwarves are given ze' rights 'dey desire.

5. Ensure that no racism occurs from other races towards ze' Dwarves.

6. Begin the building of a Great Ark incase ze' Scourge takes over.

7. Ensure fair ale prices for all Dwarvenkin

8. Establish various trade-routes between nations

9. Ensure all Dwarven citizens are well-represented

10. Purge Odnarch, the Scourge, and all related.

11. Give a single Gold block to each voter that votes for Verrik.

 

HAIL URGUAN!

It truly sadden' me' 'dat I 'ave to say 'dis, and may ze' Indago rest in peace.

[Josh3738 3137]

Zahrer scratches his head. "Numbeh 2, weh did it. Numbeh 5 causes wars. Numbeh 11...why ye buyin votes...?"

[Greener 687]

Odin shouts in anger

 

"DA FAWKIN NAVEH IS ALREADEH DUN YE FAWKER!"

[EddyTheBrave 643]

**** off you broke my tourny

[bungo 3965]

Vladislav grumbles.

 

"This is fucktard who broke the world and cause tournament delay.  Davern for King."

[Cracker 4570]

Jahrmann the Gay Orc scowls

 

"Don't vote for this man, he broke the peaceful prosperous tournament of St. Ari's Day.

[Aengoth 2890]

"Who tah fawk is f'is feller anehway. Beardlin's gettin' all antseh tryin' tah take c'arge." -Aengoth

[Lathros 377]

Lathros doesn't want a king that commits mass genocide of pigs.

 

Lathros thinks that Lathros would be a better king (which is saying a lot).

[Dreek 1633]

sorry homeboy entora, you gotta earn da respect to get dat poweh! Gold Chainz aint enuff. Always tomorro homi

[Fimlin 1997]

sorry homeboy entora, you gotta earn da respect to get dat poweh! Gold Chainz aint enuff. Always tomorro homi

Sometimes thinks 30326 is priceflash but it's hard to tell

[Dreek 1633]

Sometimes thinks 30326 is priceflash but it's hard to tell

((im not entora...we know each other from another servr...))

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.