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وكباب كباب

((Kebab's Kebabs))

 

Kebab's Kebabs is a locally owned and operated Kebab stand near Flotsam. It is owned by good Vladislav and he sells quality Kebabs for quality prices! Kebab's Kebabs are made only with the finest Subudai horse meat and Conclavia roast vegetables. 

 

-Menu-

 

Kebab: A juicy blend of horse meat, peppers, tomatoes, and secret sauce... (5 minas)

 

Shish Kebab: Chunks of horse meat and vegetables skewered and roasted on a cat spine... (3 minas)

 

Kebab Kombo: A kebab, two shish kebabs, and a pile of steamed Subudai rice... (10 minas)

 

Krazy Kebab: A kebab with mystery meat! Take the risk... (15 minas)

 

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Please contact Vladislav for more information or to plan birthday parties.

 

[Now in partnership with McDwarf Shoes Shoeing Company and Co.]

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A hairy Auvergnian stands by the adverts, repping the company.

"Very good, scrumptious and made from quality darkie meat!."

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A hairy Auvergnian stands by the adverts, repping the company.

"Very good, scrumptious and made from quality darkie meat!."

 

The Auvergnian is promptly removed from the premises for revealing the main ingredient in the secret sauce...

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"Twelve, give twelve to me" 
 

Says Viktor Ruthern, holding out his hands.

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A lowly peasant who managed to gather enough Mina as to purchase one of Kebab's kebabs tosses his kebab-stick into an alley-way after finishing his harty meal; calling out in protest to the establishment's nay-sayers.

"Neit! Keep Kebab, do not remove!"

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This produck is the #1 food of the employees of McDwarf Shoes.

McDwarf Shoes, Shoes done right.

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