Test Subjects Wanted

[Sagwort 833]

-You see a pure white sheet of paper nailed into the ground...-

 

Are you useless?  Will no one miss you if you die?  Then the Wizards’ Guild Test Subject Program is for you!  Below you will find a series of questions for the application process to becoming a crucial part in progress, science, and industry.

 

Upon successfully completing your time as a Wizards’ Guild test subject you will be rewarded 1,000 minas for your contributions.

 

1. What is your favorite color?

a) Fuchsia

b) Sea Foam Blue

c) Champagne Pink

d) Beige

e) Teal

f) Malachite

g) Gamboge

h) Biloxi

i) Yellow-Blue-Brown

j) Tea Green

 

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

a) No

 

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

a) Yes

b) No

 

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

a) Arctic Hysteria

b) Aboulomania

c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder

d) Boanthropy

e) Autophagia

f) Alien Hand Syndrome

g) Erotomania

h) Cotard Syndrome

i) Bibliomania

j) I would like to be

h) No

 

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”

a) He was jubilant

b) She was jubilant

c) I am jubilant

 

6. Complete the sentence,

 

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

a) Yes

b) No

 

8. What is your favorite flatware

a) Soup Spoon

b) Demitasse Spoon

c) Grapefruit Spoon

d) Dessert Fork

e) Oyster Fork

 

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator

a) No

b) Yes

 

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

a) Yes

b) No

 

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

 

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

Sign Here: ____________________________

[Katherine1 362]

(( I am tempted to make a character for this, because this sounds like some absurdly fun RP xP ))

[Dreek 1633]

1. What is your favorite color?

a) Fuchsia

b) Sea Foam Blue

c) Champagne Pink

d) Beige

e) Teal !

f) Malachite

g) Gamboge

h) Biloxi

i) Yellow-Blue-Brown

j) Tea Green

 

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

a) No !

 

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

a) Yes

b) No !

 

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

a) Arctic Hysteria

b) Aboulomania

c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder

d) Boanthropy

e) Autophagia

f) Alien Hand Syndrome

g) Erotomania

h) Cotard Syndrome

i) Bibliomania

j) I would like to be

h) No 1

 

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”

a) He was jubilant

b) She was jubilant !

c) I am jubilant

 

6. Complete the sentence, I am dumb.

 

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

a) Yes !

b) No

 

8. What is your favorite flatware

a) Soup Spoon

b) Demitasse Spoon

c) Grapefruit Spoon

d) Dessert Fork !

e) Oyster Fork

 

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator

a) No

b) Yes !

 

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

a) Yes

b) No !

 

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

 

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

Sign Here: Goroth Irongut

[Rassidic 470]

A dark elf leaves a application for one of her friends.

 

1. What is your favorite color?

a) Fuchsia

b) Sea Foam Blue

c) Champagne Pink

d) Beige

e) Teal

f) Malachite

g) Gamboge

h) Biloxi

i) Yellow-Blue-Brown

j) Tea Green

 

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

a) No

b) Yes , with myself

 

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

a) Yes

b) No

 

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

a) Arctic Hysteria

b) Aboulomania

c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder

d) Boanthropy

e) Autophagia

f) Alien Hand Syndrome

g) Erotomania

h) Cotard Syndrome

i) Bibliomania

j) I would like to be

h) No

 

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”

a) He was jubilant

b) She was jubilant

c) I am jubilant

 

6. Complete the sentence,

 

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

a) Yes

b) No

 

8. What is your favorite flatware

a) Soup Spoon

b) Demitasse Spoon

c) Grapefruit Spoon

d) Dessert Fork

e) Oyster Fork

 

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator

a) No

b) Yes

 

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

a) Yes

b) No

 

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

 

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

Sign Here: _______Connor_____________________

[Cyndikate 2303]

Anri, depressed fills out the form.

 

 

1. What is your favorite color?
a) Fuchsia


2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?
a) No

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

b) No

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?
i) Bibliomania

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”
a) He was jubilant


6. Complete the sentence,

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?
b) No

8. What is your favorite flatware
a) Soup Spoon


9. Have you ever used a Rotavator
a) No


10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

b) No

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:
loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

 

Anri

__________________

[Pinsir99 526]

1. What is your favorite color?

f) Malachite

 

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

a) No

 

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

b) No

 

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

h) No

 

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”

c) I am jubilant

 

6. Complete the sentence, Ale

 

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

a) Yes

 

8. What is your favorite flatware

a) Soup Spoon

 

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator

a) No

 

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

b) No

 

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

 

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

Sign Here: Danak Battlebeard

[11lucy123 0]

1. What is your favorite color?

b) Sea Foam Blue

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

a) No

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

b) No

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

j) I would like to be

h) No

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”

c) She is jubilant

6. Complete the sentence, 27.

*upon seeing this question, Synda's eyebrows furrow* "Uhm...27!" She nods, thoroughly please by the genius of the answer

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

a) Yes

8. What is your favorite flatware

b) Demitasse Spoon

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator

b) Yes

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

b) No

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below.

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

Sign Here: Synda

[Tetsu_Kuro 53]

-You see a pure white sheet of paper nailed into the ground...-

 

Are you useless?  Will no one miss you if you die?  Then the Wizards’ Guild Test Subject Program is for you!  Below you will find a series of questions for the application process to becoming a crucial part in progress, science, and industry.

 

Upon successfully completing your time as a Wizards’ Guild test subject you will be rewarded 1,000 minas for your contributions.

 

1. What is your favorite color?

a) Fuchsia

b) Sea Foam Blue

c) Champagne Pink

d) Beige

e) Teal

f) Malachite

g) Gamboge

h) Biloxi

i) Yellow-Blue-Brown

j) Tea Green

 

*An option 'k' is written in here*

k) Grey

 

 

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

 

a) No

 

 

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

 

a) Yes

b) No

 

 

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

 

a) Arctic Hysteria

b) Aboulomania

c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder

d) Boanthropy

e) Autophagia

f) Alien Hand Syndrome

g) Erotomania

h) Cotard Syndrome

i) Bibliomania

j) I would like to be

h) No

 

 

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”.

 

a) He was jubilant.

b) She was jubilant.

c) I am jubilant.

 

 

6. Complete the sentence_x.

 

 

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

 

a) Yes You can have them now if you like.

b) No

 

 

8. What is your favorite flatware?

 

a) Soup Spoon

b) Demitasse Spoon

c) Grapefruit Spoon

d) Dessert Fork

e) Oyster Fork

 

*an option 'f' is scrawled in here*

f) Whatever a stroon is, I want one.

 

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator?

a) No

b) Yes

 

 

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

a) Yes

b) No

 

 

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

 

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

Sign Here:*The note is signed simply "Alexander"*

[Dante 206]

A childish scribble drags across the paper, hung up loosely on the wall.

 

1. What is your favorite color?

a) Fuchsia

b) Sea Foam Blue

c) Champagne Pink

d) Beige

e) Teal

f) Malachite

g) Gamboge

h) Biloxi

i) Yellow-Blue-Brown

j) Tea Green

 

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

a) No

 

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

a) Yes

b) No

 

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

a) Arctic Hysteria

b) Aboulomania

c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder

d) Boanthropy

e) Autophagia

f) Alien Hand Syndrome

g) Erotomania

h) Cotard Syndrome

i) Bibliomania

j) I would like to be

h) No

 

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”

a) He was jubilant

b) She was jubilant

c) I am jubilant

 

6. Complete the sentence,

 

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

a) Yes

b) No

 

8. What is your favorite flatware

a) Soup Spoon

b) Demitasse Spoon

c) Grapefruit Spoon

d) Dessert Fork

e) Oyster Fork

 

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator

a) No

b) Yes

 

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

a) Yes

b) No

 

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

 

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

 

Sign Here: Hazle

 

The signature drifts off the line as its written, obviously written by a child.

[Stephensj 327]

1. What is your favorite color?

a) Fuchsia

b) Sea Foam Blue

c) Champagne Pink

d) Beige

e) Teal

f) Malachite

g) Gamboge

h) Biloxi

i) Yellow-Blue-Brown

j) Tea Green

 

2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?

a) No

 

3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?

a) Yes

b) No

 

4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?

a) Arctic Hysteria

b) Aboulomania

c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder

d) Boanthropy

e) Autophagia

f) Alien Hand Syndrome

g) Erotomania

h) Cotard Syndrome

i) Bibliomania

j) I would like to be

h) No

 

5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”

a) He was jubilant

b) She was jubilant

c) I am jubilant

 

6. Complete the sentence, cyborcs.

 

7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?

a) Yes

b) No

 

8. What is your favorite flatware

a) Soup Spoon

b) Demitasse Spoon

c) Grapefruit Spoon

d) Dessert Fork

e) Oyster Fork

 

9. Have you ever used a Rotavator

a) No

b) Yes

 

10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?

a) Yes

b) No

 

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process.  Please sign below.

 

Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:

loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.

Sign Here: Kazotar

 

 

 

 

[Cooonie 55]

The man would begin to write, nestled in his blanket, under a bridge.

2 days later, a letter would be nailed, in a horrible fashion, to the inner side of the bridge, showing only the man's answers.

 

1) no.

2)no, i am luking forwurd too won

3)yes, to cyur me lust four munee

4)i hav quite tha aleen hand

5)i am cannot find meening of wurd

6)how

7)nut me kidnee

8)desert furk

9)yes

10)no

 

me weel take fuul responseeble fur luss uf virgeenity. luuking forwurd too eet.

*his name is signed in blood*

trull hagman

 

((I guess I'm gonna have to make a temp char for this, if I get accepted.))

[Cyndikate 2303]

((Will this death if testing be a PK?

[Dante 206]

[[ No. ]]

[Sagwort 833]

-A new piece of paper is nailed into a rock, though the rock has split in half due to a nail being in it so the paper lays atop a pile of small stones shards-

 

Congratulations to the following Test Subjects:

 

Trull Hagman

 

Kazotar

 

Hazle

 

Synda

 

Below

 

Danak Battlebeard

 

Alexander

 

You are to find the Wizards' Guild at our tower located in a location which can only be located by locating someone who knows the location as we will not tell the location at this current location.

 

 

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.