A Pamphlet Of Worms

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

Great Worm calls us all!

 

The Worm speaks! The Creator incarnate! He spreads His words through the Worms in the earth, they are all around us, watching and listening, knowing all! They are in all lands, under all soils!

 

None are hidden! He summons us all to worship the Truth of Creation! Worms are in the earth, you know this, and He knows this, because He put them there to safeguard His realm!

 

The worm is the Ultimate form of Creation! The Creator Himself is a Worm, a Great Worm of massive length and girth, moving deep under the dirt and rock, in dirts to rich we could raise a harvest for a hundred hundred nations on a mere handful scattered in a field.

 

The Prophet has told us of this! The Priests of Worm as well! Glory to the Worm! He, the Great Worm has called you all to spread the Word of Worms!

 

The Great Worm, the Creator, calls you to do so!

 

In the end, we all go in dirt, brothers and sisters. The tenants are thus:

 

Gather a worm in your pocket, listen to its' words, and let it see your actions, so you have the eyes of the Great Worm on you at all times.

 

So sayeth the Prophet of Worms!

 

Spread the Word of Worms! Let all know of the Truth of the Creator.

 

So sayeth the Prophet of Worms!

 

Gather followers and Cultests of the Worm.

 

So sayeth the Prophet of Worms.

 

Never harm a fellow Cultest.

 

So sayeth the Prophet of Worms!

 

Be true to the Great Worm, and do only good in His name.

 

So sayeth the Prohet of Worms!

 

 

[ToenailTickler 290]

Worm Prophet Harry nods in approval. He puts a worm on the pamphlet marking it as acceptable of the sect of Wormic creationism.

[Bloodnight 170]

The Black Scourge plan to construct worm killing siege weapons in the coming days.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"We should just gives these guys the north, they would terrorize us better." Says a macecatcher.

[Evilbanana5757 154]

"ALL HAIL THE WORMS!" screams a passing edgy.

[Tethras 278]

A passing peasants picks up the pamphlet, pausing for a moment his eyes squinting as he tries to read it. Failing to do so he goes to a nearby guard. Asking him what it reads, before eventually going on to say:

 

"If t'ey beh lovin 'em worms, ah wonder w'ut they think ov 'em peskeh birds? Ah mean dun t'ey eat w'ut t'ey worship?"

[bungo 3965]

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.