The Racially Profiling Spider

[EmbryoGod 823]

This just in and added to the hot, new LOTC Newspaper: LOTC Gazette!

Recent events near a stronghold along the way to Kaphro, two Sun Elves were caught and attempted to be apprehended by who they believe to be a racially profiling guard-spider, here's the one in question (Aebek)'s testimonial to the topic:

"So we were just chilling, praising Aescepuiaul and whatnot, and trying to find one of my friends who was at the stronghold at the time. However I moved in an attempt to find a way in, and a guard-spider followed me, when he questioned me I told him the truth and asked if there was a way in. Instead he attempted to apprehend me on 3rd degree criminal charges when none were there. I believe this is a large miscarriage of justice, I mean, just because we are Sun Elves doesn't mean we have a right to be treated in such a negative and poor way."

More information coming to you soon, Aebek's companion, Aphoros, has yet to come in for questioning, more in tomorrow's paper, ciao!

 

((Edit: For the record, this wasn't a player doing anything, it was a Spider Mob))

[Ford 1996]

Spider guards? What? Huh?

[EmbryoGod 823]

Spider guards? What? Huh?

Inform yourself friend!

[EmbryoGod 823]

Aphoros looks at the newspaper and glimpses at it slightly. "Ugh..This."

 

Dear Fringe-LOTC Newspaper,

 

"Sun elves are being discriminated against and I believe it needs to stop. Sure, '#Selfies' Ahahahaha funny, we get it. After much discrimination from the Faolains and other groups who won't be named for purposes of anonymity I believe that this is the last straw. If discrimination against us Sun Elves does not stop we will pray to Aescepuiaul that the drought hits all of your crops and that your nations deny the help from the Druids."

 

-Concerned Anonymous Sun elf

This looks like the work of a concerned citizen folks! Arm yourselves today! Go out and buy the daily LOTC Gazette!

[monkeypoacher 8055]

"damn those raciss spidres!" -says edgy dark elf as he eats human flesh

[Rig 17580]

Aeveron repeatedly stabs the spider-guard with his war hatchet. "Zaesel, mother-spider-hopher."

[TheBareSheet 194]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.