((Poster Removed)) Seventian Refugee Camp Becomes Seventian Town

[drfate786 1690]

[!] This poster has been taken down

 

 

 

 

*As you walk casually through the monk's temple you see smoke rising from reinforced structures in the distance...only this is not the work of the monks, the Seventian refugee camp has become a true town.*

 

*Large propaganda posters are posted all over the road welcoming all races to the Seventian Town/Recruitment Center, they read: 

 

"Are you tired of trying to find a home? Or are you...hungry when you shouldn't be? Has Oren abandoned you? Or perhaps some other Nation?  Join seventis today and we can make a change towards the better.

 

*A picture of a white pigeon whit a green leek in its mouth is posted under the picture.*

[Lvke 1000]

Morris looks at the leaking pigeon, and mutters to himself about shite.

[Noer 577]

*kenneth looks at the horrible abomination of an advertisement, and then laughs as he sees "Has oren abandoned you?" and mutters to himself "Basicalleh' askin' for a village of all edgies, I see."
He then goes to look for Seventis so he can massacre the population.

[leave me alone 995]

The peasant stares at the poster, unable to read the text. All he is able to decipher from the poster is that there is a leaking pigeon.

 

"Some bloodeh weird form of sodomy I bet."

[drfate786 1690]

*Sighs at the crowd of simpletons and walks away in disappointment of such stupidity.*

[Tethras 278]

A letter is posted beneath.

 

"Might I request that you use stone brick in future instead of simple cobblestone? I do not mean to cause offence, but I worry about the structural integrity of such buildings. As well as the fact as they're not really aesthetically pleasing. An increase in quality of appearance in your village shall draw in more people. Just some friendly advise.

 

 -C "

[Lima 774]

Lori looks over the buildings, as he takes a wander around the town rubbing his chin and sinking in to a tankard of ale.

"Dis' place 'ere be less structurally stable than te' average schizophrenic dark elf."
 

[Ford 1996]

Valic laughs when he reads "Has Oren abandoned you?"

[Rivk Zavadsky 700]

"Only one man has the titles of Seventis, ROBERT CHIVAY, sorry but you can't revive something thast has died"*Joseph Garreth laughs out*

[Lynesse {Celia/Jazzy} 398]

Jon slaps his knee, almost keeling over in laughter.

 

"Seventis? Har har har! More like Shiteventis! Probableh a 'ome fer sodomites and ne'er-do-wells! Har har har!"

[SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN 315]

*Erwin Vallark of Seventis, upon reading the notice and hearing of the reaction, immediately orders the notice torn down and the camp renovated.*

 

"Such representations of our people serve only to portray us in an unwelcome way.  This poster must be removed.  The camp will be redone completely so that it fits the high standards we hold

ourselves to.  Seventis means no insult to any nation or people."

 

 

((One should note that the title of this post makes no sense, we are not refugees.  This was not made by Seventis, just a lone member.  It is being handled.  We are also rebuilding our camp, as he is the member who built it.))

[Redbaron™ 690]

Rowan walks up to such with a few of the recruits on either side of him as he was patrolling.  His expression changing from happy to disgusted.

 

"They're lucky we haven't been able to find them yet.   Once we find Shiteventis we will burn it and enslave the leader..."

[Islam 145]

 

Borislav looks at the poster, rubbing his chin. "Saying such words and announcing them publicly is asking to die. I bet dey can't even defend themselves, poor scum! They don't even know wot is coming fer them!"

[SkyyoBee 249]

[!] The poster has been taken down

 

((Thread locked, this was posted without the consent of Seventis and its removal has been requested. PM me if you have any issue with this.))

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.