The Results Of Ethical Analysis: Phaedrus

[Supremacy 3361]

Mali'aheral of Haelun'or,

 

For the glory of the maehr'sae hiylun'ehya, the abnormality that is Phaedrus has been questioned to determine the root of his desirable behaviour. Attached are the responses from the series of questions he was asked. Make of them what you will, further analysis will be posted in time.

 

 

• Apples are his favorite food.
• Colour preference: Red, also partial to green.
• Thinks emotion is “good”.
• Believes Malinor was a nation of Thieves.
• Is unaware of the existence of Titania Hawksong.
• Has no opinion on the number 47.
• When asked to pick a letter between B and M he chose B. Deliberately ignored the instruction or was simply not intelligent enough to understand the word B. Upon being asked a second time, he chose C. This was because it was next in the alphabet.
• He finds the Okarir’ker to be a valuable ally and a good person.
• When asked if he would like the skin of a mali’ker he responded that he is content with his skin colour.
• He finds the maehr’sae hiylun’ehya admirable. Though he feels sometimes it is not adhered to properly.
• Phaedrus believes a more functional military is desirable.
• He knows his name, when asked for it.
• He claims to be literate.
• He has no opinion on the letter Q.
• He believes Durion’s spat with Haelun’or is over the Sohaer’s disapproval with his choice of clothing— Aside: Perhaps I called his wife a **** for showing her mid section?
• He logically identifies an orange banana as potentially diseased.
• The subject can count.
• Subject identifies fingers when held up and can count to at least 5.
• Subject recognises that eight fingers on one hand is abnormal. This signifies he is not inbred.

 

Further investigation is unnecessary.

 

— Elsohaer 

[Supah 334]

"Good... Good job Mali'aheral.. You keep striving for that progress and health.. You're doing a fantastic job," Arveldir nods, before retreating to the safety of the hollow.

[501warhead 1796]

Kalen receives a missive containing a copy of this public letter and just takes a moment to stare at it. Shaking his head, he wonders at the significance of the letter Q.

 

OOC:

((Tin foiling intensifies?))

Edited September 8, 2014 by Supremacy
Illuminati.

[- Pastry 931]

"We ought present the Mali'aheral populace with the same battery so as to establish a control."

 

Ikur sees to the preparation of test pamphlets for distribution within Annil'sul.

[Stag 3234]

Iatrilemar looks at the notice and begins to laugh. He doesn't stop laughing until he goes to sleep that night and resumes his uproar in the morning.

[Heff 2460]

Fumble visits the town therapist, Todo, after reading such a confusing and scary paper... especially asking of the disapproval of the letter B in his mind.

[CosmicWhaleShark 2488]

Phaedrus can be found in his home afterwards, fingers pinched tightly around the bridge of his nose, sitting at the table in silence while gently shaking his head.

[MamaBearJade 2090]

Zress reads over the note and begins laughing softly. "Has no opinion of the letter Q. It is no wonder Kalenz is puzzled as the Continuum shivers."

((Cookies?))

[_pr0fit 3084]

Vykk Volaren reads the paper, looks towards Haelun'or and shakes his head doing a O.0

[__WaterFox__ 636]

An older looking wood elf burst out laughing at sight of this

[Pinsir99 526]

"...If this is the test of purity, I think anyone could pass..." 

[susitsu 871]

Castor stares with the blankest of expressions, not sure what to make of what he just read.

 

((I lol'd so hard.))

[Dromui 755]

Azel stares silently at the form, heads tilted to the side as if in question. After several moments, he simply crosses his arms and moves away.

 

"Q is love and life."

[~ Fiend ~ 611]

Pebble reads the letter, having had to pry it from the maw of a dog moments earlier out of unbearable curiosity. She spends a good half hour trying different arrangements of the pieces that tore off, before deciding it makes just as much sense as she had originally though.

Pebble finally decides firmly against moving in with people who like poking things they consider strange. She resumes tinkering and hiding underground from nature. In the druids' grove. Are any elves sane anymore, really...?

[MetaSolaray 242]

Meta hearing this debate over the letter's of B and Q finds himself lost in utter thought. "For one who has spent many years of meditation and pondering the meaning of life. Even I do not have a feeling upon letters themselves, perhaps this is a sign of true dedication to one's society and upbringing..."

 

"Or simply perhaps the beginning of the end of sanity."