The Great Irongut Feast

[Hobolympic 1093]

Setting the mood...

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzlDFLvllfo

 

 

Irongut beardlings are seen hobbling up and down the Stone Road, pinning posters to trees and homes, and handing out invitations to the occasional wanderer. Word soon reaches the capital cities, both near and far away, of the greatest feast that is about to take place.

 

 

 

 

To celebrate the construction of the great Hiebenhall Keep, The most noble Irongut Clan welcomes -YOU- to meanest, biggest and wildest party in history! No expense has been spared, and no one will be leaving Hiebenhall hungry or sober in the slightest! Experience a dwarven feast like no other!

 

In this great feast, there will be copious amounts of the finest Irongut Ale, dwarven delicacies, as well as games and events, and a great deal of fun and surprises too! Activities are included, but not limited to:

 

• Brawls (with bets)
• Firework
• More brawls!
• Good ol' Dice
• Drinking competition (No one drinks an Irongut under the table!)
• Drunken Racing
• Surprises!

 

 

So come all, Kha, Human, Elf, Orc or Dwarf, and knock yourselves out, on our expense! Don't miss the greatest party ever seen! And if you do happen to be a sore, condescending loser who does not want to party, we don't want you anyway! 

 

We are also renting out merchant stalls for the duration of this legendary feast, for a mere sum of fifty minas! Contact Clan Father Balek Irongut.

 

We of the Irongut Clan are looking forward to having you all as our drinking buddies and friends!

 

PS: Hiebenhall is not under the jurisdiction of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan. This means that Cactus Green is not only allowed, but strongly encouraged, indeed rumour has it the Clan Father is a heavy smoker himself!

 

 

(( The event begins Friday 5:30 pm EST / 10:30 pm GMT - 7 pm EST / 12 pm GMT. Head north from the Cloud Temple, across the bridge, take the first left, and you are there! Coords:  x: 50, z: 75 ))

[James 425]

*Chuckles* "All 'ail da Ironguts! Parteh till ye are drunk enoug' tu bet ye artifacts 'n keepsakes"  ((Says this, goes to his library and while the party is going on is practicing magic and writing books))

[Kardel 1054]

Kardel preparest some alchemicalaphetamines to sell to small unsespecting gobos and halflings.

[KarmaDelta 969]

Lilum Irongut begins finishing his current tasks of smithing out more weapons, which all pretty much suck, and mining out new homes beneath Hiebenhall, which still has yet to be completed. As he bathes in his home, he sees that his skin is not washing away the dark dirt from mining and smithing, in which he also notices that his hair is not washing it away either. His head also began to get a little tingly, so he puts a hand on his head and rubs it along, and to his surprise, he has hair up there, but a very thin layer. He looks down into his bath, and yet again, he sees that the hair on his head is a dirt grey, like his beard. He smiles, knowing that in the coming days, he himself will take no note of it, because he won't be a loser and miss out on the Hiebenhall Feast that is fast approaching. 

 

His final thought as he leaves the bath and wanders into his forge, is that he will feel sorry for all of the nerds who will miss out on the event and under his breathe says,

"Suuk et"

and begins to air dry.

[Lathros 377]

Lathros ponders, "Can it be industrialized?"

[Daisy 9738]

"Damn Irongut 'eretics," grumbles Samgrun, "t'is probably a trap."

[Dtrik 330]

Chase begins to eat a pinecone as he looks at the surround land he calls Hiebenhall, he finishes and walks back into his house.

[Hiebe 2493]

Dwain is busy in the kitchen cooking cakes for the feast. He has multiple pans going cooking spiced beef and fried chicken. He wipes his brow and continues the work of a chef.

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

The, formerly mighty, Paragon Kjell rolls in his grave at the encouragement of the recreational use of cactus green.

[James 425]

The, formerly mighty, Paragon Kjell rolls in his grave at the encouragement of the recreational use of cactus green.

 

(( Your son onar participated in a drug circle that included all the guards on in which they used the product that was confiscated...)) 

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

A letter is sent to those within Hiebenhall-

 

"Aesterwald and her people shall attend this festival in joyous occasion! For such kind acts of inviting all to attend, we shall help provide a bountiful of wheat and fish, and even try to have a Keg of our finest ale pulled over for use!"

 

Faiz then puts on his party robes, ready to get down and crazy

[Eetswa 422]

*Gauldrim gives a rasping laugh "Time teh git on tha piss!"*

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

(( Your son onar participated in a drug circle that included all the guards on in which they used the product that was confiscated...))

((Onar is Igor's son.))

[Sky 0]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.