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"What's that?!" 

 

A man cries out from the crowd gathering in front of the Silver City of Mali'aheral. His eyes gaze towards Smurgla in complete and utter fear. His question is repeated, this time his fear laces the two words,

 

"What's that?!"

 

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It would seem that Smurgla's presence has once again attracted attention from the normal folk of Athera.

 

Smurgla stares out into the crowd, occasionally itching at another mole growing upon her disgusting face. She cranes towards the man, limbering about elegantly,

 

"Why dun you's ask Smurgla wha's on you's mind?"

 

The people simply stare back.

 

"Go 'head. Ask Smurgla about her!"

 

~_~_OOC_~_~

Please recall that all posts below must be in RP.

Feel free to ask Smurgla any questions your character might have, as Smurgla will answer.

Have fun.

 

For your immersion:

 

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A dedicant Halfling asks,

"What type o' nut is ye favori'e?"

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"What type o' nut is ye favori'e?"

"Smurgla's favorite nut is walnut. Smurgla like when the walls close in and squish them all."

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Beranabus shifts his attention to the crowd he was talking to and looks over to the old hag jumping slightly in surprise "Oh bloody nether! What in the.." He simply stares for a good few seconds his eyes widened at the woman before pointing to her lipstick  "Why purple? Your lipstick doesn't match your skin or body type.. I'd recommend a gloss, or beige color."

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Lilum, after forgetting being killed after receiving assistance from Smurgla a few days ago, ends up finding her again. He walks up and pulls her away from the crowd  forming around her, and begins whispering, 

 

"Yeh knuh ove t'e truff ove t'e ancient Dwed 'all t'at Iblees rose from? Yeh said yeh were 'ere fo' a long toime, so ah assume...."

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"Why purple? Your lipstick doesn't match your skin or body type.. I'd recommend a gloss, or beige color."

"Hrmph. Smurgla look into beige. Smurgla not know much of lookin' pretty 'cause Smurgla ugly as a weasel bein' skinned! Smurgla appreciate you's help. Have kiss!"

 

Smurgla gently places a smelly kiss upon Beranabus' face, winking after,

 

"Smurgla likes."

 

 

 

"Yeh knuh ove t'e truff ove t'e ancient Dwed 'all t'at Iblees rose from? Yeh said yeh were 'ere fo' a long toime, so ah assume...."

"Pfff... Smurgla not that old."

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"Who is the prettiest girl of them all?"

 

 

"Smurgla would choose Smurgla, but Smurgla be liar. Smurgla choose all lesbian Dark Elf."

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"Pfff... Smurgla not that old."

 

 

 

 

 

Unhappy with the answer recieved, Lilum feels the need to stab her and walk away. Instead, he says,

"Yer a loire, yeh sai' yeh were as ol' as t'e lan'. Ah t'ink yer eit'er ah big loire 'nd s'ould be 'anged, o' yeh duh knuh bu' yer wiff'oldin' t'e info'mation. Yeh bettah wash ou' nuh, ef ah see yeh 'gain, ah will ge' mah ansahs 'ne weh o' not'a."

 

Lilum then proceeds to leave.

 

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Beranabus cringes as the old bat tries kissing him and turns around walking off whilst hastily rubbing his cheek with his sleeve the wet place where she had kissed him "Gaahh..."

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"Deja thinks yah ah cool gal, yah agree with Deja!?"

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Damien would stare at Smurgla, the wind blowing past him would create a sharp whistle from the empty armour. Standing at attention, his hands by his side. 

 

". . ."

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Marie Talines curiously approaches Smurgla. "U-Um...I-If I may..." she suddenly rolls her eyes and drops her stutter. "What kind of magic do you know. Also, you're very pretty... even if it's not on the outside." The suddenly not so bashful girl smirks slightly.

 

 

Mary o' Nett hurries over to Smurgla, poking her with a wooden hand. The child smiles up at her. "Can you teach me how to do magic stuff? Pleaaaaaaaase?"

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Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

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