Ask Me Anything

[Priceflash 832]

Who are you and who do you play

[InfamousGerman 1553]

Favorite Total War?

 

Do you support Bjorn Vanir's claim on the Duchy of Akovia and the Title of Patriarch of the glorious House Vanir?

[Coaster 2086]

Recommend any good movies?

Pulp Fiction 

any movie by tarantino

 

Who are you and who do you play

no one

no one

 

Favorite Total War?

 

Do you support Bjorn Vanir's claim on the Duchy of Akovia and the Title of Patriarch of the glorious House Vanir?

without a doubt medieval 2 

 

never...

[Sky 0]

Any advise on obtaining the motivation to work out? 

[Heff 2460]

Do you have an opinion of me?


Were there ever plans to conquer the halfling empire during your reign as King?

[Coaster 2086]

Any advise on obtaining the motivation to work out? 

 

Already answered this

 

Do you have an opinion of me?

Were there ever plans to conquer the halfling empire during your reign as King?

 

Good guy that has been influenced too heavily by "meme culture" and confuses being light hearted with being a troll

 

 

Favorite book?

 

 

Mein kampf

[Aislin 4354]

how do i go to the gym so i can be fat like tom

[youlovesocks 652]

Would you say mass consumption of alcohol instead of going to the gym makes me an alcoholic..? Because I don't.

[Ark 2835]

Who would win a fight, you or tommy? no guns just fists 

[Coaster 2086]

how do i go to the gym so i can be fat like tom

 

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Would you say mass consumption of alcohol instead of going to the gym makes me an alcoholic..? Because I don't.

 

The day I realized I had a problem with alcohol was when I started having beer with breakfast lunch and dinner and literally stopped drinking water in preference for booze.

 

If you're thirsty and what some whiskey to quench it instead of some water then you might be in a little trouble

You should be good for at least another year

Who would win a fight, you or tommy? no guns just fists 

 

Tommy is literally weak as a bird

can't even break out of a paper bag

[DrakeHaze. 2524]

What would Andrik have done if I managed to punch you into the safespot during the lava trap assassination?

[Coaster 2086]

What would Andrik have done if I managed to punch you into the safespot during the lava trap assassination?

 

I had a lot of plans for Andrik, assuming that the high elves didn't kill him this was the general outline of objectives he had

 

1. with garrisons in both wood elf place and high elf city peace is enforced and all elves eventually vassalize through diplomacy (this happened anyway so w/e)

2. continuation of war against dwarves until they accepted a peace in which they a) removed the grand king from power and b) the clan lords accepted andrik as their defacto overlord

3. essentialy end all major wars in athera for a long time through threat of annihilation (not inluding minor wars and feuds between local lords and nobles)

4. enacted Humanitys Office of Selective Service as the authoritative force in athera, making sure that peace is enforced and that there is no dissent to andriks position as big boy o athera

5. create (and basically force upon others) a world wide council from vairous races (like the UN kind of ) so that there would be solving of conflict through peaceful means rather then fighting

6. andrik never intended to marry, knowing that having one single dynasty rule over the world would always end badly because eventually some incompetent would pop up and the moment he died there would be a massivie war for succession and freedom. instead what was meant to happen was voting in the council mentioned above, with each human duke having one vote, each dwarf lord having one vote, each elven subrace having one vote, and the orcs/halflings also having one vote with the singular rule that the successor must be human as with their limited lives they are less likely to turn into tyrants that rule for centuries

 

there was never any intention to "exterimate" or kick out any groups of people from where they lived, nor was the idea for humans to be an annoying boss that constantly fucked with everyones business. essentialy what andrik planned was a very loose and very laisafaire policiy of men only loyal to him (not his human lords) policing the various provinces in athera while the other nations/races/lords he vassalized would pretty much go on business as usual

 

lots of other stuff

[Schwaan 176]

I mean you said ask you anything, so how's it going?

[Coaster 2086]

I'm doing better then I ever have in my entire life

[Ark 2835]

yo when we gonna play lego starwars